Wierd stuff with Credit Cards
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Wierd stuff with Credit Cards
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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LOL, that's pretty damn funny.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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sound fun, I like some of the other stuff too, just search around the site, funny.
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Cult of Vin Diesel - When you mix Vin Diesel with a strong acid you get salt water.
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Cult of Vin Diesel - When you mix Vin Diesel with a strong acid you get salt water.
It's funny 'oz it's true - I know someone who signed Mickey Mouse while using his girlfriend's credit card.
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ROFLMAO!Lord of the Farce wrote:From the same website: http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/
I literally laughed to tears, LOL!
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The CC one is funny but true.
The soap is screwy as all...eating soap....then again they look like the coime in flavors.
The soap is screwy as all...eating soap....then again they look like the coime in flavors.
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That’s funny as shit and unfortunately very true. No one checks and a lot of people lose a lot of money to stolen cards as a result.
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Other than bank tellers, no one even bothers to check my signature. Whenever I withdraw money or cash a cheque they always take a close look at the signatures to see if they match with the one on my client card, and on a couple occasions they even went back to compare them with the signatures they had on file. Everywhere else I just vaguely scribble some stuff that kinda looks like my name.
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I never understood that one, but the worst is the people who dont sign, then when I advise them to sign it they get pissy.neoolong wrote:What really annoys me is people that put See ID on their cards, yet get pissed when I ask them for it. Bastards.
MORON ALERT! Not everyone who sees a blank card will ask for ID. And if you ever lose it, someone will sign your name in their handwriting on the card and Id have no reason to suspect its fraudulent!
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I have noticed that. I just scribble when I use the card. Hell, at the gas station pumps you just swipe your card.
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Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
Now THIS is priceless.As she was walking away, she muttered, "I don't give a shit if you die."
I just stood there, staring quizzically at the other two women, who were probably more shocked than I was. "Hmm," I finally said. "So Bread and Circus doesn't give a shit if I die. That will make an excellent introduction to my article."
The two remaining associates snapped into action. If you want to get killer customer service, just get an employee to tell you she doesn't give a shit if you die, because these two women were ready to do anything. "Sir," said the black woman, "just because it's all-natural doesn't mean it's edible. Strychnine is all-natural. We just can't be held responsible if you choose to eat any of these products."
"That was a very professional way of explaining it," I said, "much better than saying you don't give a shit if I die."
EDIT: In fact, the whole article on http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/index5.html is priceless. LOL
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OMFG, that site is definitely going on my bookmarks.
http://www.zug.com/pranks/outgoing/italian.html
http://www.zug.com/pranks/outgoing/italian.html
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