Is bigger better?
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Is bigger better?
Not that!
Take your mind of sex and see this.
Is there ANY reason to sell cola in this size of containers?
http://www.theonion.com/onion3011/cola.html
This is not a joke, but in the same category
Take your mind of sex and see this.
Is there ANY reason to sell cola in this size of containers?
http://www.theonion.com/onion3011/cola.html
This is not a joke, but in the same category
Last edited by Faram on 2002-09-13 04:21pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Yes of course, to facilitate the creation Onion article that goes with it..
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Faram, I really hope you knew that that picture and article are a joke.
Seriously, The Onion is a satirical newspaper.
EDIT: Faram has informed me that he knew it's a joke. Maybe I'm the one who shouldn't take everything seriously.
Seriously, The Onion is a satirical newspaper.
EDIT: Faram has informed me that he knew it's a joke. Maybe I'm the one who shouldn't take everything seriously.
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Well, what you do is this: Fill a bunch of Kegs half full of coke, hope somebody is 21 and has lots of money, go buy a thing of rum of about equal size, and there you go!
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.....ITS FULLA COKE!
Glory be yes there is a damn fine reason to sell Coca-Cola in Keg form. I sure as hell would go out and pick up a case of Kegs from the local store
Means less trips and a handy containter after Bob forbid your out of Coke
Glory be yes there is a damn fine reason to sell Coca-Cola in Keg form. I sure as hell would go out and pick up a case of Kegs from the local store
Means less trips and a handy containter after Bob forbid your out of Coke
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Re: Is bigger better?
Faram wrote: Take your mind of sex and see this.
Look! The coke bottle's all horny and erect!
Yes I know it's a typo but what the heck.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Re: Is bigger better?
You're very sadaerius wrote: Look! The coke bottle's all horny and erect.
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Re: Is bigger better?
I'd say more like sexually frustratedColonel Olrik wrote:You're very sadaerius wrote: Look! The coke bottle's all horny and erect.
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He did say "mind OF sex", sheesh...I make one little joke and you guys jump all over me. Oh well, your day will come....
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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as long as we're gutter-minded...
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SO MUCH CAFFEINE
If only they made Red Bull that big.
If only they made Red Bull that big.
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