Ok, fess up guys. Is this you?

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-30 09:26pm

Many thanks to Ian at Mac Hall for another wonderful comic.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-30 09:41pm

LOL! That's great, and no that is not me.

I am far more careful.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-05-30 10:07pm

Tip - Always flush the tissues down the toilet when you're done. Cuts down on the mess and eliminates the funky smell.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-05-30 10:14pm

I've been saying this alot lately but
ROFLMAO

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-30 11:00pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:Many thanks to Ian at Mac Hall for another wonderful comic.

*snip*

I don't use hand lotion, nor do I have that much porn on my hard drive.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-30 11:32pm

Another tip: DO use hand lotion or some sort of lubricant, unless you want to find out how badly semen and open wounds caused by chafing mix the hard way.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-30 11:52pm

X of Redness +3

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-31 12:12am

I don't have enough memory for 40 gigs of porn, and having a ton of porn on a shared computer is not a smart idea.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-05-31 12:38am

While funny, I do not keep pornography on my computers.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-31 01:20am

Nope not me. I haven't even broken 1 gig yet. Hell, my hard drive's only 19 gigs.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-31 01:26am

Whoops ya got me!

20gigs here, mostly JPEGs and 1-5meg video clips, and proportioned 90%gay, 10% str8 porn...

EDIT: Oh, I use K-Y jelly, not hand lotion.

EDIT2: That nailed it PERFECTLY!! Except my porn's rather randomly scattered all over my D drive instead of being all in one folder I always leave open.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-31 02:39am

I used to have three boxes of Floppy disks labeled "Porn", "Anime Porn" & "More Anime Porn" including Minmei giving "Lip Service" to a micronized Khyron, back when I was in high school. Funny thing is until my baby sister started climbing on chairs and tables trying to get ahold of my disks the parent's had no problem with this....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-31 02:42am

That's not like me at all. No really.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-31 03:07am

Yey I can see it now. That sure ain't me.

I don't leave the friggin' folder open, that's retarded.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-31 03:19am

JediNeophyte wrote:Yey I can see it now. That sure ain't me.

I don't leave the friggin' folder open, that's retarded.

Well, there's half a dozen gay guys here, so no problemo!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-05-31 03:36am

Um... Unfortunately I don't 40 gigs on my computer, let alone 40 gigs of porn... No hand lotion either... or waste basket for that matter...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-31 03:51am

I couldn't help but chuckle while reading that comic.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-05-31 09:44am

My computer is in my living room, so no wacking on-line. When they're not arround however i'll look at stuff and store it in my head for when i'm in my room. All my porn is on a hidde4n folder accessable only by me, the administrator.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-05-31 10:25am

Bah! Thats NOTHING like me!

I don't use hand lotion.

I use papertowel not klenex.

I have maybe, MAYBE 50 megs of porn on my computer.

Ignorant_Boy · Post by **Ignorant_Boy** » 2003-06-01 09:19pm

Wow! Kelly, are you a mind reader? ROTFL

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-02 01:35am

Durran Korr wrote:Another tip: DO use hand lotion or some sort of lubricant, unless you want to find out how badly semen and open wounds caused by chafing mix the hard way.

That's the grossest thing I've read in, oh,.....hours.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-02 02:04am

Durran Korr wrote:Another tip: DO use hand lotion or some sort of lubricant, unless you want to find out how badly semen and open wounds caused by chafing mix the hard way.

Bah, I don't get chafing because:

1. I don't do it all the time.
2. Pre-cum. Need I say more?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-06-02 11:22am

Vertigo1 wrote:2. Pre-cum. Need I say more?

Yummy!!!

Kenny_10_Bellys · Post by **Kenny_10_Bellys** » 2003-06-02 11:35am

No pr0n on yer computer? Not your bag? Well, at least we know who all the liars are now.

* Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity * Whackity ....................

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2003-06-02 11:39am

Bah.

Amateurs.

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Ok, fess up guys. Is this you?

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