God have mercy on my soul..

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-06-03 02:33am

Finals!!

Starting friday is my cancer class where every essay question is graded like a multiple choice (right or wrong).

Monday I believe is my behavioral class.

Tuesday is my anatomy where like my cancer, everything is either right or wrong.

Wednesday I get to rest with virology.

..somebody.. shoot me?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-06-03 02:45am

*shoots Trytostaydead*

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-06-03 02:48am

Welcome to hell dude, enjoy your stay, I know I am... (not) I'm also hitting finals week, classes are doing full burn and my engines are dead is what it feels like right now. *grumble*

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-03 02:52am

You guys are just now into finals? Damm...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-03 02:56am

Mine don't start till October.

Hope you do well man.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-03 07:08am

well, if you go get God a pizza and a 6-pack of Sam Adams, i'll see what i can do about these finals.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-06-03 07:51am

Batman wrote:*shoots Trytostaydead*

You only winged him. Shoot him a couple of more times.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-03 07:58am

Tsyroc wrote:
Batman wrote:*shoots Trytostaydead*

You only winged him. Shoot him a couple of more times.

*Flies over in his own recreation of the Enola Gay, drops a low yield atomic bomb on Trytostaydead.*

I think he's been dealt with.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-06-03 08:04am

Gandalf wrote: *Flies over in his own recreation of the Enola Gay, drops a low yield atomic bomb on Trytostaydead.*

I think he's been dealt with.

That ought to do it...

....

Dammitt this guy just keeps coming
back. You'd think he'd have the decency to at least try to stay dead for a
little while.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-03 08:10am

Tsyroc wrote:
Gandalf wrote: *Flies over in his own recreation of the Enola Gay, drops a low yield atomic bomb on Trytostaydead.*

I think he's been dealt with.

That ought to do it... .... Dammitt this guy just keeps coming
back. You'd think he'd have the decency to at least try to stay dead for a
little while.

Given his name that's some good irony.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-03 08:15am

drives into the thread on a forklift carrying a Soviet surplus, 58 megaton Novaya Zemlya Hydrogen Bomb.
If Gandalf's little firecracker doesn't do the trick, this big bastard will.

you'd be suprised what toys you can find in the HAB stock room.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-03 08:30am

Col. Crackpot wrote:drives into the thread on a forklift carrying a Soviet surplus, 58 megaton Novaya Zemlya Hydrogen Bomb.
If Gandalf's little firecracker doesn't do the trick, this big bastard will. you'd be suprised what toys you can find in the HAB stock room.

Don't blame me. I've recently become aware of a silly concept called "overkill". I plan to abstain from it now.

Though first I must visit this HAB supply cabinet.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-06-03 08:40am

Comrade, that was an unauthorized visit to the armory. The NKVD will come for you now.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-03 08:44am

phongn wrote:Comrade, that was an unauthorized visit to the armory. The NKVD will come for you now.

the NKVD would accost a man with a 58 megaton H-bomb, rigged to a deadman switch?

*waives trigger for all to see

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-06-03 09:00am

*grabs trolley and sneaks into the armory while everybody is distracted by Col. Crackpot*

Oh golly!!!

*starts loading the trolley*

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-03 10:06am

Batman wrote:*grabs trolley and sneaks into the armory while everybody is distracted by Col. Crackpot*

Oh golly!!!

*starts loading the trolley*

several hundred members of the HAB Marching Band drop thier instruments and each grabs his shoulder slung OICW. thousands of 5.56 rounds and hundreds of 20mm shells rip into Batman rendering his once vibrant body into a fine red mist and pile of splintered bone in a scene worthy of a Dale Brown novel.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-06-03 10:38am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Batman wrote:*grabs trolley and sneaks into the armory while everybody is distracted by Col. Crackpot*

Oh golly!!!

*starts loading the trolley*
several hundred members of the HAB Marching Band drop thier instruments and each grabs his shoulder slung OICW. thousands of 5.56 rounds and hundreds of 20mm shells rip into Batman rendering his once vibrant body into a fine red mist and pile of splintered bone in a scene worthy of a Dale Brown novel.

Ok, the fusilade I had coming but I will SO not tolerate being made part of something that is fit to be put in a Dale Brown novel

*throws nuclear photon gridfire superlaser batarang into armory triggering a chain reaction that consumes the marching band, Col. Crackpot, Gandalf, the HAB base and everybody else whom I forgot to mention, and finally the planet the base was located on*

*furthermore, puts Col. Crackpot on the list*

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-03 10:51am

*thinks to himself that maybe the Dale Brown comment was a little much as he watches the affected section of the armory jettisoned into space before the chain reaction detonation.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-06-03 12:42pm

I hate properly designed safety systems.

You're still on the list, though.Nya!

*hurls rotten tomatoe batarang at Col. Crackpot*