[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-04 12:51am

SirNitram wrote:*seconds later, the gnomes fall down, finding no more ankles to bite. Nitram reappeared, pointing at the vehicles. Points of light flared on his fingers, shapechanging the assault craft into small wooden ducks*

Now... Who wants to dance?

*sits, waiting..., the teller is on the phone ID'ing DGG's legal papers*

ME: So, how things coming?

*the teller's eyes bulge out as she glares at DGG*

ME: uh...sorry...again...*glances out window and sees a group of wooden ducks stroll by*

...The hell?

ELSEWHERE.....

GNOME VEHICULAR ADVISOR: *sees another group poof into flapjacks* Engage Dimension Nullifiers! All vehicles, engage!

*vehicles engage Dimension Nullifiers, preventing any sort of transmogrification of protected vehicles by keeping their current form anchored in their dimension*

ANKLE BITERS, CHARGE!

*dozens of ankle biters surround Nitram at any one time, leaping onto him an gnawing into (almost) any extremity they can sink their teeth into. Each tiem Nitram teleports, he finds more ankle-biters latch on; from every direction they leap into the air at him, grazing his arms and legs with bite-marks*

chomp, chomp, chomp...

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-04 01:10am

Just use the R/UR beam on him and have his teleports teleport everything he is latched onto like mine does

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-04 01:39am

umm... I have been almost completely un-involved in Gnome stuff recently, but I just popped in to say we have an IRC channel.

#segnor, on irc.wyldryde.net (same as the SD.net official IRC channel, #stardestroyer)
Why don't you all stop in and chat, the TGOD could continue in there, much faster than using the BBS, too..

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-04 04:32am

OOC:We know about the IRC channel

The forward comm array was part of my AG command platform. Hovering at 2Km above the main battlefield...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-04 04:57am

NecronLord wrote:OOC:We know about the IRC channel

The SD.net channel, yes, but what about #segnor, the *cue brassy music* Official IRC Channel of the Secret Gnomish Revolution! I would give free ops to any that join for the purpose of the TGOD!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-04 06:26am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

ANKLE BITERS, CHARGE!

*dozens of ankle biters surround Nitram at any one time, leaping onto him an gnawing into (almost) any extremity they can sink their teeth into. Each tiem Nitram teleports, he finds more ankle-biters latch on; from every direction they leap into the air at him, grazing his arms and legs with bite-marks*

chomp, chomp, chomp...

:::::: Four companys of infantry and several tanks head over to assist Nitram, attempting to break through the Gnomish forces:::

::::::Contacts hidden agent:::

"are you keeping him busy?"

:::::: DGG's "Bank teller" goes on break, leaving him alone at the counter:::::

"Yes my lord, as long as i keep this up, he'll never be able to cash that check"

"Keep him busy until i'm done with fisher"

::::::: Turns to fisher and emptys two full 9mm clips into him:::

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-04 08:09am

*Murders Darksider's bank teller, puts on his uniform and cashes DGG's cheque for him*

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-04 10:51am

Darksider wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

ANKLE BITERS, CHARGE!

*dozens of ankle biters surround Nitram at any one time, leaping onto him an gnawing into (almost) any extremity they can sink their teeth into. Each tiem Nitram teleports, he finds more ankle-biters latch on; from every direction they leap into the air at him, grazing his arms and legs with bite-marks*

chomp, chomp, chomp...
:::::: Four companys of infantry and several tanks head over to assist Nitram, attempting to break through the Gnomish forces:::

::::::Contacts hidden agent:::

"are you keeping him busy?"

:::::: DGG's "Bank teller" goes on break, leaving him alone at the counter:::::

"Yes my lord, as long as i keep this up, he'll never be able to cash that check"

"Keep him busy until i'm done with fisher"

::::::: Turns to fisher and emptys two full 9mm clips into him:::

but unlike a redshirt fisher has run like hell and escaped back into the shadows. what did i do to him all i was doing was watching the battlefeild from my HQ

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-04 07:04pm

Darksider wrote:::::::Contacts hidden agent:::
"are you keeping him busy?"
:::::: DGG's "Bank teller" goes on break, leaving him alone at the counter:::::
"Yes my lord, as long as i keep this up, he'll never be able to cash that check"
"Keep him busy until i'm done with fisher"
::::::: Turns to fisher and emptys two full 9mm clips into him:::

*elevator music continues...phones go ringing, unanswered. Bank staff members mill about aimlessly*

ME: Will SOMEBODY please cash my check!

*staff glares at DGG again, some raising and shaking theirs fists, others flipping the bird*

ME: Okay, this is bullshit; *unsheathes Broadsword* KAWASAKI!

*The blood of many an innocent was spilled that day...*

*places all of the banks funds into his POCKET OF INFINATE BIGNESS and returns to the battle field to see Nitram and Darksider up to their usual tricks*

*sighs, unsheathing sword again* At least I got my money.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-04 08:18pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*elevator music continues...phones go ringing, unanswered. Bank staff members mill about aimlessly*

ME: Will SOMEBODY please cash my check!

*staff glares at DGG again, some raising and shaking theirs fists, others flipping the bird*

ME: Okay, this is bullshit; *unsheathes Broadsword* KAWASAKI!

*The blood of many an innocent was spilled that day...*

*places all of the banks funds into his POCKET OF INFINATE BIGNESS and returns to the battle field to see Nitram and Darksider up to their usual tricks*

*sighs, unsheathing sword again* At least I got my money.

