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RogueIce wrote:
fgalkin wrote:No one mentioned me yet. I don't know whether I should be dissapointed, or happy. :D
If that's the way you want it...

You and...Alyrium Denryle. Nobody's mentioned him yet.
Don't even think about it. :evil:

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Eddy the Very Great and Scooter

On the one side, borderline-incomprehensible one liners demonstrating paranoia and a persecution complex. On the other, hundred-thousand word rants demonstrating arrogance, paranoia, and a persecution complex.

And the world shuddered.
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XaLEv wrote:Eddy the Very Great and Scooter

On the one side, borderline-incomprehensible one liners demonstrating paranoia and a persecution complex. On the other, hundred-thousand word rants demonstrating arrogance, paranoia, and a persecution complex.

And the world shuddered.
Btw, what happened to Eddy?

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He put out of context quotes in his sig and a ban fell on his head.
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XaLEv wrote:He put out of context quotes in his sig and a ban fell on his head.
He quoted me and someone else, IIRC. But banning him? Just when I was beginning to have fun...

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Kelly Antilles wrote:When the hell did I get a job at Zaia Enterprises???

ROTF

Hit a little close to home with that, did I?

If it makes you feel any better, I was picturing a grey-haired, forty-something woman with 2.6 kids and a husband who treats her like ass as the operator, so any similarities were purely coincidence. :D
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fgalkin wrote:No one mentioned me yet. I don't know whether I should be dissapointed, or happy. :D
Have I mentioned recently how incredibly sexy I find the Russian language? :twisted: :wink:

*slaps own hand* Gah, what am I doing? This is not a pimpin' thread! This is about science..and genes..and..and....yeah. :P 8)


Oh, and RogueIce, I changed it. You're the dom now, and Dalton's the sub.
*points to sig* :P :wink:
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Holy shit! 7 pages! And thankfully, I'm only slated for the Rei-eating-pie kid.

Pie...
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Hmm, I haven't been mentioned.

I was afraid I would be involved in something about some gun-nut redneck... :D
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*Looks at thread and reactivates cloaking device...* :shock: :shock:

Somebiody has been reading too many mad scientist novels...
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Darkstar +Timothy Jones........... the anti Einstein sets science back a thousand years just on the first day of school



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Me + Iggy.

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I used to wonder why everybody is so afraid of genetic engineering.

Now I know.

*waves hand at self in mirror*
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Zaia wrote:Mmm, sounds good to me. I'd like my offspring to have a bit o' Irish and NATURAL RED HAIR!! w00t!
Hey. I have natural red hair, and it runs in my family too!

*Edit* Yes. I am 100% serious about that fact. */edit*
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Typhonis 1 wrote:Darkstar +Timothy Jones........... the anti Einstein sets science back a thousand years just on the first day of school



Kelly and Typhonis....................................................do we want someone as crazy as me with Kellys sex drive and my creative thoughts running loose??? good greif mpore than likely a daughter......... OIoioioioioioioioi
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Darth Yoshi wrote:Holy shit! 7 pages! And thankfully, I'm only slated for the Rei-eating-pie kid.

Pie...
must you always mention pie! i mean come on.........
...mmmmmm.....pie.....
(damn you Darth Yoshi!)
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Zaia wrote:Oh, and RogueIce, I changed it. You're the dom now, and Dalton's the sub.
*points to sig* :P :wink:
You can't sub someone who can beat the unholy fuck out of the dom.
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Dalton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh, and RogueIce, I changed it. You're the dom now, and Dalton's the sub.
*points to sig* :P :wink:
You can't sub someone who can beat the unholy fuck out of the dom.
What if you were tied down well?
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Gandalf wrote:What if you were tied down well?
You'd never manage.
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*waiting for the ROB SMASH*
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*Gestures angrily at the seven pages he isn't mentioned in.*
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Nathan F wrote:Hmm, I haven't been mentioned.

I was afraid I would be involved in something about some gun-nut redneck... :D
Now that you mention it, perhaps I should pair you up with Shep to produce the ultimate loony redneck gun-nut... :P
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