For your reading pleasure... theMcDonnel-Douglas warranty

[beyond hope]

http://web.tusco.net/redalert/aircraft.htm


thought some people would get a kick out of this, I know I did.

[Tsyroc]

You're right it was good for a chuckle.

[EmperorMing]

Been looking for that...Thanx for the find.

[beyond hope]

glad to be of help, one of my friends printed it at work and I had to find the link to send to someone I chat with... figured as long as I had the link, I'd share.

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

Yeah, it was kinda funny, I guess.

[RayCav of ASVS]

Hmmm, looks kinda familiar....

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Seen it, funny, it really needs a classfied option for everything..