The world has fallen to the Galactic Empire

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-06-02 04:53pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:You forgot toi leave a happy case of smallpox at the largest transportation center.

Nice......though it could kill some innocents too. Hmm.....

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2003-06-02 05:02pm

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote: Nah, their medical technology could probably handle that, and I don't want them to have any ammo for calling the Alliance terrorists.

Aye remember people Military Targets only for the Rebellion, you need the Civiys on your side if you want to win. (People to hide you, and misdirect the search teams, informants on the ground exctra. People with no formal ties to your organisation but whom always seem to be able to get in touch with the news.

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot · Post by **Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot** » 2003-06-02 05:06pm

Skelron wrote:
Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote: Nah, their medical technology could probably handle that, and I don't want them to have any ammo for calling the Alliance terrorists.
Aye remember people Military Targets only for the Rebellion, you need the Civiys on your side if you want to win. (People to hide you, and misdirect the search teams, informants on the ground exctra. People with no formal ties to your organisation but whom always seem to be able to get in touch with the news.

I know this, and I have a strict philosphy of no civilians killed.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-02 05:13pm

Depends what happens, if the Empire really pisses me off (and assuming they don't have a cure for AIDs) I would personally infect myself with AIDs, and then go around infecting as many people as I can. Mind you that's only if I get really pissed. If I am only marginally pissed, I would probably become a disgruntaled postal clerk, and eventually go postal. And if I don't care I might become an inter-gallactic tourist.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-02 05:32pm

My reaction depends on which Empire seizes Earth.

If it's Palpatine's, I will lay low, and feed what info I can to the Rebellion on how to free Earth when the post-Endor beatdown commences.

If it's Thrawn's, I think I might just be a good citizen.

If it's Pelleaons, I will become a productive member of society and try and get a nice ship.

acesand8s · Post by **acesand8s** » 2003-06-02 11:30pm

Before thoughts of rebellion develop, I'd have one task to complete. Find Jar Jar and painfully execute him, if he's alive, or vandalize his grave if he wasn't.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-02 11:36pm

Vympel wrote:Join the Empire, screw the Rebellion.

My sentiments exactly.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

FaxModem1 · Post by **FaxModem1** » 2003-06-03 01:05am

Be a good citizen, save up creds, and move to Naboo, much better there anyway.

If that is not available, get credits the way Smiling Bandits suggests(selling stooges movies or something that the empire's citizens would love, who knows, maybe they'll go crazy for Pert shampoo). Buy myself a nice comfortable home in the country, and reguarly donate a percentage of my profits to a resistance group.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-06-03 01:09am

I guess I'd try to get my hands on one of those Jedi holocrons and figure out how to "infuse" myself with the Force, and build my force-powered army... then kick some royal booty!*

*how'se that for fanwanking? ; )

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-03 06:24am

Kurgan wrote:I guess I'd try to get my hands on one of those Jedi holocrons and figure out how to "infuse" myself with the Force, and build my force-powered army... then kick some royal booty!*
*SNIP*
*how'se that for fanwanking? ; )

::::: Tosses Kurgan a box of kleenex::::

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-03 07:12am

I'd try to introduce the concept of socialism, possibly even communism to the Empire. I figure there would have to be some resentment to the commerce guilds and such after the Clone War.
I'd love to see the hammer and sickle fly over Coruscant...

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2003-06-03 05:39pm

Acckk, Gandalf's been corrupted, quick, get some good capitalist porn to deprogram him.
If it's Palpatine's Empire, quietly collaborate, get caught up on current events, locate an underground gambling ring, and start placing bets on the results of certain battles. This is of course presuming that every other SW fan on the planet develops total amnesia.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-04 05:51am

consequences wrote: Acckk, Gandalf's been corrupted, quick, get some good capitalist porn to deprogram him.
If it's Palpatine's Empire, quietly collaborate, get caught up on current events, locate an underground gambling ring, and start placing bets on the results of certain battles. This is of course presuming that every other SW fan on the planet develops total amnesia.

Relax, I'm an infiltrator for the VRWC.

Go back to your drinks.