Somebody told me newbies get poked.

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Somebody told me newbies get poked.

Post by Grimnir »

It's been awhile since I've been involved in any serious poking, so fire away!
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Post by Shinova »

Well, in that case I'll introduce you to the best!!




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RAMMING SPEED!!!!!
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Stormbringer »

*pokes newb in the eye with a stick* Yup, he's a newbie alright.
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Post by Captain Cyran »

Where's the anime style noob poke when you need it? And I don't poke little newbie. I do much worse.

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*Watches the newbie as he dissappears in the blast.*

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Post by Cal Wright »

::walks in::
::looks around::

*poke*

::runs out::
::door slams::

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Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

NEWB ALERT!

*Arms RPP-Rocket Proppelled Poke-braces over shoulder, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

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Post by Shinova »

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*POKE*


That too :mrgreen:
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Captain Cyran »

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:NEWB ALERT!

*Arms RPP-Rocket Proppelled Poke-braces over shoulder, triangulates position of n00b and...*

POKE!!!!!!!!

Welcome newbie, join the Gnomish Empire or die! There you will be indoctrinated into the grand Gnomish Army, that has swept away all resistance since its creation. What say you citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Sign up today!

-Our Leader, Darth Garden Gnome, from the Center of Propaganda, Gnomania
*Smacks DGG with a giant hammer*

Shut up ya' short little bugger. Black Mages rule the day and you know it.
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Post by Captain Cyran »



There's the anime style poke I was looking for.
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HELLSPAWN HEADSMASH POKE

Welcome noob, enjoy your stay. sorry about your head
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Poke.
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They lie, you get spankings, but not from me because you might enjoy that. So umm...guys...pull down his pants and spank him silly. :twisted:
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Post by Wicked Pilot »

Be careful with some of these guys, they like to poke where no one should ever be poked.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Be careful with some of these guys, they like to poke where no one should ever be poked.
(Shudders)
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Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks DGG with a giant hammer*

Shut up ya' short little bugger. Black Mages rule the day and you know it.
*pokes Cyran in the eye with a Death Star laser*

Be silenced infidel. Wander back to the TGOD if you dare, the Gnomes shall have their vengeance!

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Smacks DGG with a giant hammer*

Shut up ya' short little bugger. Black Mages rule the day and you know it.
*pokes Cyran in the eye with a Death Star laser*

Be silenced infidel. Wander back to the TGOD if you dare, the Gnomes shall have their vengeance!

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!
Ow my eye! Hasn't anyone told you not to point laser pointers at people's eyes?!
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

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In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice
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Post by KhyronTheBackstabber »

NOOB!!!

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Post by thecreech »

KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:NOOB!!!

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I love that poke! "Best poke ever"
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Post by aphexmonster »

i cant poke i have no stars :(
-monster
my sig is totaly lonely now =(
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Post by thecreech »

aphexmonster wrote:i cant poke i have no stars :(
You can poke, you just can't be in newbie status... i think
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Post by phongn »

Damnation! I can't find my Skybolt ALBM poking picture!
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Post by BrYaN19kc »

WOOHOO!

*****POKE*****

and welcome!
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Post by Montcalm »

Welcome to SD.net noob and POKE
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