Cats...graceful..intelligent...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-06-05 05:48pm

Also a Terry Pratchett quote springs to mind:

"Unlike dogs who obey their masters, cats are only tolerating humans until someone invents a tin opener that can operated with paws."

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-06-05 05:50pm

Coaan wrote:
FireNexus wrote:Cats are pure evil. If they were big enough to eat you, they would.
They're called Pumas.

Oh, cats in MY NIEGHBORHOOD,

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-06-05 05:50pm

God I love cats

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-05 05:58pm

My cats are real asses, they'll be lying down on top of you, you'll tell them to move. My one cat especially is a real bitch, she'll give you that, "Uh huh, what do you think I am, your dog?" look. Which is usually followed by her getting tossed halfway across the room. Needless to say there is a power struggle in my house.

Speaking of cats, a friend of the family has a cat named Dante, the owner is the cat's human...not the other way around.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-05 05:59pm

Cats are indeed evil. They wait silently in the night, while you snuggle into your warm comfy bed, they plot. Would a quick slash to the throat end his worries? Would that vase above your head board cause massive head trauma if it fell on you from up there? I hope this spring I've been loosening for the last three months works next time he lays down, then BAM! right through his spine.

Dogs now they're nice guys.

ITS BACON!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-06-05 10:04pm

Cat's secretly plotting our demise since anchient egypt....

Now there's one for the conspiracy theorists....

*Deep in the headquarters of the Illuminati the masters of the business and politics swilie around in chairs all stroking big fluffy cats, who really are their masters...*