[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-08 02:08pm

incantshooran, inceatsnearnran sevooth

*The ground opens up and from the pits of hell comes an army of demons to kill the gnomes*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-08 02:14pm

*begins chanting again after raisng a prismatic sphere*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 02:18pm

NecronLord wrote:"You've missed nothing."

Oh, good.

Rocks, dead gnomes and allied forces, small buildings and spent munitions start flying through the air to hit DGG...

*Hefts R/UR missile launcher over shoulder and incinerates the incoming mass of debris*

Alyrium Denryle wrote:incantshooran, inceatsnearnran sevooth

*The ground opens up and from the pits of hell comes an army of demons to kill the gnomes*

We meet again, Mr. Denryle. And here I thought you were too busy with the STGOD to go and play with your Gnome buddies.

*Alyrium's demonic legions are blasted to friggin' bits by a concentrated R/UR missile strikes*

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-08 02:28pm

*finishes casting and the spell AVATAR has been cast. I ascend into heaven with all my gory, and forcibly take the portfolio of the Gnomish god Garl Glittergold*

BEHOLD ME FOR I AM YOUR GOD! CEASE YOUR HOSTILITIES AT ONCE FOR I THE LORD OF ALL TINKERERS HAVE CAUSED MASSIVE MALFUNCTIONS IN YOUR R/UR WEAPONS AND DEFESES! THEY HAVE STOPPED WORKING, AND ARE BEYOND YOUR CAPCITY TO REPAIR! THESE GNOMES MUST BE STOPPED, IF YOU DO NOT STOP I WILL WIPE YOU ALL OUT OF EXISTENCE, AND CREATE NEW, BETTER GNOMES!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 02:32pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*finishes casting and the sell AVATAR has been cast. I ascend into heaven with all my gory, and forcibly take the portfolio of the Gnomish god Garl Glittergold*

Who?

BEHOLD ME FOR I AM YOUR GOD! CEASE YOUR HOSTILITIES AT ONCE FOR I THE LORD OF ALL TINKERERS HAVE CAUSED MSSIVE MALFUNCTIONS IN YOUR R/UR WEAPONS AND DEFESES! THEY HAVE STOED WORKING, AND AE BEYOND YOU CAPCITY TO REPAIR! THESE GNOMES MUST BE STOPPED, IF YOU DO NOT STOP I WILL WIPE YOU ALL OUT OF EXISTENCE, AND CREATE NEW, BETTER GNOMES!

Uh...What?

This is like, the most confusing thing you've ever said.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-08 02:35pm

You are gnomes, whether you are lawn gnomes or fesh gnomes you are are under the sway of the god that creatdte IDEA of gnomes, Garl Glittergold.

He is the original creator of all gnomes, and f all inventions, what he says goes for al gnomes. And even if you are unaffected, the R/UR fields and weapons you use, are destroyed, and the knowledge of them, wiped from all your mnds.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 02:47pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:You are gnomes, whether you are lawn gnomes or fesh gnomes you are are under the sway of the god that creatdte IDEA of gnomes, Garl Glittergold.

Psssh. We exist in an alternate timeline than the one who you call "Garl Glittergold". Even if he were to be a god (which is obviously not the case!), the effects he has on our timeline are inconsequential. I point you herefor a full look at the history of us Gnomes. This one Mr. Glittergold will not be a part of it, for certain.

He is the original creator of all gnomes, and f all inventions, what he says goes for al gnomes. And even if you are unaffected, the R/UR fields and weapons you use, are destroyed, and the knowledge of them, wiped from all your mnds.

The Dimensional Neutralizer prevents the effects of another area in the time/space continuum (be it in an ethereal plane or not) from effecting our current one unless it is self-induced with Gnomish technology (ie-R/UR fields or missiles, trans-dimensional hyperdrive, ect.). JodoForce goes into detail on it earlier in this thread about said device in fact. That would be IF the one Mr. Glittergold were to have an effect on us, which he does not!

Anyways, cop-outs are dumb.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-08 02:54pm

Well, either way I am now omnpotent and immune to the effects of your weapons

excuse e as I take the portfolio of lord Ao*casts avatar again*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 02:56pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well, either way I am now omnpotent and immune to the effects of your weapons

Okee-dokee.

excuse e as I take the portfolio of lord Ao*casts avatar again*

Umm...yeah...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-08 03:01pm

*handily steals the power of the Greater od of Planes*

Lets get it on!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-08 03:29pm

::::: Appears behind DGG and taps him on the shoulder:::

How's it going???

:::::: DGG turns around::::

DGG: What the hell????

:::::Punches DGG in the face, sending him flying backwards:::::

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-08 03:31pm

*Smites DGN with my god powers*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 04:10pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Appears behind DGG and taps him on the shoulder:::

How's it going???

:::::: DGG turns around::::

DGG: What the hell????

:::::Punches DGG in the face, sending him flying backwards:::::

*rides the punch for a moment, then reverses his footing sending DSider stumbling, finally sweeping his legs under DSider tripping him, before finally smashing his fist into DSider's chest, throwing him tens of hundreds of feet through a distant wall*

It'll take a little more than that to catch me off guard.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Smites DGN with my god powers*

*Alyrium's smiteyness is stopped cold at the front of DGG's R/UR shield*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-08 04:12pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Appears behind DGG and taps him on the shoulder:::

How's it going???

:::::: DGG turns around::::

DGG: What the hell????

