Is bigger better?

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Is this sane?

No way that is just plain dumb
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Yes bigger IS better
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Is bigger better?

Post by Faram »

Not that!
Take your mind of sex and see this.

Is there ANY reason to sell cola in this size of containers?

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http://www.theonion.com/onion3011/cola.html

This is not a joke, but in the same category
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Yes of course, to facilitate the creation Onion article that goes with it.. :roll:
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Faram, I really hope you knew that that picture and article are a joke.

Seriously, The Onion is a satirical newspaper.

EDIT: Faram has informed me that he knew it's a joke. Maybe I'm the one who shouldn't take everything seriously. :roll:
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Well, what you do is this: Fill a bunch of Kegs half full of coke, hope somebody is 21 and has lots of money, go buy a thing of rum of about equal size, and there you go! :)
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Post by Mr Bean »

.....ITS FULLA COKE!


Glory be yes there is a damn fine reason to sell Coca-Cola in Keg form. I sure as hell would go out and pick up a case of Kegs :D from the local store

Means less trips and a handy containter after Bob forbid your out of Coke

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Faram wrote: Take your mind of sex and see this.

Look! The coke bottle's all horny and erect!

Yes I know it's a typo but what the heck.
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aerius wrote: Look! The coke bottle's all horny and erect.
You're very sad
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Colonel Olrik wrote:
aerius wrote: Look! The coke bottle's all horny and erect.
You're very sad
I'd say more like sexually frustrated :P
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He did say "mind OF sex", sheesh...I make one little joke and you guys jump all over me. Oh well, your day will come.... :twisted:
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as long as we're gutter-minded... :P
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SO MUCH CAFFEINE
If only they made Red Bull that big.
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[Homer]Eh.. it's pretty big.. I guess..[/Homer]
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