SD.net Offspring: Imagine the Possibilities!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 10:52am

So, let's imagine that we can pair up SD.net denizens to have children, no matter their sex (otherwise we in SoS would be tired and HURTING!). What combinations would lend what sort of people?

For instance:

Darkstar + RayCav =

Heh heh.

Anyway.

What other combinations would be interesting? Cool? Sexy? Intelligent? Hilarious? Talented? Attractive? Frightening? Or just plain weird?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-02 10:59am

Cool? Sexy? Intelligent? Hilarious? Talented? Attractive?

You'll have to clone me.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-02 11:00am

Me and Zaia.

...ok, so it's not just for the offspring

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 11:01am

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Cool? Sexy? Intelligent? Hilarious? Talented? Attractive?
You'll have to clone me.

LOL. Cute.

No cloning allowed, otherwise all the pretty little strutting peacocks will waltz in here and say what Olrik just said (love you, Olrik!), so you have to match yourself up with someone.

Or don't even involved yourself at all and pair up people like Shep and Ted.

*blinks*

Oy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 11:03am

Dalton wrote:Me and Zaia.

...ok, so it's not just for the offspring

Hahahaha, another cutie.

Tell me what our kid would be like and I won't thwap you because you'll have followed directions.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-06-02 11:03am

Kelly and me....a VERY horny William Shakespeare would most likely be the result. Or a horny KJA if you consider us hacks.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-02 11:04am

Zaia wrote:Hahahaha, another cutie.

Tell me what our kid would be like and I won't thwap you because you'll have followed directions.

The Emperor of the Universe!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-06-02 11:07am

Stravo wrote:Kelly and me....a VERY horny William Shakespeare would most likely be the result. Or a horny KJA if you consider us hacks.

*ROTFLMFAO*

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-06-02 11:38am

The laws of the universe warp and the unholy union of Vympel and Axis Kast will produce a...........

Very confused child.

Phil Skayhan · Post by **Phil Skayhan** » 2003-06-02 11:39am

Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-02 11:42am

Phil Skayhan wrote:Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?

*screams*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 11:55am

What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass....

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-02 12:07pm

Excuse me while I forcibly purge my memory.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-02 12:09pm

Zaia wrote:What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass....

Oh come now, Mike's not that bad a parent and Ein's not that big a pervert

(sorry, that was bad taste, but that's the first thing I thought of when I read it)

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 12:10pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Excuse me while I forcibly purge my memory.

Yay, that means I've done well.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-02 12:13pm

Is this thread inspired by the possibility that there might soon be SDNet children, in light of recent events?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-06-02 12:24pm

Dalton wrote:
Phil Skayhan wrote:Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?
*screams*

Phil! Turn down the gain on Strow & Dalton's bedroom! We're clipping!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-02 12:58pm

Kelly + Zaia
Actually i just wanted to create a pleasant mental image of hot lesbian action

Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-06-02 01:00pm

innerbrat wrote:Is this thread inspired by the possibility that there might soon be SDNet children, in light of recent events?

Did I miss something?

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-02 01:07pm

innerbrat wrote: Oh come now, Mike's not that bad a parent and Ein's not that big a pervert

That's just sick.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-02 01:07pm

Knife wrote:

Did I miss something?

Possibly Nitram and Tevar tying the knot soon.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-06-02 01:09pm

Phil Skayhan wrote:Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?

David · Post by **David** » 2003-06-02 01:10pm

Col. Crackpot wrote: Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time

He would hate himself so much he'd exploded.

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-06-02 01:11pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Knife wrote:

Did I miss something?
Possibly Nitram and Tevar tying the knot soon.

Whooops, forgot about them. Well atleast the kid will slide out easier with the pointy hat as a guide, yet the cloak will clog things up some.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-06-02 01:12pm

Zaia wrote:What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass....

That is so wrong.

But can you imagine if his dick was long enough to have sex with himself.