*Poor poor DGG never saw it coming. Cyran laughed manically as the cyan blade known only as 'The Stabby Knife' came down and tore through DGG's armor, and into the flesh, passing through bone, muscle, and finally the heart, killing DGG. At least it would have if Cyran had the strength to break through DGG's armor.*

Damnit...stabbing never works...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-04 08:25pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Poor poor DGG never saw it coming. Cyran laughed manically as the cyan blade known only as 'The Stabby Knife' came down and tore through DGG's armor, and into the flesh, passing through bone, muscle, and finally the heart, killing DGG. At least it would have if Cyran had the strength to break through DGG's armor.*

Damnit...stabbing never works...

Us stupid warriors! If only we wore lighter armor. Now stabbing red mages, theives and old men in blue coats on the other hand...

La la la la la la, he's mister Stabby

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-04 08:38pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Poor poor DGG never saw it coming. Cyran laughed manically as the cyan blade known only as 'The Stabby Knife' came down and tore through DGG's armor, and into the flesh, passing through bone, muscle, and finally the heart, killing DGG. At least it would have if Cyran had the strength to break through DGG's armor.*

Damnit...stabbing never works...
Us stupid warriors! If only we wore lighter armor. Now stabbing red mages, theives and old men in blue coats on the other hand...

La la la la la la, he's mister Stabby

*Pulls out 'The Bigger Stabby Knife' and stabs DGG while he is off guard. This time it works and Cyran laughs evilly as he turns to go slaughter other Gnomes as DGG lies broken on the ground, but not dead.*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-04 08:56pm

:::::: Charges DGG and does a matrix-style flying kick, sending him flying backwards:::

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-05 02:20am

Captain_Cyran wrote: *Pulls out 'The Bigger Stabby Knife' and stabs DGG while he is off guard. This time it works and Cyran laughs evilly as he turns to go slaughter other Gnomes as DGG lies broken on the ground, but not dead.*

Obviously the Bigger Stabby Knife should be even harder to wield than the normal one and thus you have even less chance of penetrating DGG's armor with it

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-05 02:50am

I mover through the Necrontyr transport gate and use my sensors to scan the local area. Detecting a cluster of these "Gnomes" I fire at them from my centerline helbore mount.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-05 03:00am

Hellbore? Using ST weaponry now? *snort* *Uses a generic cannon to blast away the hellbore shot and shoot back at Typhonis*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-05 04:51pm

JodoForce wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: *Pulls out 'The Bigger Stabby Knife' and stabs DGG while he is off guard. This time it works and Cyran laughs evilly as he turns to go slaughter other Gnomes as DGG lies broken on the ground, but not dead.*
Obviously the Bigger Stabby Knife should be even harder to wield than the normal one and thus you have even less chance of penetrating DGG's armor with it

But it's heavier to make up for my lack of strength, but now I'm going to go back and do what Black Mages do best, beat the hell out of people from the back row.

*Cyran opens a portal and steps through it, reappearing back on his high ground where he begins to strike down gnomes from afar with lightning, fire, ice...and the occasional meteor.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-05 05:01pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Pulls out 'The Bigger Stabby Knife' and stabs DGG while he is off guard. This time it works and Cyran laughs evilly as he turns to go slaughter other Gnomes as DGG lies broken on the ground, but not dead.*

*as his vision fades, DGG uses his last ounce of strength to unclip a mysterious container from his belt, winding up his throwing arm and chucking it as Cyran enters his portal....*

MSG'd!

*Cyran falls to the ground, reeling from the awesome power of mono-sodium-glutimate, finally falling into the eerie depth of unconsiousness. DGG follows suit*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-06-05 05:10pm

*Turns around to look at the object hurling towards him.*

MS what?

*Cyran stumbles back, falling into his portal which closes behind him. He is spilled ungracefully onto the escarpment and lies there unconsious.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-05 08:41pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Pulls out 'The Bigger Stabby Knife' and stabs DGG while he is off guard. This time it works and Cyran laughs evilly as he turns to go slaughter other Gnomes as DGG lies broken on the ground, but not dead.*
*as his vision fades, DGG uses his last ounce of strength to unclip a mysterious container from his belt, winding up his throwing arm and chucking it as Cyran enters his portal....*

::::: Walks over to DGG:::::

This will be wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too easy

:::::: Picks him up and throws him twenty feet and runs over to kick the unconsious Gnome:::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-06 12:27am

Darksider wrote:::::: Walks over to DGG:::::

This will be wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too easy

:::::: Picks him up and throws him twenty feet and runs over to kick the unconsious Gnome:::::

*a random school bus driving home from "Random Planet High School" appears racing down the battlefield in DSider's direction...*

CHILDREN!

*DSider is also knocked unconsious. The leaders of all the great armies lie on the ground like useless lumps, waiting for a medic, or to wake up from this horrible dream lying next to a naked chick, or something*

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-06 01:45am

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-06 02:53pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:*DSider is also knocked unconsious. The leaders of all the great armies lie on the ground like useless lumps, waiting for a medic, or to wake up from this horrible dream lying next to a naked chick, or something*

Not quite all.

Stands over DGG, pointing the staff at the gnome leader's head, its fractal edge gleaming in the afternoon sunlight.

"Alas, poor Darth Garden Gnome! - I knew him"

Necronlord severs DGG's head from it's shoulders with a viscious downward slice of the lethal blade.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-06-07 03:35am

*Has no idea why I should pass out from that*

*Blocks NecronLord's thrust*

Hel-loo...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-07 11:44am

"Ah. Loyalty."

*kicks Jodoforce in the head with incredible force*