Which music star would you like to have sex with

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Who would you have sex with

Britney Spears would handle my man meat
8
18%
Shania Twain would play my skin flute
4
9%
Michelle branch would rub my love loaf
6
14%
Jessica simpson would ride my bone coaster
3
7%
mariah carey would eat my sausage train
1
2%
Faith hill would hum on my bag pipes
0
No votes
Christina Aguilera would cram my tube steak
10
23%
Ashanti would sheath my sword
0
No votes
(Star) would (blank) my (blank)
12
27%
 
Total votes: 44

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SAMAS wrote:I would love to introduce Janet to my Jackson.
Just as I thought we ran out of euphemisms for sex.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
SAMAS wrote:I would love to introduce Janet to my Jackson.
Just as I thought we ran out of euphemisms for sex.
Thanks to today's depraved society, there are numerous euphemisms for sex! All you have to do is find another word for "penis", "vagina", and/or "ass" (I'm sure there are hundreds of them out there, literally), and find a verb that would go well with it.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
SAMAS wrote:I would love to introduce Janet to my Jackson.
Just as I thought we ran out of euphemisms for sex.
Thanks to today's depraved society, there are numerous euphemisms for sex! All you have to do is find another word for "penis", "vagina", and/or "ass" (I'm sure there are hundreds of them out there, literally), and find a verb that would go well with it.
When will the madness stop?
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
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