Which music star would you like to have sex with

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Who would you have sex with

Britney Spears would handle my man meat
8
18%
Shania Twain would play my skin flute
4
9%
Michelle branch would rub my love loaf
6
14%
Jessica simpson would ride my bone coaster
3
7%
mariah carey would eat my sausage train
1
2%
Faith hill would hum on my bag pipes
0
No votes
Christina Aguilera would cram my tube steak
10
23%
Ashanti would sheath my sword
0
No votes
(Star) would (blank) my (blank)
12
27%
 
Total votes: 44

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theheap wrote:Last one of these guys i promise :D
Michelle Branch maybe, but otherwise, no, no, hell no, you're kidding me, yeah right, and ROTFLMAO come to mind as responses to those you have listed on your poll. :mrgreen:
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yaye for christina aguillera! ... the loudest 5'2" girl you will ever meet. shes so yummy.
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EmperorMing wrote:Gwen Stefani;

Or any of the girls from 'Lords Of Acid'. :twisted: :twisted:

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Simon H.Johansen wrote:(waits for a random GALE member to mention Freddie Mercury)
Why would we do that. Sure Freddie was an awsome singer but he had teeth that can open a beer bottle. If i was to pork an openly gay singer it'd be Will Young.
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Darth Pounder wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:(waits for a random GALE member to mention Freddie Mercury)
Why would we do that. Sure Freddie was an awsome singer but he had teeth that can open a beer bottle. If i was to pork an openly gay singer it'd be Will Young.
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aphexmonster wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:Gwen Stefani;

Or any of the girls from 'Lords Of Acid'. :twisted: :twisted:

Fomally known as Lords of Acid, currently known as Prahgga Khan. 'sides, the Acid chicks change for every CD so thats alotta girls :shock:
That's the point. Any of the last 4 will do... :twisted:
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Gwen Stefani's hot, I'd bounce with Jennifer Lopez but probably Shakira would be my tuchus girl of choice.

How about a three for all with me, Gwen, and Shakira? Yumyum.
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Coyote wrote:Gwen Stefani's hot, I'd bounce with Jennifer Lopez but probably Shakira would be my tuchus girl of choice.

How about a three for all with me, Gwen, and Shakira? Yumyum.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Keanu.... :P
He'd be on the same mental scale as those "musicians" :P
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On the subject of Christina Aguilera, does the poster of this thread mean the bratty, blonde Christina Aguilera we used to know, or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed to??
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed??
Curves are good. Let's go with her.
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Zoink wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed??
Curves are good. Let's go with her.
But when I saw her after her weight gain and change of hair colour, I had a hard time believing that it really was Christina Aguilera. Still, it wasn't as much of a shock for me as seeing a pregnant Kate Moss. (insert joke about human-alien crossbreeds)
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Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.
She's did some singing (most notably "How Do I Deal?" which I downloaded in MP3 format out of curiosity), but she's famous mostly for acting IIRC.
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SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Hey, aren't you getting married or something? You can't have her, she's mine!

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Zoink wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Hey, aren't you getting married or something? You can't have her, she's mine!

;)
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Yeah you cheat on your partner and end up "swinging" from a street light. :twisted:
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:On the subject of Christina Aguilera, does the poster of this thread mean the bratty, blonde Christina Aguilera we used to know, or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed to??
which ever christina you like better. i prefer the one that wears no clothes :twisted:
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Amy Lee. ::drool::
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Zoink wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Hey, aren't you getting married or something? You can't have her, she's mine!

;)
The question did not ask how. The actual plan involves body doubles, hypnosis, the Third Marine Expeditionary, a small rubber duck, and lots of sticky tape.
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SirNitram wrote:
Zoink wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Hey, aren't you getting married or something? You can't have her, she's mine!

;)
The question did not ask how. The actual plan involves body doubles, hypnosis, the Third Marine Expeditionary, a small rubber duck, and lots of sticky tape.
Sounds like the plot to some Hollywood flick...
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theheap wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:On the subject of Christina Aguilera, does the poster of this thread mean the bratty, blonde Christina Aguilera we used to know, or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed to??
which ever christina you like better. i prefer the one that wears no clothes :twisted:
Actually, I think she did a quite risque photo shoot for Maxim shortly before her weight gain.
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EmperorMing wrote:
SirNitram wrote:The question did not ask how. The actual plan involves body doubles, hypnosis, the Third Marine Expeditionary, a small rubber duck, and lots of sticky tape.
Sounds like the plot to some Hollywood flick...
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Ted wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:
SirNitram wrote:The question did not ask how. The actual plan involves body doubles, hypnosis, the Third Marine Expeditionary, a small rubber duck, and lots of sticky tape.
Sounds like the plot to some Hollywood flick...
Shhh...
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A sleaze flick with Jennifer Love Hewitt? Sounds like a good idea to me... :twisted:

After all, after the "I Know What You Did Last Summer" films, she probably wouldn't mind another flick centered around her breasts.
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I would love to introduce Janet to my Jackson.

Ashanti is in second.

And because I kinda have a thing for big women, Queen Latifah.
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