More canned ghosts

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-07 07:27pm

And you know this one has to be real, since it's endorsed by the International Association of Past Life Therapists.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-07 07:31pm

If I was a ghost, why would I want to bring good luck to someone who trapped me in a frikin jar?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-07 07:59pm

How do we know these are 100% Good Spirits? What if there was a manufactoring error and somehow one of the jars contained a Bad Spirit? If, after buying a jar, my cat got hit by a car, could I sue for fraud?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-07 08:18pm

Isn't that illegal detainment.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-07 08:59pm

Ah the gullible.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-06-07 09:47pm

I want to hit the people who created that site, it just annoys the crap out of me that shit like that pollutes the net.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-07 09:50pm

Can Amnesty International do something against imprisoning ghosts.

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-06-07 09:51pm

One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT?

~Jason

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-07 09:57pm

Montcalm wrote:Can Amnesty International do something against imprisoning ghosts.

We should lobby to force them to set the ghosts free and pay renumerations. All to the 'Free the Ghosts Fund'. Run by us of course.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-07 10:02pm

Mark S wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Can Amnesty International do something against imprisoning ghosts.
We should lobby to force them to set the ghosts free and pay renumerations. All to the 'Free the Ghosts Fund'. Run by us of course.

I shall help in the fra...friendly contribution to society.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-07 10:03pm

The ghosts will thank you for your wonderful 'volunteer work'.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-07 10:07pm

Of course they willfor a small freeing fee

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-07 10:07pm

Mark S wrote:If I was a ghost, why would I want to bring good luck to someone who trapped me in a frikin jar?

Try not to use logic here, it only hurts the brain.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-07 10:08pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason

I don't see why not, although the ghosts will probably bring about your swift demise just to spite you for it.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-07 10:12pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason
I don't see why not, although the ghosts will probably bring about your swift demise just to spite you for it.

Or a bad case of ethereal diarrhoea.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-07 10:15pm

Nothing shoots through the pipes like preserved ghost that's gone sour.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-07 10:17pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason

Sure...they taste just like chicken...or is that frog?

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-06-07 10:17pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason
I don't see why not, although the ghosts will probably bring about your swift demise just to spite you for it.
Or a bad case of ethereal diarrhoea.

Hmmm or ethereal calcium deposits....*winces*

Cyaround,
Jason

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-07 10:19pm

Why do I get the image of a jar full of that ectoplasmic snot from Ghostbusters.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-07 10:22pm

Mark S wrote:Why do I get the image of a jar full of that ectoplasmic snot from Ghostbusters.

Mmmmmm...Chewy

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-06-07 10:22pm

Mark S wrote:Why do I get the image of a jar full of that ectoplasmic snot from Ghostbusters.

"It's the Scarelli brothers!"
"Friends of yours?"
"Tried 'em for murder! Gave 'em the chair!"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-07 10:23pm

Dalton wrote:
Mark S wrote:Why do I get the image of a jar full of that ectoplasmic snot from Ghostbusters.
"It's the Scarelli brothers!"
"Friends of yours?"
"Tried 'em for murder! Gave 'em the chair!"

Yeah... wonder what they taste like though...

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-07 10:25pm

I was thinking more of the library basement from the first movie.

"Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it."

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-07 10:26pm

Mark S wrote:I was thinking more of the library basement from the first movie.

"Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it."

Mung from an old

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-07 10:28pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Mark S wrote:I was thinking more of the library basement from the first movie.

"Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it."
Mung from an old

I have no idea what that means.