Except the square glasses. I dropped those when I was 12 Now I don't even need contacts.Crown wrote:You know Crayz you really look like your avatar...
What do you look like?
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That's exactly how I read it as well.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'm sure Innerbrat has posted a pic of herself, but Zaia hasn't. By the way you worded that sentence, you made it sound like you wanted the two of them together. I'm guess you'd prefer if they were getting it on with each other too.JodoForce wrote:Want to look at a photo of Zaia and innerbrat. I'm sure they have posted one here, problem is on which page
Oh well, I'll have to dig out my camera and scanner, won't I?
(anyone wanna pay for my ticket to Maryland?)
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Hey, that's right! We gotta hear about his boyfriend and what he does to him, so he can suffer through your boobs.Connor MacLeod wrote:I put up with his insanity, he can put up with mineZaia wrote:But that means I also get to say when we have to nip it in the bud (ie: NOW), because I don't want anyone getting pissed off. Einy doesn't like to think about my boobies, and I don't want to give him any nightmares or anything...
*sigh* ok ok.. but you're ruining my evilness. Sith are supposed to be evil - what kind of Sith am I if I am not being evil I tell you?
EDIT: Now that I think about it, does anyone else think my last sentence doesn't sound quite right?
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
LOLRogueIce wrote:Hey, that's right! We gotta hear about his boyfriend and what he does to him, so he can suffer through your boobs.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, does anyone else think my last sentence doesn't sound quite right?
Reminds me of when Rob Wilson jumped on them to protect Eleas and "the squad" from being terrorized by them in the "Boys Don't Cook" thread. Ahh, damn, that thread was funny as all hell....
Anyway, I'm sort of getting used to my breasts being associated with pain, suffering and fear around here. No wonder I won't post my picture here for y'all!!
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If it makes you feel any better, I don't think of your breasts as a bad thing. I think they're very good, and, uh...I'll stop before we have to petition for a "Foot-in-Mouth" Emoticon.Zaia wrote:Anyway, I'm sort of getting used to my breasts being associated with pain, suffering and fear around here. No wonder I won't post my picture here for y'all!!
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Pardon this interruption for a quick announcement:
Just to let you know, I might have some pictures after this weekend. I'm going out to SLC to see my best friend, and my friend John's driving up from Denver to meet us there, and there will be much merriment and meyhem, and probably much photo-taking as well.
If they pass my acceptance test (the pictures, that is--not my friends ), I'll put one or two up for you. IF they pass.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled spamming.
Just to let you know, I might have some pictures after this weekend. I'm going out to SLC to see my best friend, and my friend John's driving up from Denver to meet us there, and there will be much merriment and meyhem, and probably much photo-taking as well.
If they pass my acceptance test (the pictures, that is--not my friends ), I'll put one or two up for you. IF they pass.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled spamming.
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We expect pictures now Zaia, this announcement may not have been such a good idea...Zaia wrote:Pardon this interruption for a quick announcement:
Just to let you know, I might have some pictures after this weekend. I'm going out to SLC to see my best friend, and my friend John's driving up from Denver to meet us there, and there will be much merriment and meyhem, and probably much photo-taking as well.
If they pass my acceptance test (the pictures, that is--not my friends ), I'll put one or two up for you. IF they pass.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled spamming.
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Well, it may not be Zaia, but I've finally found the digital camera. It's a god-awful photo, and I have to say, am looking very scruffy/knackered.
And the reason I'm not looking bang on camera is because I was too busy recovering from the hilarity of my last few attempts at a semi-decent web photo.
And it'll probably expire as my host only lets me away with so much.
And to anyone who even contemplates typing it, in a moment of madness, please consider that the response 'You're cute', will only result in badger mega death when you least expect it. :p
EDIT: lousy quality, blame my host and its compression, I'll change it to a gif in the morning...
And the reason I'm not looking bang on camera is because I was too busy recovering from the hilarity of my last few attempts at a semi-decent web photo.
And it'll probably expire as my host only lets me away with so much.
And to anyone who even contemplates typing it, in a moment of madness, please consider that the response 'You're cute', will only result in badger mega death when you least expect it. :p
EDIT: lousy quality, blame my host and its compression, I'll change it to a gif in the morning...
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Whatever, I said might. Besides, I also wanted y'all to know I was going to be away for a couple days. Two birds, one stone type of thing...you know.Captain_Cyran wrote:We expect pictures now Zaia, this announcement may not have been such a good idea...
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What will we do without you Zaia?! *Looks around all confused.* Oh well, have fun this weekend, if you get good pictures all the better.Zaia wrote:Whatever, I said might. Besides, I also wanted y'all to know I was going to be away for a couple days. Two birds, one stone type of thing...you know.Captain_Cyran wrote:We expect pictures now Zaia, this announcement may not have been such a good idea...
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Then what makes you think we want to see it?The_Lumberjack wrote:Well, it may not be Zaia, but I've finally found the digital camera.
And by the way, you look oh so cute...
Whoops...The_Lumberjack wrote:And to anyone who even contemplates typing it, in a moment of madness, please consider that the response 'You're cute', will only result in badger mega death when you least expect it. :p
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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It seems like you are going to.... ahem, do something to Alyssa.Durandal wrote:More me.
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*waves rogue badger menacingly in rogueice's general direction*RogueIce wrote: And by the way, you look oh so cute...
Whoops...The_Lumberjack wrote:And to anyone who even contemplates typing it, in a moment of madness, please consider that the response 'You're cute', will only result in badger mega death when you least expect it. :p
*echoing sinister type voice* When you least expect it... *echoing sinister type voice*
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Alyssa is SO FUCKING LUCKY!!!!!!!!!Durandal wrote:More me.
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It was supposed to be a goofy picture.neoolong wrote:What's the thumbs up and smirk for?
She's my sister, you sick fuck.Simon H.Johansen wrote:It seems like you are going to.... ahem, do something to Alyssa.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:It seems like you are going to.... ahem, do something to Alyssa.
To quote my highschool English teacher, "In this modern age of contraceptives and birth control, there's nothing wrong with incest. It's not as if you'll get pregnant from having sex with your siblings or other family members". Strangely enough this teacher's name is Mr. Gentleman, gentleman indeed...yuck.Durandal wrote:She's my sister, you sick fuck.
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Excellent, more pics of the DesignerDurandal wrote:More me.
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Gentleman? That's a funny name.jmac wrote:Simon H.Johansen wrote:It seems like you are going to.... ahem, do something to Alyssa.To quote my highschool English teacher, "In this modern age of contraceptives and birth control, there's nothing wrong with incest. It's not as if you'll get pregnant from having sex with your siblings or other family members". Strangely enough this teacher's name is Mr. Gentleman, gentleman indeed...yuck.Durandal wrote:She's my sister, you sick fuck.
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It'll also give the rest of us a good laugh. (Triple LOL, boo-YAH!)Dalton wrote:That'll teach you to not post explanationsDurandal wrote:She's my sister, you sick fuck.
And that "nothing wrong with incest" quote made me shudder...though it gave me hope for me and my cousin...
...
I'M KIDDING!!! I SWEAR!!! I mean, just because she's a year older than me and looks pretty good... *dead silence*
I'll shut up now.
And yes, I was kidding, you sickos...
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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I believe I already had previously in the thread.Dalton wrote:That'll teach you to not post explanationsDurandal wrote:She's my sister, you sick fuck.
As to incent ... no.
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