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NecronLord wrote:Well as in UK health & safety inspections a few years back, significant particles of crap were found in Macdonald's burgers (to the point where the instructions now give the minimum tempreture required to kill e-coli), the food actually is partly shit.
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Food critic with defective tastebuds eat at Yark-Donalds. :wink:
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Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:
We need a vomit smiley. :shock:
There's a site floating around that has a bunch, including that one that you can remote link to.
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McDonald's just wants to be on the other side of a frivolous lawsuit for once.
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Thanks, i'm going on a class trip i've been looking foward two all year and were eating at micky d's. Just what i needed to hear...
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When is the Lord McDonald going to sue McDonald's? Under English law, if a noble title or name is still being used, doesn't the title holder have exclusive right to commercial use of the name?
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NecronLord wrote:Macdonalds were specifically getting things like the large intestine to cut costs. It's not really malpractice on the part of the slaughter house...
If had I wanted chitlins I would have ask for them... :evil:
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Did anyone here see McLibel, this sounds just like that.

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Fast food tastes like shit anyway....all it is would be a little conveniance...not that it is actually good food or anything..
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As to the dung content of McDonald's hamburger, unless you're grinding it yourself, from cattle you slaughter yourself, there's no telling what's in it.
We, everyone of us, eat a handfull of filth every day. The USFDA set limits to the rat feces and insect larva etc. we eat, but limits mean, by definition, that the poo's in there. :wink:
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Frank Hipper wrote:As to the dung content of McDonald's hamburger, unless you're grinding it yourself, from cattle you slaughter yourself, there's no telling what's in it.
We, everyone of us, eat a handfull of filth every day. The USFDA set limits to the rat feces and insect larva etc. we eat, but limits mean, by definition, that the poo's in there. :wink:
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Instead of suing, McDonalds might want to try making their food edible. In a time where "McDonalds burgers taste like crap" is almost ocmmon knowledge, it's no suprise one asshole was going ot make a sadistic review of their food.

As for my opinion of their food, I like the Crispy Chicken, with some fries and a Fruit and Yogurt Parfait. It's the burgers I wouldn't touch if you paid me.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Instead of suing, McDonalds might want to try making their food edible. In a time where "McDonalds burgers taste like crap" is almost ocmmon knowledge, it's no suprise one asshole was going ot make a sadistic review of their food.

As for my opinion of their food, I like the Crispy Chicken, with some fries and a Fruit and Yogurt Parfait. It's the burgers I wouldn't touch if you paid me.
McDonalds needs to do something. There are better burgers at Wendy's, Carl's Junior, etc. I dont mind McDonalds for a Bacon,Egg, Biscuit, but their fries and burgers are horrible.
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What the fuck has happened to "freedom of speech"?!
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Maccy ds is actually in serious financial problems at the mo (all these goddamn lawsuits, and still no one eats their crap).
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anarchistbunny wrote: Way to destroy your entire case their, you think they could buy better lawyers.
You mean because they don't do that? :lol:
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anarchistbunny wrote: Way to destroy your entire case their, you think they could buy better lawyers.
You mean because they don't do that? :lol:
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Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:
NecronLord wrote:Well as in UK health & safety inspections a few years back, significant particles of crap were found in Macdonald's burgers (to the point where the instructions now give the minimum tempreture required to kill e-coli), the food actually is partly shit.
We need a vomit smiley. :shock:
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Well, he is an Italian culinary expert. What do you expect?? :P
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