Yoda vs. Count Dooku wins Best Fight at MTV Movie Awards
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Yoda vs. Count Dooku wins Best Fight at MTV Movie Awards
And Gollum won Best Virtual Performance. Naturally, MTV honors those which the Academy does not. All in all, it was a good ceremony with only 3 performances, the only one I enjoyed being T.A.T.U.'s Watch it and you'll find out why; here's a hint: I think their music sucks.
Yoda's acceptance speech was great, as was Gollum's.
I know these are voted for by the fans, but for fuck's sake, why did Eminem win two awards for playing himself? What's next? Do I get a trophy for going to work?
Yoda's acceptance speech was great, as was Gollum's.
I know these are voted for by the fans, but for fuck's sake, why did Eminem win two awards for playing himself? What's next? Do I get a trophy for going to work?
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You get a cookie and the undying love of your admirers for being the SD.net pretty boy.Durandal wrote:What's next? Do I get a trophy for going to work?
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Re: Yoda vs. Count Dooku wins Best Fight at MTV Movie Awards
No, but you should. You were robbed.Durandal wrote:
I know these are voted for by the fans, but for fuck's sake, why did Eminem win two awards for playing himself? What's next? Do I get a trophy for going to work?
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Re: Yoda vs. Count Dooku wins Best Fight at MTV Movie Awards
You're not the only one.Durandal wrote:And Gollum won Best Virtual Performance. Naturally, MTV honors those which the Academy does not. All in all, it was a good ceremony with only 3 performances, the only one I enjoyed being T.A.T.U.'s Watch it and you'll find out why; here's a hint: I think their music sucks.
*waves "Jedi Mind Trick" hand* Play Yoda off, nobody does.Yoda's acceptance speech was great, as was Gollum's.
Somebody should have told that fucking idiot that he was winning an award on MTV, not Comedy Central. It's ugly to watch a grown man give an acceptance speech that's basically aping the "Special Ed" character from Crank Yankers.I know these are voted for by the fans, but for fuck's sake, why did Eminem win two awards for playing himself? What's next? Do I get a trophy for going to work?
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it was funny for about the first five seconds but he did it for about 30, it got old fast.
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it was funny for about the first five seconds but he did it for about 30, it got old fast.
I also like him paying hommage to Queen Latifah, very nice touch.quote:
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Yoda's acceptance speech was great, as was Gollum's.
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IMDb had the winners days ago, so they knew.neoolong wrote:I wonder if they already knew that Yoda and Gollum would win, or if they did the rendering and effects work just in case they did.
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Re: Yoda vs. Count Dooku wins Best Fight at MTV Movie Awards
T.A.T.U was great... where else can you see a bunch of schoolgirls rish the stage and take off clothes but MTV?Durandal wrote:And Gollum won Best Virtual Performance. Naturally, MTV honors those which the Academy does not. All in all, it was a good ceremony with only 3 performances, the only one I enjoyed being T.A.T.U.'s Watch it and you'll find out why; here's a hint: I think their music sucks.
If your work is being an actor or singer, then yes, you mightI know these are voted for by the fans, but for fuck's sake, why did Eminem win two awards for playing himself? What's next? Do I get a trophy for going to work?
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Saruman, dude. Saruman.Andrew J. wrote:Didn't Gandalf vs. Sauron win best fight last year? I guess the voters must like Christopher Lee.
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Damn my lack of cable.Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:T.A.T.U was great... where else can you see a bunch of schoolgirls rish the stage and take off clothes but MTV?Durandal wrote:And Gollum won Best Virtual Performance. Naturally, MTV honors those which the Academy does not. All in all, it was a good ceremony with only 3 performances, the only one I enjoyed being T.A.T.U.'s Watch it and you'll find out why; here's a hint: I think their music sucks.
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Re: Yoda vs. Count Dooku wins Best Fight at MTV Movie Awards
"Promised myself that cry, I would not."Iceberg wrote:*waves "Jedi Mind Trick" hand* Play Yoda off, nobody does.Yoda's acceptance speech was great, as was Gollum's.
