Which music star would you like to have sex with

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Who would you have sex with

Britney Spears would handle my man meat
8
18%
Shania Twain would play my skin flute
4
9%
Michelle branch would rub my love loaf
6
14%
Jessica simpson would ride my bone coaster
3
7%
mariah carey would eat my sausage train
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2%
Faith hill would hum on my bag pipes
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Christina Aguilera would cram my tube steak
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23%
Ashanti would sheath my sword
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No votes
(Star) would (blank) my (blank)
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27%
 
Total votes: 44

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Rye wrote:
She's called Gwen Stefani IIRC.
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Montcalm wrote:Nobody is interested by Celine Dion,don`t kill me it a joke. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(puts knife back in pocket) as long as you were joking :lol:
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I'd have to say Shakira. Her music isn't all that bad either.
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If I say Bobby Hewitt, could I get his wife too?
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Next of Kin wrote:Damn, I'd have to say Chantal Kreviazuk or any of the Corrs (the females that is--all at once).
Chantal's mine damn you! But if I can't have Chantal I'll take Nelly Furtado, Sarah Slean, or Sarah McLachlan.
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aerius wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Damn, I'd have to say Chantal Kreviazuk or any of the Corrs (the females that is--all at once).
Chantal's mine damn you! But if I can't have Chantal I'll take Nelly Furtado, Sarah Slean, or Sarah McLachlan.
What happend to Nelly?

She was there, one a few awards, then poof, gone.
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Ted wrote:What happend to Nelly?

She was there, one a few awards, then poof, gone.
Taking some time off and working on her next album I think. I remember an interview a while back where she said she was going to chill and write some music. Said she was going to do a 2nd record that's decently listenable and then go all experimental and artsy on her 3rd one.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Ted wrote:
aerius wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Damn, I'd have to say Chantal Kreviazuk or any of the Corrs (the females that is--all at once).
Chantal's mine damn you! But if I can't have Chantal I'll take Nelly Furtado, Sarah Slean, or Sarah McLachlan.
What happend to Nelly?

She was there, one a few awards, then poof, gone.
she didn't have any appeal. She made that one record and didn't do much after that. She should of pushed herself more
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She had the boob-stickers, right?
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aerius wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Damn, I'd have to say Chantal Kreviazuk or any of the Corrs (the females that is--all at once).
Chantal's mine damn you! But if I can't have Chantal I'll take Nelly Furtado, Sarah Slean, or Sarah McLachlan.
And I'll take Chantal's husband while you're busy with her. Raine Maida's quite cute really...especially when he grows his hair out a bit and has it nice and fluffy.
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Ok, here's my list:

Colleen Fitzpatrick (aka Vitamin C)
Lisa Loeb
Kelly Ali, nee Dayton (former singer for Sneaker Pimps)
Amy Lee (oh yeah, never heard Evanesence...but she's cute)
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aerius wrote: Chantal's mine damn you! But if I can't have Chantal I'll take Nelly Furtado, Sarah Slean, or Sarah McLachlan.
Aerius, those are good picks in their own right! Nelly Furtado is quite the cute little British Columbian!
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Sophie Ellis Baxtor, please. :mrgreen:
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Gwen Stefani;

Or any of the girls from 'Lords Of Acid'. :twisted: :twisted:
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I wouldn't mind fucking my way through the Corr family (the female side) And i could have fun corrupting the minister's daughter Jessica Simpson.
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Angela Gossow, member of Arch Enemy and the only female Death Metal vocalist I've ever heard of.... and she's quite attractive, too... :twisted:

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Stravo wrote:Jennifer Lopez....yeah thats right she is a music star by the broad interpretation of the word so there....besides, I want that ass BAD.
Ah, you must be one of those "I like big butts" people. Have you seen Anaconda? I hear women rent it out just so they can laugh at the gargantuan size of her rear end. 8)
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BrYaN19kc wrote::luv: :luv: :luv: Enrique Iglesias :luv: :luv: :luv:
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Vympel wrote:
Stravo wrote:Jennifer Lopez....yeah thats right she is a music star by the broad interpretation of the word so there....besides, I want that ass BAD.
Ah, you must be one of those "I like big butts" people. Have you seen Anaconda? I hear women rent it out just so they can laugh at the gargantuan size of her rear end. 8)
Anaconda....now there was a film that appreciated the bodacious booty of one Ms. Lopez. Its not just the ass. She is GORGEOUS, a fine example of the beauty that is Puerto Rican women. :luv:
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Stravo wrote:Anaconda....now there was a film that appreciated the bodacious booty of one Ms. Lopez. Its not just the ass. She is GORGEOUS, a fine example of the beauty that is Puerto Rican women. :luv:
Yes, she is completely gorgeous. If I could pick one person on the face of the earth to look like, it would be her.


Hmmm, as for me, I think I'd sleep with Brian Littrell (from BSB), Billy Joel (even though he's the same age as my father), and Paul McCartney (um, hello?). :D
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Oh, and, as aerius just reminded me, Dave Grohl too. Mmmmmmmmm. :twisted:
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:(waits for a random GALE member to mention Freddie Mercury)
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I mean... Yuck...
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Montcalm wrote:Nobody is interested by Celine Dion,don`t kill me it a joke. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
She actually looked half-decent in the early to mid 90's, but then she went all anorexic and ugly. Or maybe it was just the makeup and lighting in her early videos. In any case, not my type.
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If any of those women begged me enough ("oh, please Zoink... P-L-E-A-S-E!..") I would probably *have* to give in eventually, being the gentleman that I am.

I'm guessing that I'll never have to test that theory....
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