Which music star would you like to have sex with

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Who would you have sex with

Britney Spears would handle my man meat
8
18%
Shania Twain would play my skin flute
4
9%
Michelle branch would rub my love loaf
6
14%
Jessica simpson would ride my bone coaster
3
7%
mariah carey would eat my sausage train
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2%
Faith hill would hum on my bag pipes
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No votes
Christina Aguilera would cram my tube steak
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23%
Ashanti would sheath my sword
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No votes
(Star) would (blank) my (blank)
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27%
 
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Which music star would you like to have sex with

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Last one of these guys i promise :D
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Out of those christina aguilera...

but i'd like to do that girl from evanescence too, she hot.

Male wise?...Phil anselmo, but that's a special case ;)
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Rye wrote:Out of those christina aguilera...

but i'd like to do that girl from evanescence too, she hot.

Male wise?...Phil anselmo, but that's a special case ;)
So did pantera break up or what? what is the deal with that
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I'd sleep with either Shakira or Hikaru Utada.

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'd sleep with either Shakira or Hikaru Utada.

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Jessica Simpson. Hot blonde preacher's daughter. :twisted:
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It's a tie for me. I absolutely am in lust with Justin Timberlake i even like some of his songs, OTOH i bought the Evanescace album today saw a good pic of the singer and she is so cute it makes wanna cry.
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Darth Pounder wrote:It's a tie for me. I absolutely am in lust with Justin Timberlake i even like some of his songs, OTOH i bought the Evanescace album today saw a good pic of the singer and she is so cute it makes wanna cry.
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Jennifer Lopez....yeah thats right she is a music star by the broad interpretation of the word so there....besides, I want that ass BAD.
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Stravo wrote:Jennifer Lopez....yeah thats right she is a music star by the broad interpretation of the word so there....besides, I want that ass BAD.
You could bounce a quarter off her ass although i can fart a better music note than she can sing
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Just for sex? Where's the 'All of the Above' button?
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Keanu.... :P
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Damn, I'd have to say Chantal Kreviazuk or any of the Corrs (the females that is--all at once).
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theheap wrote:
Rye wrote:Out of those christina aguilera...

but i'd like to do that girl from evanescence too, she hot.

Male wise?...Phil anselmo, but that's a special case ;)
So did pantera break up or what? what is the deal with that
According to the official pantera site, Phil answered the "are pantera breaking up" question wityh a categorically phil-like "Fuck no!"

He just had a bad back recently, plus he's been touring with down and superjoint ritual. I've heard there's meant to be a new pantera album out this year, now that phil's back is working again.
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the one from no doubt, pink.

least, Ithink that was the music video.

it was black and white, set in the water, with random romance scenes.

the lead singer was cute.
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Rye wrote:
theheap wrote:
Rye wrote:Out of those christina aguilera...

but i'd like to do that girl from evanescence too, she hot.

Male wise?...Phil anselmo, but that's a special case ;)
So did pantera break up or what? what is the deal with that
According to the official pantera site, Phil answered the "are pantera breaking up" question wityh a categorically phil-like "Fuck no!"

He just had a bad back recently, plus he's been touring with down and superjoint ritual. I've heard there's meant to be a new pantera album out this year, now that phil's back is working again.
Ahh that will make my wife happy.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:the one from no doubt, pink.

least, Ithink that was the music video.

it was black and white, set in the water, with random romance scenes.

the lead singer was cute.
She's called Gwen Stefani IIRC.
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Justin Timberlake.
Nick Carter.
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Phil Anselmo wrote: "I think it's not just me [that wanted to take a break from PANTERA], I think it's a mutual thing [between all the members of the group]. And more or less, I believe that right now, in our careers, each and every one of us, [we] feel… especially… this is where I'm coming from. The last record that we did ['Reinventing The Steel'] was everything that I wanted the PANTERA record to be, the tour [in support of the album] turned out beautiful, and we ended up with MORBID ANGEL and SLAYER, and to me, it's like, how can you beat that?! I was thinking, you know, [if we were to put] out a new record, who the hell am I gonna go on tour with?! More or less, I took a hiatus, and I paid way more attention… Last year was a bit of a screw-up with DOWN and SUPERJOINT coming out at the same, and people were confused, and this and that, and this and that. I wanted to put all of that on the side and concentrate on one band, as I should, and that band is SUPERJOINT RITUAL right now. It feels extremely important to do this band, and that's what I'm doing right now — no other band."
from here

So unfortunately they are on leave ftm...n00tz :(
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:luv: :luv: :luv: Enrique Iglesias :luv: :luv: :luv:
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BrYaN19kc wrote::luv: :luv: :luv: Enrique Iglesias :luv: :luv: :luv:
The singing wart? You're serious?

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Dahak wrote:
BrYaN19kc wrote::luv: :luv: :luv: Enrique Iglesias :luv: :luv: :luv:
The singing wart? You're serious?

:D
I saw him in a commerical, i didn't see the wart... did he have it removed or something
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Rye wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:the one from no doubt, pink.

least, Ithink that was the music video.

it was black and white, set in the water, with random romance scenes.

the lead singer was cute.
She's called Gwen Stefani IIRC.

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Nobody is interested by Celine Dion,don`t kill me it a joke. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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