Our pal Chick has REALLY lost it

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-06-02 04:07pm

Chick.com

More confusing than ever. I am getting laughing spams at this one

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-06-02 04:12pm

CUUUUUCKOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chick is a real dumbass...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-02 04:17pm

Wait, I don't recall the Dome of the Rock being mentioned in the Bible. And wait, if the ten leaders blow up the Vatican, why would they march on Jerusalem?

And why is the Pope signing a peace treaty? And when he did get an army, and, hence, a general?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-02 04:19pm

oh, a new one?

I have nightmares worse then that, and they dont affect my waking life all that much.

germany attacks isreal? I thought it was going to be the 200 million from china.

why would the pope bother with the temple? I mean, they have a lot of cathedrals already.

isreal, feel secure?

I supremely doubt it.

what about atheism? one world religion doesnt mean much to me.

when was the ark found again?

lmao, the antichrist is doing the rocker sign \m/

thats hilarious.

god slaughters billions - yeah, typical.

billions going to be burnt alive forever! lets work for the guy who does it!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-02 04:20pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Wait, I don't recall the Dome of the Rock being mentioned in the Bible. And wait, if the ten leaders blow up the Vatican, why would they march on Jerusalem?

And why is the Pope signing a peace treaty? And when he did get an army, and, hence, a general?

ha, I didnt notice that.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-06-02 04:21pm

Fuddie mode on

According to our insane teacher Chick.com

The rapture will happen when the last person is saved.

Fuddie mode off

Well all the newborns and the unborn that can’t understand can’t be saved but according to him they must hear the gospel before the rapture? Or did i miss a finer point somwhere?

Note I am just bored and stuff so this theory needs some refinement.

Anyone care to help me out? Just for laughs and giggles

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-02 04:28pm

Is it just me or does it look like there are five horseman. One that looks like the Pope, and one that can't afford his own horse.

Jeez and the panel with the guy saying "Destroy the Ark" looks like something out of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-02 04:28pm

Jesuit General?!? What the fuck?!? I think this guy's been eating too many of those magic fungi...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-02 04:29pm

Hey look, the Pope is one of the Four Horsemen.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-06-02 04:39pm

Since when did God's Wrath come it little lab beakers? And why do Jesus need a big screen for Judgement Day?

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-02 04:56pm

Nothing out of the ordinary, for Chick that is.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-06-02 04:57pm

Stormbringer wrote:Since when did God's Wrath come it little lab beakers? And why do Jesus need a big screen for Judgement Day?

Remember, the anti-logic spouting from God's mouth must be carefully contained in its own storage systems, to prevent contact with normal logic.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-06-02 05:08pm

I like the AntiChrist's cape.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-02 05:20pm

End of Evangelion; Chick style!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-02 05:42pm

Btw, this is a sequel to his Man in Black comic strip. He actually displays continuity!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-06-02 05:50pm

Erm, the Jesuit General is a rank in the Jesuit order. It doesn't mean he's the General of the pope's armies.

This shit is still ridiculously offensive, to:

A: Muslims
B: Catholics
C: People with eight or more brain cells.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:53pm

Dude, I'm so getting "666" tattooed on my hand just like in the comic. Too sweet! w00t w00t!

Thirdfain wrote:This shit is still ridiculously offensive, to:

A: Muslims
B: Catholics
C: People with eight or more brain cells.

LOL

Werd.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 05:57pm

Russia, Germany, and the Muslim World vs Isreal? And Isreal kicks ass. What else is new?

And whatever happened to the United States, huh?

Hey, the Pope and a Jeuit General are the "Great Whore"? Man, people must be killing themselves off with that one...

A decapitating priest. Coooool...

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-06-02 06:02pm

The man can't write, draw, or discuss theology intelligently, and what does he do? Make a religious comic strip...

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-06-02 06:08pm

I think he might be autistic.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-02 06:14pm

Thirdfain wrote:I think he might be autistic.

A politically correct medical definition of an idiot in this case, an autistic person still has common sense and the ability to utilise brain cells, albeit with difficulty sometimes.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-02 06:47pm

Does anyone know how much money he gets? if it's more than me, i'm suing god for insider trading, or something.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-02 08:37pm

That didn't make any sense at all, not even nonsense.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-02 08:38pm

Thirdfain wrote:Erm, the Jesuit General is a rank in the Jesuit order. It doesn't mean he's the General of the pope's armies.

This shit is still ridiculously offensive, to:

A: Muslims
B: Catholics
C: People with eight or more brain cells.

Hey, are you saying that people with less than 8 brain cells are incapable of knowing it's a bunch of crap?

Anyway, I think I know why the artwork in the tracts is so bad: Chick is wacking off to the plot of the tract while drawing it.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-02 08:45pm

Ok guys, here's a clue:

If a bloodthirsty theocratic dictatorship assumes control of the world...don't go along with it. Simple, ne?