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1337 church found!!!

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While driving around in Aurora, IL today i found a church with a very 1337 sign...


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Everyone knows clergy are lamers. They're also campers who treat their base like it's a holy sactuary or something. And some of them are total assfags.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Everyone knows clergy are lamers. They're also campers who treat their base like it's a holy sactuary or something. And some of them are total assfags.
:lol: That goes well with your current avatar...

and in keeping with the spirit of this thread...


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3rd Impact wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Everyone knows clergy are lamers. They're also campers who treat their base like it's a holy sactuary or something. And some of them are total assfags.
:lol: That goes well with your current avatar...
How so?
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lets just drop my Lincoln outta the back of a plane. itll leave a crater where the church was standing....and most of the surrounding area. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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Hethrir wrote:God looks at His command console and presses the "Smite" button. Stampede gets well smitten.

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Stampede wrote:
Hethrir wrote:God looks at His command console and presses the "Smite" button. Stampede gets well smitten.

ImageNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
That shocked icon should replace our current one, methinks...
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How do you say "spam" in 1337?
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Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Stampede wrote:
Hethrir wrote:God looks at His command console and presses the "Smite" button. Stampede gets well smitten.

ImageNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
That shocked icon should replace our current one, methinks...
LoL. that'd be funny if it were to happen now.
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RedImperator wrote:How do you say "spam" in 1337?
advanced l33tness - 5P4|\/|
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My friend's old church would always post funny shit on its sign. Once it said, "Sign broken. Come inside for message."
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NUKE IT!
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Well i guess we should start looking for a church where the adress on the front door is 666. :twisted:
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Montcalm wrote:Well i guess we should start looking for a church where the adress on the front door is 666. :twisted:
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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/me types 'god' in console...

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Whatever. I just got an email that had a photograph of a church sign that read,
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