SD.net Offspring: Imagine the Possibilities!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-02 05:43pm

Jadeite wrote:Sea Skimmer + a mecha fanwhore, what would that equal?

Dead fanwhore

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:44pm

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:What about Durandal + Dalton?
[DALTON and DURANDAL back away nervously from each other, offering affirmations of their heterosexuality]

Oh, don't worry, boys. You won't feel any pain. ....Well, not much, anyway.

Sea Skimmer: LOL

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-02 05:47pm

Pavel+patkelly=

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 05:47pm

Zaia wrote:Now, RI *strokes chin*....Who would work well with you? Hmm....

You, Kelly, innerbrat, or jmac? Or all of the above?

*hopes*

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-06-02 05:48pm

Okay, then, so how about a Darth Pounder/Zaia mixup.. (yes, I am being really random)..

~ver

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-02 05:49pm

verilon wrote:Okay, then, so how about a Darth Pounder/Zaia mixup.. (yes, I am being really random)..

~ver

A spicy irish lass

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-06-02 05:50pm

SirNitram wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:Well, yes, but think of the brains! Think of the charm! Think of the snuggles!
*shudder* I'd rather not.

Should I even try mating Tevar to anyone here, or would that end in my swift execution by a pointy hat?
If there's funny results, you will be spared.

*charges* So make with the funny!

I agree.. I'm big enough to take the jokes.

Still... SirNit and me... Big-mouthed knowitall. With a Pointy Hat.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-06-02 05:51pm

LadyTevar wrote:I agree.. I'm big enough to take the jokes.

Still... SirNit and me... Big-mouthed knowitall. With a Pointy Hat.

So does s/he get a knife or a hammer?

Stabby death! Stabby death! La la la la la la la!!
Smashy death! Smashy death! La la la la la la la!!

~ver

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 05:57pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
verilon wrote:Okay, then, so how about a Darth Pounder/Zaia mixup.. (yes, I am being really random)..

~ver
A spicy irish lass

Mmm, sounds good to me. I'd like my offspring to have a bit o' Irish and NATURAL RED HAIR!! w00t!

When I was in Australia, someone thought I was from Ireland. Said my accent sounded lilting and musical.

Pity I totally sound American. Le sigh.

RI: *chuckles* Pick one. One.

fgalkin: What about Pavel's dream? Him and aerius, together forever! *shudders*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-02 05:58pm

Ah, I've got another one of the disgusting sort:

Arm-in-ass+donkey=mini-Arm-in-ass (cabal_88).

Of course, most of you don't know them.

Oh, btw, what would be a good combination for me?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-06-02 06:02pm

Zaia wrote:

fgalkin: What about Pavel's dream? Him and aerius, together forever! *shudders*

"aerius the Aquarius"

. Ugh.

God, I enjoyed flaming the shit out of him.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 06:05pm

Zaia wrote:RI: *chuckles* Pick one. One.

*sigh*

Ok. Since you made the topic and seem to be the nicest of all of them, and not married, I'd say you and me.

What happens, besides an incredibly fun night and a pleasent afterglow, and me being in a really good mood from then on?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 06:12pm

RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:RI: *chuckles* Pick one. One.
*sigh*

So sorry to put out limitations, dahlink. It would actually be fine if you took turns going from one to the other, but I was thinking you wanted us all at the same time, which is why I said you had to pick. All of us together at the same time wouldn't make one baby. Might make a few of them, but not one with all our characteristics (which was sorta the point).

Ok. Since you made the topic and seem to be the nicest of all of them, and not married, I'd say you and me.

Ok. Weren't you going to take me out on a date a couple weeks ago anyway? I think I remember something about you driving up from Florida to pick me up at my place...

What happens, besides an incredibly fun night and a pleasent afterglow, and me being in a really good mood from then on?

LOL

Hmmm, I think the two of us together would make a fairly shy, completely brilliant and amazingly charming little person. What do you think?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 06:18pm

Zaia wrote:So sorry to put out limitations, dahlink. It would actually be fine if you took turns going from one to the other, but I was thinking you wanted us all at the same time, which is why I said you had to pick. All of us together at the same time wouldn't make one baby. Might make a few of them, but not one with all our characteristics (which was sorta the point).

Take turns, eh? Well, in that case...give me a while. Still recovering.

Zaia wrote:Ok. Weren't you going to take me out on a date a couple weeks ago anyway? I think I remember something about you driving up from Florida to pick me up at my place...

Why yes, I do believe I was. *goes to get keys and pack suitcases*

Zaia wrote:LOL

Hmmm, I think the two of us together would make a fairly shy, completely brilliant and amazingly charming little person. What do you think?

*puts stuff in back of car, and turn the ignition* Let's find out, shall we?

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-06-02 06:22pm

The thought of me having offspring is too horrible to contemplate.

Kelly + Zaia=a poster that attracts so much attention that the board crashes whenever she posts.

Queeb + Axis Kast=one of the most moderate people in the world. (They would cancel each other out, y'see.)

Er...that's all I could think of, for now.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 06:32pm

RogueIce wrote:Take turns, eh? Well, in that case...give me a while. Still recovering.

*chuckles* Fair enough.

Why yes, I do believe I was. *goes to get keys and pack suitcases*
*puts stuff in back of car, and turn the ignition* Let's find out, shall we?

LOL--I'll be waitin'.

Hey guys, what about Einy + Sea Skimmer?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 06:34pm

Zaia wrote:LOL--I'll be waitin'.

Slight problem. Where are you?

Zaia wrote:Hey guys, what about Einy + Sea Skimmer?

Openly gay guy and crazy rail gunner + tanker wanker?

Do you really want to know?

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-02 06:40pm

Hmmm me and Ender...as for why....

..who knows

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-06-02 06:44pm

RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:LOL--I'll be waitin'.
Slight problem. Where are you?

Zaia wrote:Hey guys, what about Einy + Sea Skimmer?
Openly gay guy and crazy rail gunner + tanker wanker?

Do you really want to know?

The thought FRIGHTENS me.

~ver

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-02 06:48pm

Durandal wrote:
Zaia wrote:What about Durandal + Dalton?
[DALTON and DURANDAL back away nervously from each other, offering affirmations of their heterosexuality]

Zaia's will is powerful, but not that powerful.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-02 06:49pm

RogueIce wrote:
Openly gay guy and crazy rail gunner + tanker wanker?

Do you really want to know?

I'm not gay and don't intend to change, so the answer would be nothing. Not to mention male + male doesn’t work very well for reproduction.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 06:51pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:I'm not gay and don't intend to change, so the answer would be nothing. Not to mention male + male doesn’t work very well for reproduction.

That's what The Lab is for. We'll make it happen.

Dalton wrote:Zaia's will is powerful, but not that powerful.

We'll see about that...

*black suited Agents close in on Dalton and Durandal, as well as Sea Skimmer and Ein, out of a sense of morbid curiosity and a need to destroy humanity*

David · Post by **David** » 2003-06-02 06:57pm

RogueIce wrote: *black suited Agents close in on Dalton and Durandal, as well as Sea Skimmer and Ein, out of a sense of morbid curiosity and a need to destroy humanity*

Yes...........

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-02 07:01pm

RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:Hey guys, what about Einy + Sea Skimmer?
Openly gay guy and crazy rail gunner + tanker wanker?

Do you really want to know?

Someone that mastubates to both the tank itself and the "cutey boys" driving it?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 07:02pm

David wrote:Yes...........

To which pair?