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*trains 5in guns on DGG and koji* Don't even think about it.Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Awww, but the guys in the Navy have such big guns!
*double innocent look*
*mutters darkly about cocky Supermods and what they can go do with themselves in the mod forum*Dalton wrote:Hah.
RogueIce wrote:And hey, I think this is pretty darn siggable! Can someone put me in their sig? Please?
*gets phone and calls 1-888-KSMYASS even though Dalton ended up in there, but it's worth a shot (Damn you, Dalton...)*
XaLEv wrote:Hmm, nothing to do with the rat avatars?Zaia wrote:Another pairing I've always had in my head is XaLEv with Raxmei. I think that's because of the X's, though, which is a lame reason to genetically engineer people to procreate.
Ok, I'm game. Koji, sorry for being so mean. But I'm looking out for them. This being the US Military, if they were to do that with you, they'd get kicked out. And I don't think that'd be nice, y'know? Because, well, we'd be out a Navy then. So I hope you understand why I had to say no. It was for the good of the service.Zaia wrote:*ringring*
[drab, emotionless voice of a switchboard operator]
Hello, Zaia Enterprises. *sighs* How may I help you.
No, I'm sorry, that position has already been filled.
Uh huh. Yes.
Special circumstances? Yes, sir, I understand that you'd really like to be sigged and all, but, well, really. After what you said to kojikun about the Navy?!
Ok, I understand that you aren't really interested in men like that, but it's all in fun, you know.
....Well, let me tell you this. If you apologize to koj and tell him that he can do what he likes with the Navy boys, I'll talk to her and see if she can fit you in. Dalton's quote isn't too long, so there should be enough space, provided you are willing to compromise.
You'll think on it? Alright, sir, call back soon and let us know your decision. I'll be waiting here with baited breath. Really. I will.
*hangs up phone and sighs*
I love my job, I love my job, I love my job...
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Strangely enough how I feel some days...c'mon there has to be stranger combos...think like Wong and Shep...what type of being that union would create.Zaia wrote:*ringring*
[drab, emotionless voice of the same switchboard operator, later that day]
Hello, Zaia Enterprises. Let me guess, you want me to do something for you. Fucking customers, I swear... Well, what is it!?!!
Oh, it's you again. Hello, Mr. Ice. Yes, of course, how could I forget you. It's not like hundreds of other people don't call all day long. Of course I'd remember you specifically. *rolls eyes*
Oh, yes, right, right. I haven't actually spoken with her yet about it, but she's a fairly easy-going lady, so I'm sure she'll be game.
Right.
Uh huh.
Look, I'm an unhappily married, middle-aged woman. I really don't want to hear about her breasts, ok? Sor-ry. *rolls eyes again, holds phone against her shoulder and crosses her arms across her chest*
Ok, so, I'll send up your paperwork right after I get off the phone with you, and you should be seeing some results within the hour. Alright, sir?
Thank you. Hopefully we'll be doing business with you again soon. Yes. Lovely. Have a blissfully super day, or whatever stupid shit I'm supposed to say to you.
*scowls and hangs up phone*
Damn shitty job. Who'd have thought there'd be so many people calling to be put in a stupid sig?! Jeeezus. I feel like beating that woman with my heels. I think I'd rather be one of Durandal's hairdressers than doing this crap much longer....
*gets out Rolodex*
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Does the word "Apocolypse" have any meaning to you?Ghost Rider wrote:Strangely enough how I feel some days...c'mon there has to be stranger combos...think like Wong and Shep...what type of being that union would create.
That you'd rather be Durandal's hairdresser?!?!!!Ghost Rider wrote:Strangely enough how I feel some days...
A pitifully confused individual.c'mon there has to be stranger combos...think like Wong and Shep...what type of being that union would create.
But maybe that's just me.I already got him. Him and Sea Skimmer.Zaia wrote:Hmmm, who should we get Iggy to procreate with? He and Cyran would make the ultimate BM....
How about NO. I'll have to kill Pavel with a ball point pen and euthanize the poor kid. We can't have Pavel's DNA contaminating the genepool.Zaia wrote:fgalkin: What about Pavel's dream? Him and aerius, together forever! *shudders*
MKSheppard wrote:
<Sheppard is dragged off into the night and fog by the HAB secret police
kicking and screaming>
I nominate that for the best quote of this thread....HemlockGrey wrote:Axis Kast and Marina.
'We must bring freedom to the whole world...by killing everybody who opposes us!'
If that's the way you want it...fgalkin wrote:No one mentioned me yet. I don't know whether I should be dissapointed, or happy.
