Things to do in Toronto?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-06-04 10:39pm

Don't forget some brass pole entertainment. The House of Lancaster has some talented stripper-gals! Go, get a lap dance, and have some fun!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-04 10:52pm

Next of Kin wrote:Don't forget some brass pole entertainment. The House of Lancaster has some talented stripper-gals! Go, get a lap dance, and have some fun!

I've heard nothing but good things about Canadian ballet.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-05 07:08am

RedImperator wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Don't forget some brass pole entertainment. The House of Lancaster has some talented stripper-gals! Go, get a lap dance, and have some fun!
I've heard nothing but good things about Canadian ballet.

bah! The "Canadian Ballet" is far better in Montreal.

speaking of which, my travel agent is trying to tell me NOT to go to Montreal in August because of SARS in Toronto! How fucking dumb is that?

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2003-06-05 07:37am

Col. Crackpot wrote: bah! The "Canadian Ballet" is far better in Montreal.

Ah yes, CLub Super Sex. Home of crowds, high prices and NO lap dances. Great indeed.

speaking of which, my travel agent is trying to tell me NOT to go to Montreal in August because of SARS in Toronto! How fucking dumb is that?

Why? Are you planning on taking a golden tour of the hospitals?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-05 07:41am

You could come to the REAL Toronto, here in Australia. They have a brilliant fish and chip shop. And you could visit me.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-05 07:50am

Col. Crackpot wrote:my travel agent is trying to tell me NOT to go to Montreal in August because of SARS in Toronto! How fucking dumb is that?

I`ve heard something just as dumb after september 11,don`t go to New York because of planes crashing in building.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-05 08:11am

Montcalm wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:my travel agent is trying to tell me NOT to go to Montreal in August because of SARS in Toronto! How fucking dumb is that?
I`ve heard something just as dumb after september 11,don`t go to New York because of planes crashing in building.

i don't give a fuck, i'm still going! damn stupid SARS isn't gonna fuck up my vacation. [obnoxious american patronizing horseshit] after all of those brave Canadians vacationed in New York after Sept. 11th [/obnoxious american patronizing horseshit]

Next Of Kin wrote:Ah yes, CLub Super Sex. Home of crowds, high prices and NO lap dances. Great indeed.

Fuck Super Sexe, Club Teasers: home of he $10 boobie-squeeze lap dance!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-05 11:25am

Lonestar wrote:
Dalton wrote:Visit Mike, raid his fridge, spoil his children and steal his stereo.
Don't forget to give his Kids' Chick trracts...

While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model. (Various pages on the SD.net main page denote that he drives a big, dark blue Mercury sedan with a gas-guzzling V8 engine, but he never specifies which model - on his personal home page he also complains about skinny parking spots, which can be a pain in the ass if you drive something that big.)

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-06-05 11:35am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model.

He does indeed drive a Grand Marquis, and damn that thing is huge! I thought my parent's Buick LeSabre was big and then I saw his car. There's a reason that car has a V8 engine...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-05 11:42am

aerius wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model.
He does indeed drive a Grand Marquis, and damn that thing is huge! I thought my parent's Buick LeSabre was big and then I saw his car. There's a reason that car has a V8 engine...

Yeah, it dwarfs even a Mercedes-Benz S-Class.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-06-05 12:34pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Lonestar wrote:
Dalton wrote:Visit Mike, raid his fridge, spoil his children and steal his stereo.
Don't forget to give his Kids' Chick trracts...
While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model. (Various pages on the SD.net main page denote that he drives a big, dark blue Mercury sedan with a gas-guzzling V8 engine, but he never specifies which model - on his personal home page he also complains about skinny parking spots, which can be a pain in the ass if you drive something that big.)

Would you like his liscense plate number, too?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-06-05 12:38pm

RedImperator wrote:Would you like his liscense plate number, too?

I've got his cell phone number.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-06-05 06:33pm

Laird wrote:
Dalton wrote:Visit Mike, raid his fridge, spoil his children and steal his stereo.
Sounds like a plan since i'll be in Toronto in July.

Funny, I thought your plan would be more along the lines of descending on his house with a troupe of urinating monkeys.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-05 07:09pm

If you want adventure come in Montreal on June 24 during the St Jean and wave your American flag.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-06-05 08:32pm

Montcalm wrote:If you want adventure come in Montreal on June 24 during the St Jean and wave your American flag.

So he can watch everybody surrender?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-05 08:40pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Montcalm wrote:If you want adventure come in Montreal on June 24 during the St Jean and wave your American flag.
So he can watch everybody surrender?

Not quite the French Canadians win a battle get drunk wake up the next morning and realise they lost the war,remember the battle of Abraham`s plaines near Quebec city.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-06-05 09:15pm

I've been to the Toronto Symphony once, beautiful.

And just taking in the skyline is nice too.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-06-06 08:05am

The ROM has some VERY cool exhibits. I went to Toronto last year. Not knowing how to drive or the Great One's address, I couldn't pay homage to the founder of this site. Several miles away from Toronto, you can watch idiots narrowly avoid getting their hands bitten off! Drive southwest to get to Buffalo! Remark how much better Canada is compared to Detriot(I went to both Detroit and Toronto, and the coolness difference 'tween the two is HUGE)!

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-06 09:50am

RedImperator wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Lonestar wrote: Don't forget to give his Kids' Chick trracts...
While you're at it, find out whether he drives a Mercury Grand Marquis or a smaller model. (Various pages on the SD.net main page denote that he drives a big, dark blue Mercury sedan with a gas-guzzling V8 engine, but he never specifies which model - on his personal home page he also complains about skinny parking spots, which can be a pain in the ass if you drive something that big.)
Would you like his liscense plate number, too?

Nah, but I'd like to know how old it is. (For some reason, I can't envision him driving anything older than the '92 Grand Marquis. Probably because I find most eighties-era Mercuries to be damn ugly)