RIP Beetle
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RIP Beetle
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Still better than the new one I reckon, my dad used to have a yellow then a cream one.
Still better than the new one I reckon, my dad used to have a yellow then a cream one.
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BUT THEY'RE KEEP MAKING THE NEW ONE?!
Goddamit is there nothin sacred...
And for the record it's not that I love the old one...it's I despise the new one.
Goddamit is there nothin sacred...
And for the record it's not that I love the old one...it's I despise the new one.
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Let's go to Mexico and buy one!
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I drove one once. The pedals and size 15 boots do not match.Andrew J. wrote:The Beetle is dead! Long live the Beetle!
But seriously, why does everyone hate the New Beetle so much?
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Damn them. I love beetles. The new ones look like they tried to be modern, and they in turn, ruined a great looking car.
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Maybe if you weren't so... tall?Dalton wrote:I drove one once. The pedals and size 15 boots do not match.Andrew J. wrote:The Beetle is dead! Long live the Beetle!
But seriously, why does everyone hate the New Beetle so much?
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I'm picturing someone driving down the street with his head out the sunroof.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Maybe if you weren't so... tall?Dalton wrote:I drove one once. The pedals and size 15 boots do not match.Andrew J. wrote:The Beetle is dead! Long live the Beetle!
But seriously, why does everyone hate the New Beetle so much?
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Oh yeah. Those things make up a quarter of all vehicles on the road in Mexico. And if I remember right there are still Mexican companies making them under license. The Bug just won't die.
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Funnily enough, most Neo-Nazis hate Mexicans. Except for those Neo-Nazis which happen to be Mexican.Sea Skimmer wrote:The Führer would be proudStormbringer wrote:
Oh yeah. Those things make up a quarter of all vehicles on the road in Mexico. And if I remember right there are still Mexican companies making them under license. The Bug just won't die.
But regardless of what those Neo Nazi Nutfucks say, the Mexicans deserve credit for keeping an automobile icon alive! VIVA MEXICO!
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I've always wondered how they fit people into Mini Coopers. Do they have to use a shoehorn?Gandalf wrote:I'm picturing someone driving down the street with his head out the sunroof.
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A crack team of clowns train them.Crayz9000 wrote:I've always wondered how they fit people into Mini Coopers. Do they have to use a shoehorn?Gandalf wrote:I'm picturing someone driving down the street with his head out the sunroof.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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I hate Beetles. Good riddance to those dinky little POS.
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What's wrong with beetles?Vympel wrote:I hate Beetles. Good riddance to those dinky little POS.
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
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Pontiac actually got a bunch of requests for KITT-based modelsSimon H.Johansen wrote:Disney's movies about Herbie The Lovebug pushed sales for the VW Type 1?? I wonder if "Dukes Of Hazzard" did similar things for used Dodge Chargers and whether "Knightrider" also pushed up sales of the Pontiac Firebird.
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Too small, dinky, no class, no panache.Gandalf wrote:
What's wrong with beetles?
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This is why I prefer two-door midsize.Gandalf wrote:I'm picturing someone driving down the street with his head out the sunroof.DPDarkPrimus wrote:Maybe if you weren't so... tall?Dalton wrote:I drove one once. The pedals and size 15 boots do not match.
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True...fits more for the second one then the first...but very true.Vympel wrote:Too small, dinky, no class, no panache.Gandalf wrote:
What's wrong with beetles?
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The Beatle was awesome for it's time, but the fudamental design is 50 years old. The beatle was the first cheap car you could by, that wasn't cheap! Beatles had the better reliability than Cadilac. They were a minimalists commuter corpusles. Anyone remember the VW commercial, (I date myself with this) "Two pennies a mile, two pennies a mile"? (Done in a mock Paul Revere fasion)They were so ugly they were cool. The sheer FUNCTIONALITY was it's strongest point.Cheapness it's strongest selling point. (Cadilac quality, at VW price.)Reliability got it's loyalty.
Now the bad. They were very unsafe, in windy roads. They were very UNcrashworthy. Seatbelt bolt would rip through their holes, seats rip loose, and the crushability factor was intence. The pancake air cooled 4 banger was under powered, and unable to be upgraded to meet modern polution controles. The REAL reason they stoped making them in non third word counties!
They kept making them in counties that they could pass the emmisions standards. Mexico, and Brazil.
Don't even get me started on the micro(death)bus.
Modern cars now last so long, get so much better of every important thing, they only lose to the Beatle in cost. Since you can't sell a car in the civilized world that won't pass the smog check, (brazil and Mexico have tightened their laws in such) no one can legaly buy them new any more. The black market isn't big enough to sustain the needed factories.
Don't diss the Beatle. For it's time, it was something special, that changed the way cars were made. Think of it as WWII tech. It was so good, it lasted so long. But all good things...
Take heart, as there are so many aftermarket OEM parts, new/old stock, (never sold, but 10 years of shelf life experienced) hi perf replacement parts, and counterfit parts, that the Beatle may not be gone for 10/20 more years.
Now the bad. They were very unsafe, in windy roads. They were very UNcrashworthy. Seatbelt bolt would rip through their holes, seats rip loose, and the crushability factor was intence. The pancake air cooled 4 banger was under powered, and unable to be upgraded to meet modern polution controles. The REAL reason they stoped making them in non third word counties!
They kept making them in counties that they could pass the emmisions standards. Mexico, and Brazil.
Don't even get me started on the micro(death)bus.
Modern cars now last so long, get so much better of every important thing, they only lose to the Beatle in cost. Since you can't sell a car in the civilized world that won't pass the smog check, (brazil and Mexico have tightened their laws in such) no one can legaly buy them new any more. The black market isn't big enough to sustain the needed factories.
Don't diss the Beatle. For it's time, it was something special, that changed the way cars were made. Think of it as WWII tech. It was so good, it lasted so long. But all good things...
Take heart, as there are so many aftermarket OEM parts, new/old stock, (never sold, but 10 years of shelf life experienced) hi perf replacement parts, and counterfit parts, that the Beatle may not be gone for 10/20 more years.
Hmmmmmm.
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This reminds me of the Simpson's 27? Short stories about Springfield episodeGandalf wrote:I'm picturing someone driving down the street with his head out the sunroof.DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Maybe if you weren't so... tall?
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i seem to remember the best quality of the beetle being said to be its ability to tackle mountain roads with fewer problems than water cooled cars, this the case or is my memory shit?
also i seem to recall that the beetle still holds the record for best 0-5mph accelleration, if this is the case, then saying it is underpowered doesnt sound right, what am i missing?
also i seem to recall that the beetle still holds the record for best 0-5mph accelleration, if this is the case, then saying it is underpowered doesnt sound right, what am i missing?
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