Cockknocker vs. Luke Skywalker

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2002-09-13 12:59am

Discuss! I think the big hand would give Cockknocker the edge.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-09-13 01:14am

He got his ass handed to him by a pair of stoners

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-09-13 01:47am

"The bong is strong in this one."

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-09-13 06:08pm

I must agree with Dalton on this one, the only thing to worry about is when getting close in Cockknocker doesn't hit Luke in the groin, then its all over.

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-13 08:01pm

Uh, who?

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-09-14 01:02am

Cockknocker, is a comic book character from the Kevin Smith-verse, and was featured in the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. This movie featured the worlds funniest lightsaber battle ever IMO, and the character was played by Mark Hamil. Cockknocker not only featured cool lightsaber technique, but also had an enlarged right fist that was used, to well, knock cocks, not to put too fine a point on it.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2002-09-15 06:40pm

He got his ass handed to him by a pair of stoners

Two stoners who literally have God watching out for them. They've survived lesbian bandits, a mall cop wth two confirmed kills, a shit demon, and rogue angels.

It's not at all suprising that cocknocker lost. Jay and Silent Bob are the two luckiest stoners since Cheech & Chong.

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2002-09-15 09:06pm

Yeah there is that whole pesky thing about Silent Bob chucking the former angel of death off a train

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-09-16 05:26pm

SylasGaunt wrote:Yeah there is that whole pesky thing about Silent Bob chucking the former angel of death off a train

No ticket.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-09-17 12:29am

Didn't God actually kiss Jay? That's gotta be like a blessing right?