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David wrote:
Zaia wrote:What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass.... :twisted:

That is so wrong.




But can you imagine if his dick was long enough to have sex with himself. :shock:
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But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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David wrote:
Zaia wrote:What about D.W. and Einy? His/Her love of anal sex would be unparalleled! That child would grow up to have the sorest ass.... :twisted:
That is so wrong.

But can you imagine if his dick was long enough to have sex with himself. :shock:
I can now. Damn you. :evil:
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Zaia wrote:So, let's imagine that we can pair up SD.net denizens to have children, no matter their sex (otherwise we in SoS would be tired and HURTING!). What combinations would lend what sort of people?


For instance:

Darkstar + RayCav = :shock:
For putting this mental image into my head, my crack team of mental-cleansing agents is now on their way to your place of residence.

With that being said, what would happen if you crossed Wong with Darkstar? The Imperial Smackdown meets the Wall of Ignorance. Now what sort of horrific offspring would such a crossing produce? Or would it even survive it's own birth?
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Phil Skayhan wrote:Behold and tremble:
The genetically engineered offspring of Dalton and Strowbridge!

The question is: Would the child's first word be "Fuck" or "Donut"?
Nawww, the child's first sentence would be: "Fuck! I want another donut!"
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Col. Crackpot wrote:Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time
I'd think he'd kick his own ass.
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GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
Zaia wrote:So, let's imagine that we can pair up SD.net denizens to have children, no matter their sex (otherwise we in SoS would be tired and HURTING!). What combinations would lend what sort of people?


For instance:

Darkstar + RayCav = :shock:
For putting this mental image into my head, my crack team of mental-cleansing agents is now on their way to your place of residence.
Bwahahahahahah!!! Exxxcellent. You'll never take me alive, see? :twisted:
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neoolong wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time
I'd think he'd kick his own ass.
And as long as it is his ass, he would like it. :twisted:
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong

But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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innerbrat wrote:Is this thread inspired by the possibility that there might soon be SDNet children, in light of recent events?
No, actually. I'm not sure what inspired this, to tell you the truth. *scratches head*
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RedImperator wrote:Me and Durandal. The only way to get him to stop his diatribes about drug policy would be to hand him a mirror.

"Any reasonable person can look at the evidence and see prohibition has been a complete and utter.....my preciousssssss"
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RedImperator wrote:Me and Durandal. The only way to get him to stop his diatribes about drug policy would be to hand him a mirror.

"Any reasonable person can look at the evidence and see prohibition has been a complete and utter.....my preciousssssss"
ROTFLMFAO!!!! :lol:
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neoolong wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time
I'd think he'd kick his own ass.
that could be fun to watch. Junior Anderson-Wong beating himself over the head and then refusing to listen to his own arguments. :lol:
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...no one wants to mate with me... boo hoo hoo... Good, because that gives me more time to breed the lot of you.

OK, the first generation will be mating Zaia with Kelly Antilles. Using the wonders of Science, we will generate a girl with enormous prickteasing power. This power will be used to rule the message board! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *dashes off to hide in his island fortress*
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Gil Hamilton wrote:...no one wants to mate with me... boo hoo hoo... Good, because that gives me more time to breed the lot of you.
It wasn't supposed to be a Zaia Enterprises' Pimpin' Thread!
OK, the first generation will be mating Zaia with Kelly Antilles. Using the wonders of Science, we will generate a girl with enormous prickteasing power. This power will be used to rule the message board! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *dashes off to hide in his island fortress*
LOL! Ph34r. :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:It wasn't supposed to be a Zaia Enterprises' Pimpin' Thread!
As CEO and Pimpmaster of the Message Board Society for the Pimping Recreational Arts, I beg to differ. It's okay, since next I'm going to pimp Admiral Valdemar, Phongn, and XaLev to create a creature that could think about Ayanami eating pie all day.
LOL! Ph34r. :twisted:
Then you are on board? Excellent. :twisted:
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Knife wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:Darth Wong + Darkstar
damn, that kid would disrupt the flow of time
I'd think he'd kick his own ass.
And as long as it is his ass, he would like it. :twisted:
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Gil Hamilton wrote:As CEO and Pimpmaster of the Message Board Society for the Pimping Recreational Arts, I beg to differ. It's okay, since next I'm going to pimp Admiral Valdemar, Phongn, and XaLev to create a creature that could think about Ayanami eating pie all day.
Mmm...Rei-chan eating pie...
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Knife wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Knife wrote: :?:

Did I miss something?
Possibly Nitram and Tevar tying the knot soon.
Whooops, forgot about them. Well atleast the kid will slide out easier with the pointy hat as a guide, yet the cloak will clog things up some. :wink:
Well, since they met before they registered here, I'd say they wouldn't count as a "SD.net marriage". My idea of an SD.net marraige would be two people who don't know each other registerring here, and falling in love over the time frame of several prono TGODs.

Anyway, what about MKSheppard and Enlightenment? The child would probably really hate himself.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Mmm...Rei-chan eating pie...
Good, I've got a fourth. That makes breeding alot easier. :twisted:
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Damn you, Gil .


.. mmm. ... pie ....
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phongn wrote:Damn you, Gil .


.. mmm. ... pie ....
*gives Phongn a slice of pie, which shoot knock out gas in his face*

Goodnight... Mr. Phongn. MUAHAHA-HA!

*has his minions drag Phongn off to the breeding pits*
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
phongn wrote:Damn you, Gil .


.. mmm. ... pie ....
*gives Phongn a slice of pie, which shoot knock out gas in his face*

Goodnight... Mr. Phongn. MUAHAHA-HA!

*has his minions drag Phongn off to the breeding pits*
::::: Runs in, guns blazing and slaughters Gil's minions then loads Phongn on a stretcher and moves him to safety::::

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