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MS Word major messup

Post by Mitth`raw`nuruodo »

This was taken by me just a few minutes ago on MS Word 2002, with the full dictonary/grammer rules thingy installed:
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LOL :mrgreen:


Which is why I ditch grammar check and do spellcheck once when everything's finished. :wink:
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Are you is angry with micro$oft word programme? this is aint not allowed isn't.
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Post by Grand Moff Yenchin »

M$ beta testing their "language control" system. Once they find out everyone is talking the M$ way, the next step....more mind control stuff.... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Hmm, double plus good.
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Post by Warspite »

I've had that same error happen to me... heh, sometimes a few of the "greenies" are stupid. Proof read is still the best way.





(P.S: is that the XP interface? God on a trike, it's ugly as hell!)
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It's a custom skin XP interface, while I don't particular like that, it's better than the normal interface.
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Post by Boba Fett »

What are the problem?

Does you not speaks english?

MS are always doesing the greatest of perfections!!! :P :shock:
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:It's a custom skin XP interface, while I don't particular like that, it's better than the normal interface.
...that IS the normal interface. Well, one color of it anyway.

HERE'S a custom:

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Ahh, Rhodium Edge...
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phongn wrote:Ahh, Rhodium Edge...
VERY nice one.
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Dalton wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:It's a custom skin XP interface, while I don't particular like that, it's better than the normal interface.
...that IS the normal interface. Well, one color of it anyway.

HERE'S a custom:

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Bah, I meant that wasn't the default version that XP is commonly using, the Teletubby gay one.
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Bah, still ugly shit, but my opinion doesn't matter, right?
So, move along, nothing to see here...
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Warspite wrote:Bah, still ugly shit, but my opinion doesn't matter, right?
So, move along, nothing to see here...
Oh, don't give us this guilt trip crap or I'll smack you 'til you can't grow no more.

Vald: bite me :mrgreen:
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Dalton wrote:
Warspite wrote:Bah, still ugly shit, but my opinion doesn't matter, right?
So, move along, nothing to see here...
Oh, don't give us this guilt trip crap or I'll smack you 'til you can't grow no more.

Vald: bite me :mrgreen:
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Dalton wrote:
Warspite wrote:Bah, still ugly shit, but my opinion doesn't matter, right?
So, move along, nothing to see here...
Oh, don't give us this guilt trip crap or I'll smack you 'til you can't grow no more.
Heh? :wtf:
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This is why grammar check isn't worth the ones and zeroes it's made out of. There's no substitute for going line by line over a draft with a copy of the Chicago Manual of Style by your side. Yeech, I sound like an English teacher.
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