Michelle Branch maybe, but otherwise, no, no, hell no, you're kidding me, yeah right, and ROTFLMAO come to mind as responses to those you have listed on your poll.theheap wrote:Last one of these guys i promise
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*shakes head*Darth Pounder wrote:Why would we do that. Sure Freddie was an awsome singer but he had teeth that can open a beer bottle. If i was to pork an openly gay singer it'd be Will Young.Simon H.Johansen wrote:(waits for a random GALE member to mention Freddie Mercury)
Dude. Go sit the corner. *points*
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That's the point. Any of the last 4 will do...aphexmonster wrote:EmperorMing wrote:Gwen Stefani;
Or any of the girls from 'Lords Of Acid'.
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Gwen Stefani's hot, I'd bounce with Jennifer Lopez but probably Shakira would be my tuchus girl of choice.
How about a three for all with me, Gwen, and Shakira? Yumyum.
How about a three for all with me, Gwen, and Shakira? Yumyum.
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In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!
If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!!
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He'd be on the same mental scale as those "musicians"Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Keanu....
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On the subject of Christina Aguilera, does the poster of this thread mean the bratty, blonde Christina Aguilera we used to know, or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed to??
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But when I saw her after her weight gain and change of hair colour, I had a hard time believing that it really was Christina Aguilera. Still, it wasn't as much of a shock for me as seeing a pregnant Kate Moss. (insert joke about human-alien crossbreeds)Zoink wrote:Curves are good. Let's go with her.Simon H.Johansen wrote:or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed??
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Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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She's did some singing (most notably "How Do I Deal?" which I downloaded in MP3 format out of curiosity), but she's famous mostly for acting IIRC.SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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Ever heard of something called "swinging", my friends??Zoink wrote:SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Hey, aren't you getting married or something? You can't have her, she's mine!
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which ever christina you like better. i prefer the one that wears no clothesSimon H.Johansen wrote:On the subject of Christina Aguilera, does the poster of this thread mean the bratty, blonde Christina Aguilera we used to know, or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed to??
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The question did not ask how. The actual plan involves body doubles, hypnosis, the Third Marine Expeditionary, a small rubber duck, and lots of sticky tape.Zoink wrote:SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Hey, aren't you getting married or something? You can't have her, she's mine!
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Sounds like the plot to some Hollywood flick...SirNitram wrote:The question did not ask how. The actual plan involves body doubles, hypnosis, the Third Marine Expeditionary, a small rubber duck, and lots of sticky tape.Zoink wrote:SirNitram wrote:Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Hey, aren't you getting married or something? You can't have her, she's mine!
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Actually, I think she did a quite risque photo shoot for Maxim shortly before her weight gain.theheap wrote:which ever christina you like better. i prefer the one that wears no clothesSimon H.Johansen wrote:On the subject of Christina Aguilera, does the poster of this thread mean the bratty, blonde Christina Aguilera we used to know, or the dark-haired, mature, and curvaceous Christina we're getting accustomed to??
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A sleaze flick with Jennifer Love Hewitt? Sounds like a good idea to me...Ted wrote:Shhh...EmperorMing wrote:Sounds like the plot to some Hollywood flick...SirNitram wrote:The question did not ask how. The actual plan involves body doubles, hypnosis, the Third Marine Expeditionary, a small rubber duck, and lots of sticky tape.
You weren't supposed to know that.
After all, after the "I Know What You Did Last Summer" films, she probably wouldn't mind another flick centered around her breasts.
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