Ok, fess up guys. Is this you?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-02 12:22pm

hand lotion- check

tissues - check (under the newspapers and printing errors)

KY Jelly - check

But no porn on my harddrive, unless you count [Link Removed] in my favourites folder.

second and third are because my bed is <-- right there, not related to my computer at all

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-02 12:29pm

innerbrat wrote:But no porn on my harddrive, unless you count [Link Removed] in my favourites folder.

I thought it was forbidden to link to porn sites?? Bad girl, innerbrat, bad girl....

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-02 12:43pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
innerbrat wrote:But no porn on my harddrive, unless you count [link removed] in my favourites folder.
I thought it was forbidden to link to porn sites?? Bad girl, innerbrat, bad girl....

Is it? ooops!
I'm still not sure if that links allowed, so I'll let a mod decide and remove it, and then decide on an appropriate punishment.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-02 01:39pm

innerbrat wrote:Is it? ooops!
I'm still not sure if that links allowed, so I'll let a mod decide and remove it, and then decide on an appropriate punishment.

Well, I did it to the folks in the Favorite Bookmarks thread, afraid I'll have to do it to you here...but to be fair it didn't look too bad.

As punishment...you shall get a good spanking!

And after that, the oral sex.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-06-02 02:49pm

No it is not me! ....well...the 80 gig part anyway the rest are.......

Cyaround,
Jason

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-02 02:51pm

Dalton wrote:As punishment...you shall get a good spanking!

And after that, the oral sex.

*chuckles* Wow, that's some punishment. I feel like posting something naughty now too...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-02 03:08pm

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:As punishment...you shall get a good spanking!

And after that, the oral sex.

*chuckles* Wow, that's some punishment. I feel like posting something naughty now too...

Be my guest, but it has to be Python-naughty or it's all for naught

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-02 05:44pm

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:As punishment...you shall get a good spanking!

And after that, the oral sex.

*chuckles* Wow, that's some punishment. I feel like posting something naughty now too...

Damn you Dalton, what'd you ever do to deserve this? And how can I replicate it (with any girl, really. Ah, yes, pickup tips from Dalton. But this is a blatant thread hijack and I'll stop now, while awaiting a PM

).

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-02 07:45pm

Dalton wrote:As punishment...you shall get a good spanking!

And after that, the oral sex.

*jumps up and down* the oral sex! the oral sex!

OK, as penance, and the nearest thing y'all going to get tio a spanking, I try and get a pic of my tattoo for this forum.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-02 07:50pm

innerbrat wrote:*jumps up and down* the oral sex! the oral sex!

OK, as penance, and the nearest thing y'all going to get tio a spanking, I try and get a pic of my tattoo for this forum.

Woop!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-06-02 08:21pm

Bah. Saliva is the greatest lube.

Dalton wrote: Well, I did it to the folks in the Favorite Bookmarks thread, afraid I'll have to do it to you here...but to be fair it didn't look too bad.

So when are you guys gonna get around to stating this rule explicitly where it will be seen by everyone?

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-02 08:46pm

Zaia wrote:*chuckles* Wow, that's some punishment. I feel like posting something naughty now too...

If you do, Dalton will sick me on you.

I'll give you more than oral sex.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-06-02 09:16pm

*ahem* guys....

*hands on hips, taps foot*

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-06-02 10:05pm

Durran Korr wrote:Another tip: DO use hand lotion or some sort of lubricant, unless you want to find out how badly semen and open wounds caused by chafing mix the hard way.

I'm not circumcised, thus I can masturbate without using lubricants/lotions and I won't get any chaffing.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-06-03 12:54am

Fuck you, Aerius. Fuck. You.
And Vertigo1, just how much do you produce?!

Love Mac Hall. Love it so very much.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-06-03 02:10am

Alan Bolte wrote:And Vertigo1, just how much do you produce?!

I wouldn't mind finding out...

*boing*

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-06-03 04:54pm

Kelly Antilles wrote:*ahem* guys....

*hands on hips, taps foot*

You know...you look cute like that.

*ducks*

Sorry! I'll be a good boy now.

Alan: Enough.

Einy: Sorry to disappoint, but I don't spring to that side.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-03 05:12pm

aerius wrote:I'm not circumcised, thus I can masturbate without using lubricants/lotions and I won't get any chaffing.

Well I'm not circumcised either, and I still use lube on occasion.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-03 05:50pm

innerbrat wrote:
aerius wrote:I'm not circumcised, thus I can masturbate without using lubricants/lotions and I won't get any chaffing.
Well I'm not circumcised either, and I still use lube on occasion.

I think that's a slightly different situation.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-06-03 06:03pm

Vertigo1 wrote:Einy: Sorry to disappoint, but I don't spring to that side.

Scheisse....

Oh well, time to go after Straha and Darth Pounder then

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-03 06:26pm

Not me, I don't chafe, and don't use klenex, and on my hard drive? You see you should use the web, like this site: www.I'mnotthatstupid.com.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-04 05:13am

Straha wrote:Not me, I don't chafe, and don't use klenex, and on my hard drive?

You don't use tissue?
Can youo lick your own stomach or are you just very dirty?

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-06-04 07:04am

aerius wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Another tip: DO use hand lotion or some sort of lubricant, unless you want to find out how badly semen and open wounds caused by chafing mix the hard way.
I'm not circumcised, thus I can masturbate without using lubricants/lotions and I won't get any chaffing.

Okay now I know why people say use lube

Yet one more cause to ban circumcised exept in medical causes.

Kenny_10_Bellys · Post by **Kenny_10_Bellys** » 2003-06-04 07:16am

I used to be a telephone engineer some years ago installing lines in homes and small businesses, so every day I'd be crawling around in peoples homes and bedrooms running wiring. Sure as fate, if I was in a young guys bedroom and had to move the bed to run some wiring I'd have to make sure Mum was out of the way so she didn't see the sordid side of her little angel. Nine times out of ten there'd be a pile of Kleenex or a single crusty sock with a hardness like industrial diamond, and a quick check under the mattress would reveal a pile of second-hand jazz mags.

Nowadays I'm sure the sock will still be there, but it'll be left-handed websites replacing the art pamphlets under the mattress. Anyway, here's a topical limerick...

There was a young man from Montrose
who wanked under the bedclothes.
Said his Mother one day
while cleaning away,
"he's a bugger for blowing his nose!"

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-04 10:24pm

innerbrat wrote:
Straha wrote:Not me, I don't chafe, and don't use klenex, and on my hard drive?
You don't use tissue?
Can youo lick your own stomach or are you just very dirty?

If you get it all on your hands, you clean it up rather quickly. Just make sure the door is easy to open.

I'm circumsized, and I don't chafe either.