1337 church found!!!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-02 03:50pm

Zaia wrote:Whatever. I just got an email that had a photograph of a church sign that read,
"The most powerful position is on your knees."

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...the thoughts that entered my mind

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 03:51pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Zaia wrote:Whatever. I just got an email that had a photograph of a church sign that read,
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...the thoughts that entered my mind

Of course, me too. Why do you think I posted it?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 03:57pm

The original joke is as old as the hills. The Lutheran church down the street from me had that identical joke.

As for Zaias... mmm. I fully agree.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-02 04:47pm

Zaia wrote:Whatever. I just got an email that had a photograph of a church sign that read,
"The most powerful position is on your knees."

.....maybe the pastor needs a blowjob?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 04:48pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Zaia wrote:Whatever. I just got an email that had a photograph of a church sign that read,
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
.....maybe the pastor needs a blowjob?

Don't all men always think they need a blowjob?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 04:54pm

Zaia wrote:Don't all men always think they need a blowjob?

Well, not always. Just during hours between when we wake up and when we go to sleep.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 04:57pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Don't all men always think they need a blowjob?
Well, not always. Just during hours between when we wake up and when we go to sleep.

Oh, come now, that's not the only time, is it? A little bird told me that it's a rather pleasant experience to wake up in the middle of a blowjob.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 05:01pm

Zaia wrote:Oh, come now, that's not the only time, is it? A little bird told me that it's a rather pleasant experience to wake up in the middle of a blowjob.

Damn it, you caught me. We do always want a good blowjob.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:03pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh, come now, that's not the only time, is it? A little bird told me that it's a rather pleasant experience to wake up in the middle of a blowjob.
Damn it, you caught me. We do always want a good blowjob.

BWAHAHAHAH!!

[Boris] I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!! [/Boris]

I thought so. Guys are easy to understand.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 05:06pm

Zaia wrote:BWAHAHAHAH!!

[Boris] I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!! [/Boris]

I thought so. Guys are easy to understand.

Bah, guys are more complex than you are making out. THe blowjob thing is a no brainer.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:09pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Zaia wrote:I thought so. Guys are easy to understand.
Bah, guys are more complex than you are making out. THe blowjob thing is a no brainer.

True, true *points to own location*, but it's more fun to pretend that the only thing that runs through a guy's mind all day is, "I want a blowjob! I want a blowjob!"--the same way the only thing that runs through a dog's mind all day is, "I'm a dog! I'm a dog! I'm a dog!"

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 05:13pm

Zaia wrote:True, true *points to own location*, but it's more fun to pretend that the only thing that runs through a guy's mind all day is, "I want a blowjob! I want a blowjob!"--the same way the only thing that runs through a dog's mind all day is, "I'm a dog! I'm a dog! I'm a dog!"

Well, it's sort of like this: "I want a blowjob! I want a blowjob! Hrm... hunger. I want a taco! I want a taco! I want a taco! Hey, look at her... I want to eat tacos off her body! I want to eat tacos off her body!" et cetera.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:35pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Zaia wrote:True, true *points to own location*, but it's more fun to pretend that the only thing that runs through a guy's mind all day is, "I want a blowjob! I want a blowjob!"--the same way the only thing that runs through a dog's mind all day is, "I'm a dog! I'm a dog! I'm a dog!"

Well, it's sort of like this: "I want a blowjob! I want a blowjob! Hrm... hunger. I want a taco! I want a taco! I want a taco! Hey, look at her... I want to eat tacos off her body! I want to eat tacos off her body!" et cetera.

LOL

"Hey baby, want to dip your taco in my guacamole?"

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-02 08:39pm

*laughs*

So corny...

I should mention that I don't think about getting a blowjob all the time. I think about sex quite a bit, but not oral sex.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-02 08:43pm

Walking out of St. Paul's Cathedral while my family and I were in New York City over Christmas vacation, I looked up...you'l never guess what I saw.

A building with three big red bold numbers quite visible...

666

Needless to say I burst out laughing and showed it to the rest of my family, we're a ministers family by the way. We all burst out laughing and wishing my dad had brought his camera.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 08:43pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:*laughs*

So corny...

Of course, that's what I was going for!

I should mention that I don't think about getting a blowjob all the time. I think about sex quite a bit, but not oral sex.

That's because you're in Iowa. If you lived anywhere else, you'd think about blowjobs all the time.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-02 09:15pm

Zaia wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I should mention that I don't think about getting a blowjob all the time. I think about sex quite a bit, but not oral sex.
That's because you're in Iowa. If you lived anywhere else, you'd think about blowjobs all the time.

What about Florida? Most people here are too old to get it up, so they don't even think about it

EDIT: Changed "FL" to "Florida", for those unfamiliar with US states

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 11:51pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Zaia wrote:That's because you're in Iowa. If you lived anywhere else, you'd think about blowjobs all the time.
What about Florida? Most people here are too old to get it up, so they don't even think about it

Oh, I don't buy that for a second. RogueIce lives in Florida. Case closed.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-02 11:52pm

Zaia wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:
Zaia wrote:That's because you're in Iowa. If you lived anywhere else, you'd think about blowjobs all the time.
What about Florida? Most people here are too old to get it up, so they don't even think about it
Oh, I don't buy that for a second. RogueIce lives in Florida. Case closed.

well, *AHEM*, MOST.... ROugeIce is one of the few.... (as am I, but that's another story)

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-06-03 12:16am

RedImperator wrote:How do you say "spam" in 1337?

$p@|\/|

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-03 02:56am

Zaia wrote:Whatever. I just got an email that had a photograph of a church sign that read,
"The most powerful position is on your knees."

The places one could take that quote...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-03 03:05am

EmperorMing wrote:
Zaia wrote:Whatever. I just got an email that had a photograph of a church sign that read,
"The most powerful position is on your knees."
The places one could take that quote...

Ming, its been done, look above...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-03 11:46am

Zaia wrote:
I should mention that I don't think about getting a blowjob all the time. I think about sex quite a bit, but not oral sex.
That's because you're in Iowa. If you lived anywhere else, you'd think about blowjobs all the time.

Oh? When was this researched?

Maybe if someone would give me blowjob, then I'd think about it all the time... what? No, I'm not suggesting anything...

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-06-03 12:11pm

Zaia wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:
Zaia wrote:True, true *points to own location*, but it's more fun to pretend that the only thing that runs through a guy's mind all day is, "I want a blowjob! I want a blowjob!"--the same way the only thing that runs through a dog's mind all day is, "I'm a dog! I'm a dog! I'm a dog!"

Well, it's sort of like this: "I want a blowjob! I want a blowjob! Hrm... hunger. I want a taco! I want a taco! I want a taco! Hey, look at her... I want to eat tacos off her body! I want to eat tacos off her body!" et cetera.

LOL

"Hey baby, want to dip your taco in my guacamole?"

Tacos and sex don't really go together so great. "Hey baby, I want to eat the cheese off your Taco of Love"? No thanks!