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Friday the 13th...

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Just thought I'd mention it.
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No sixteen inchers?
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Well, my car stalled out twice today, it's never stalled before, but other than that nothing bad has happened yet.
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Hmmm....

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Well, be that as it may, I've actually been having a really niftilicious day.
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No sixteen inchers?
Of course not! Friday the 13th is the day of the 13 inch guns.
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I always have an excellent Friday the 13th, I am on the side of Irony after all


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Cpt_Frank wrote:
No sixteen inchers?
Of course not! Friday the 13th is the day of the 13 inch guns.
God/Wong forbid he should post an idea for an 1890s battleship...
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Uh I can already imagine it.....
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So there I was, sitting in the room. The nurse came in and asked me what was wrong. I described it to her in sterile medical terminology, and she wrote it down on the chart and left. A little while later the doctor comes in and asks whats wrong. I look at him and say "My nuts hurt". True story. I just got back not thirty minutes ago. He said it was probably inflammation of the testicle's supporting structures. If everything goes alright, I'll be seeing a urologist tomorrow.


And they're still sore from the 'cough' bit.
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XaLEv wrote:So there I was, sitting in the room. The nurse came in and asked me what was wrong. I described it to her in sterile medical terminology, and she wrote it down on the chart and left. A little while later the doctor comes in and asks whats wrong. I look at him and say "My nuts hurt". True story. I just got back not thirty minutes ago. He said it was probably inflammation of the testicle's supporting structures. If everything goes alright, I'll be seeing a urologist tomorrow.


And they're still sore from the 'cough' bit.
Ok, far too much information :P

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This whole week has been shit for me. Some yuppy might say that I've had a very long case of the Mondays :lol: Hehehe...
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VF5SS wrote:Some yuppy might say that I've had a very long case of the Mondays :lol: Hehehe...
Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
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See I don't get why the 13th of the month on a Friday would be bad. Fridays are never bad it's the begining of the weekend and good times! Now Monday 13th, that sends shivers up my spine!
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TGhe only problem with this friday the 13th is that I couldn't find any parties tonight because everyone went homew for the weekend. Lazy homesick bastards.
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Friday the 13th is nothing special in Mexico. They worry about Tuesdays instead.
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XaLEv wrote:
VF5SS wrote:Some yuppy might say that I've had a very long case of the Mondays :lol: Hehehe...
Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
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That sounds like it was from Office Space. Anyway, what's the deal about Friday the 13th? For that matter, what's wrong with the number 13 in general? It's just a number. 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13. Big deal.
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My birthday is the 13th of May

Interestingly enough, it is also shared by Fidel Castro and Dennis Rodman :P
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My school got its ass kicked in football. That makes it bad enough.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:That sounds like it was from Office Space. Anyway, what's the deal about Friday the 13th? For that matter, what's wrong with the number 13 in general? It's just a number. 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13. Big deal.
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It is believed that the fear for the number 13 stems from primitive man being unable to count past 12.
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Remember a couple of years ago, when it Friday the 13th in October, during a full moon? I was camping then. At least I wasn't with a guy named Jason.
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Without trying to hijack this thread, has anyone experienced anything weird on Halloween?

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Darth Yoshi wrote:That sounds like it was from Office Space.
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