SD.net Offspring: Imagine the Possibilities!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-06-02 04:00pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:me, hemlock, and duchess. the next god emperor.

Right. As if the Duchess would go there.

~ver

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-06-02 04:07pm

Zaia wrote:Or don't even involved yourself at all and pair up people like Shep and Ted.

*blinks*

Oy.

You mean bitch.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 04:08pm

verilon wrote:Right. As if the Duchess would go there.

~ver

She might if Enforcer Talen wore Le Chapaeu D'Amour! No woman can resist it's siren's song, none.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-06-02 04:19pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
verilon wrote:Right. As if the Duchess would go there.

~ver
She might if Enforcer Talen wore Le Chapaeu D'Amour! No woman can resist it's siren's song, none.

Apollo resisted the Sirens.........

~ver

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-02 04:21pm

verilon wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:me, hemlock, and duchess. the next god emperor.
Right. As if the Duchess would go there.

~ver

you'll note there are three people in that mix. it doesnt really match reality.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 04:23pm

verilon wrote:Apollo resisted the Sirens.........

~ver

Le Chapeau D'Amour is more powerful than the singing voice of some greasy old greek tarts. Far more powerful.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-06-02 04:28pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
verilon wrote:Apollo resisted the Sirens.........

~ver
Le Chapeau D'Amour is more powerful than the singing voice of some greasy old greek tarts. Far more powerful.

So you're saying the French are more powerful than the Greek?

~ver

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 04:29pm

Ted wrote:
Zaia wrote:Or don't even involve yourself at all and pair up people like Shep and Ted.

*blinks*

Oy.
You mean bitch.

BWAHAHAHAHAH!! *blows Ted a kiss* Sorry, I just had to do it.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 04:34pm

verilon wrote:So you're saying the French are more powerful than the Greek?

~ver

LCD'A is.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-02 04:36pm

Instead of RayCav and Dorkstar, how about:

RayCav + Our resident deviant(cant remember how to spell his name, Koujin or something like that) = all of societies problems.

Dalton + Poe = *obsenely obese man picture deleted - Bean*

Sov. + Chas = Darkstar.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-06-02 04:38pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
verilon wrote:So you're saying the French are more powerful than the Greek?

~ver
LCD'A is.

It's French. You said it's the most powerful luring device. The French are thus the most powerful in the world!! [runs and hides]

~ver

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 04:43pm

Hey ver, what do you think would happen if we combined your Hot Pants-ed-ness with my Demonic Princess-ness? Unstoppably gorgeous EEEEEVIL!!!

That's what I think, anyway.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-06-02 04:45pm

Zaia wrote:Hey ver, what do you think would happen if we combined your Hot Pants-ed-ness with my Demonic Princess-ness? Unstoppably gorgeous EEEEEVIL!!!

That's what I think, anyway.

Muchly.

~ver

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-02 05:01pm

Sea Skimmer + a mecha fanwhore, what would that equal?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 05:03pm

Jadeite wrote:Sea Skimmer + a mecha fanwhore, what would that equal?

An AT-AT fanatic? Though the thought of th Great Leader making it with a mecha fanwhore is something that I could not bear.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-06-02 05:04pm

verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Hey ver, what do you think would happen if we combined your Hot Pants-ed-ness with my Demonic Princess-ness? Unstoppably gorgeous EEEEEVIL!!!

That's what I think, anyway.

Muchly.

~ver

*tries to make out what his av is*
*leans forward*
*focuses*
*jumps back and almost falls out of his chair*

Bastard.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-02 05:06pm

An AT-AT fanatic? Though the thought of th Great Leader making it with a mecha fanwhore is something that I could not bear.

Maybe. Im pretty sure I just committed a HAB capital offense, it was worth it for the humor value though.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 05:18pm

Hm... Sea Skimmer and IG-88E = I dunno, and I'll probably die (IG is the Mecha Maniacs one, right? Think so...)

Shep and Queeb...now there's an interesting one.

And me and neo (don't ask) = never, ever gonna produce an offspring, or even get a girl, no matter what.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:29pm

What about Durandal + Dalton?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-02 05:30pm

Zaia wrote:What about Durandal + Dalton?

A handsome donut hoarder?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:31pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Zaia wrote:What about Durandal + Dalton?
A handsome donut hoarder?

Well, yes, but think of the brains! Think of the charm! Think of the snuggles!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 05:36pm

Zaia wrote:Well, yes, but think of the brains! Think of the charm! Think of the snuggles!

*shudder* I'd rather not.

Should I even try mating Tevar to anyone here, or would that end in my swift execution by a pointy hat?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:39pm

RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:Well, yes, but think of the brains! Think of the charm! Think of the snuggles!
*shudder* I'd rather not.

Aww. Well, ok.

Should I even try mating Tevar to anyone here, or would that end in my swift execution by a pointy hat?

I'll think you'll be perfectly safe if you pair her up with Nitram.

Now, RI *strokes chin*....Who would work well with you? Hmm....

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-02 05:42pm

RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:Well, yes, but think of the brains! Think of the charm! Think of the snuggles!
*shudder* I'd rather not.

Should I even try mating Tevar to anyone here, or would that end in my swift execution by a pointy hat?

If there's funny results, you will be spared.

*charges* So make with the funny!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-06-02 05:42pm

Zaia wrote:What about Durandal + Dalton?

[DALTON and DURANDAL back away nervously from each other, offering affirmations of their heterosexuality]