His first acceptance speech was good (he snuck in a jab at Mariah Carry for her utterly catastrophic failure at the big screen known as "Glitter," which she deserves, as far as I'm concerned). Nice, short, nothing like his Video Music Awards one. His second speech was stupid after the first 5 seconds.Somebody should have told that fucking idiot that he was winning an award on MTV, not Comedy Central. It's ugly to watch a grown man give an acceptance speech that's basically aping the "Special Ed" character from Crank Yankers.
But seriously, how did a guy with a name like "Eminem," playing himself in a movie about his own life, win over a guy with a name like "Vigo Mortensen," who played a legendary character from arguably the most timeless set of books known to man? Where was the challenge for Eminem? Where was the effort? Mortensen basically enveloped himself in his character so much that he carried his sword everywhere he went, even into restaurants! Who the fuck deserves more credit?!
Oh, who else liked Will Ferrel's rendition of The Architect from Reloaded?
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As much as I or anyone here mightr agree with you, it doesn't matter what we think, because well, its already been decided by the millions of teenage girls that voted.Durandal wrote: His first acceptance speech was good (he snuck in a jab at Mariah Carry for her utterly catastrophic failure at the big screen known as "Glitter," which she deserves, as far as I'm concerned). Nice, short, nothing like his Video Music Awards one. His second speech was stupid after the first 5 seconds.
But seriously, how did a guy with a name like "Eminem," playing himself in a movie about his own life, win over a guy with a name like "Vigo Mortensen," who played a legendary character from arguably the most timeless set of books known to man? Where was the challenge for Eminem? Where was the effort? Mortensen basically enveloped himself in his character so much that he carried his sword everywhere he went, even into restaurants! Who the fuck deserves more credit?!
(Oh, and the Eminem character wasn't QUITE himself, he was Rabbit, slightly different story and situation, but still pretty much him)
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Was I the only one who noticed that P. Diddy was grabbing a bunch of the clothes? I'll give T.A.T.U this, their songs are more tolerable than most pop out there, and that one with the black hair is definately easy on the eyes.Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote: T.A.T.U was great... where else can you see a bunch of schoolgirls rish the stage and take off clothes but MTV?
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Ya, it was P. Diddy and Asthon Cutcher (no clue of spelling, dont really care)DPDarkPrimus wrote:Was I the only one who noticed that P. Diddy was grabbing a bunch of the clothes? I'll give T.A.T.U this, their songs are more tolerable than most pop out there, and that one with the black hair is definately easy on the eyes.Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote: T.A.T.U was great... where else can you see a bunch of schoolgirls rish the stage and take off clothes but MTV?
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Oh. My. Goodness. That's the only thought that went through my head at that one.Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:T.A.T.U was great... where else can you see a bunch of schoolgirls rish the stage and take off clothes but MTV?Durandal wrote:And Gollum won Best Virtual Performance. Naturally, MTV honors those which the Academy does not. All in all, it was a good ceremony with only 3 performances, the only one I enjoyed being T.A.T.U.'s Watch it and you'll find out why; here's a hint: I think their music sucks.
In think it may be that he managed to do it without coming off as a complete whiny bitch about it, or make the audience feel like they just walked in on him masturbating.If your work is being an actor or singer, then yes, you mightI know these are voted for by the fans, but for fuck's sake, why did Eminem win two awards for playing himself? What's next? Do I get a trophy for going to work?
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Meh ... who else was up for the award ?...
and lesbians only further upset me ... yuck >_< ...
i wanted to watch it .. .but i missed it. Knowing MTV it'll come on 33 times on each day of the weekend. hehehe suckers ...
anyways .. who else was up for best fight scene ?
and lesbians only further upset me ... yuck >_< ...
i wanted to watch it .. .but i missed it. Knowing MTV it'll come on 33 times on each day of the weekend. hehehe suckers ...
anyways .. who else was up for best fight scene ?
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