Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab

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Tissue engineers grow penis in the lab

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http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99992781
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Great, so now I can have that lucky rabbit's cock I've always wanted for my keychain!
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John Bobbit should be reading this!
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Heathens! You see how science is the root of all evil!
Now it dares to reproduce parts of the anatomy which are (however practical) EVIL!
You will all suffer in hell fire for rejecting Jebus and embracing this godless science!!

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Great, so now anyone who wants one can get a pornstar sized dick. I wonder if they'll make striped or polka dotted ones too. :mrgreen:
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since girls are pretty keen on chocolate, they might want to make some to satisfy their taste buds...
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So now Dorkstar doesn't need the one on his forehead removed and placed where it should be.

Hey, he can buy one more for his arse, hell, get several and insert them into every orifice and space in his body.
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Ahem.


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Goodie, my penis was lopped of accidentially by my warp blades. :D
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Post by Crown »

You do realise where this is gonna lead to to don't you?

Are you satisfied with you sex life?

Is your penis not up to scratch?

Would you like a little more girth and size for your pump?

Well now you can!
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Post by Crown »

On a more perverse note, if it can get any more perverse, what would they charge? Would it be by the inch or by some other method? :shock:
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I wonder what the "special edition" model would look like... :shock:
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:shock: i'll leave it at that.
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no, it'll end up with someone having multiple penies. and then passing out when aroused :twisted:
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

These guys must be pretty bored. Perhaps, they'll grow a chocken , and McDonalds willput them in their chicken nuggets, so they don't have to use the es of other animals.
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