:::::Punches DGG in the face, sending him flying backwards:::::
*rides the punch for a moment, then reverses his footing sending DSider stumbling, finally sweeping his legs under DSider tripping him, before finally smashing his fist into DSider's chest, throwing him tens of hundreds of feet through a distant wall*

It'll take a little more than that to catch me off guard.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Smites DGN with my god powers*
*Alyrium's smiteyness is stopped cold at the front of DGG's R/UR shield*

::::: Gets up, runs at DGG and performs a leaping kick that sends him flying several hundred feet:::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 04:14pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Gets up, runs at DGG and performs a leaping kick that sends him flying several hundred feet:::

*DSider jumps too high and leaps staright over DGG's head. He's just that damn short*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-08 04:17pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Gets up, runs at DGG and performs a leaping kick that sends him flying several hundred feet:::
*DSider jumps too high and leaps staright over DGG's head. He's just that damn short*

:::: Lands behind DGG, tuns, kicks him up into the air and, with one final kick, sends him flying::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 04:20pm

Darksider wrote::::: Lands behind DGG, tuns, kicks him up into the air and, with one final kick, sends him flying::::

*is kicked up to high altitudes, and as DSider goes to deliver his finishing blow, DGG rolls through the air and barely dodges his kick, then latches on to his leg and begins gnawing away like a good 'ol grunt should*

*they spiral hundreds of feet to the ground, DSider just unable to shake DGG off. As they land, more Gnomes run to assist DGG in his ankle-biting; DSider is overwhelmed by the massive gnawing*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-08 04:24pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::: Lands behind DGG, tuns, kicks him up into the air and, with one final kick, sends him flying::::
*is kicked up to high altitudes, and as DSider goes to deliver his finishing blow, DGG rolls through the air and barely dodges his kick, then latches on to his leg and begins gnawing away like a good 'ol grunt should*

*they spiral hundreds of feet to the ground, DSider just unable to shake DGG off. As they land, more Gnomes run to assist DGG in his ankle-biting; DSider is overwhelmed by the massive gnawing*

:::::: Sends all the Gnomes flying, matrix style:::

::::: Walks over to DGG ::::

You're too small to hurt me

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 04:33pm

Darksider wrote::::::: Sends all the Gnomes flying, matrix style:::

And, like Agent Smith, they just keep coming back for more. DSider will never be able to hold them off forever*

::::: Walks over to DGG ::::

You're too small to hurt me

You think so huh? Example: *kicks DSider in his FUCKING NUTS*

See?

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-08 04:36pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::::: Sends all the Gnomes flying, matrix style:::
And, like Agent Smith, they just keep coming back for more. DSider will never be able to hold them off forever*

::::: Walks over to DGG ::::

You're too small to hurt me
You think so huh? Example: *kicks DSider in his FUCKING NUTS*

See?

::::: Blocks DGG's kick and punches him, sending him flying into a wall:::

::: Starts Kung-Fu fighting the other Gnomes while DGG flys through a wall and hits another one::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 04:38pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Blocks DGG's kick and punches him, sending him flying into a wall:::

*leaps over DSider's punch, landing on his shoulder with enough force to level buildings*

KEEEERRRR-ACCKKK!

*rolls off*

::: Starts Kung-Fu fighting the other Gnomes while DGG flys through a wall and hits another one::::

*The Gnomes leap onto any appendage they can sink their teeth into, and while DSider desperately tries to remove them, more and more latch on liek parasites eating away at DSider's frail form*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-08 04:45pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Blocks DGG's kick and punches him, sending him flying into a wall:::
*leaps over DSider's punch, landing on his shoulder with enough force to level buildings*

KEEEERRRR-ACCKKK!

*rolls off*

::: Starts Kung-Fu fighting the other Gnomes while DGG flys through a wall and hits another one::::
*The Gnomes leap onto any appendage they can sink their teeth into, and while DSider desperately tries to remove them, more and more latch on liek parasites eating away at DSider's frail form*

:::: Rolls to the side of DGG and becomes amused when he sticks into the ground and cannot free himself:::

::::: Punches a leaping Gnome, crushing it's skull inwards and killing it:::

That's it you've pissed me off

::::: Flys into super uber rage mode and starts killing all the Gnomes with punches and kicks:::

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-06-08 04:54pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Appears behind DGG and taps him on the shoulder:::

How's it going???

:::::: DGG turns around::::

DGG: What the hell????

:::::Punches DGG in the face, sending him flying backwards:::::
*rides the punch for a moment, then reverses his footing sending DSider stumbling, finally sweeping his legs under DSider tripping him, before finally smashing his fist into DSider's chest, throwing him tens of hundreds of feet through a distant wall*

It'll take a little more than that to catch me off guard.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Smites DGN with my god powers*
*Alyrium's smiteyness is stopped cold at the front of DGG's R/UR shield*

After a small delay, Alyrium's omnipotence overcomes the field, and smites the gnome.

FOOL, I TRANSCEND YOUR PATHETIC MORTAL DEFENSES NOW!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 04:58pm

Darksider wrote::::: Rolls to the side of DGG and becomes amused when he sticks into the ground and cannot free himself:::

What are you kidding?

*pops foot out of the ground, and rushes DSider in a flurry of attacks, forcing him back*

::::: Punches a leaping Gnome, crushing it's skull inwards and killing it:::

That's it you've pissed me off

::::: Flys into super uber rage mode and starts killing all the Gnomes with punches and kicks:::

*the Gnomes follow suit, powering up in a rage, getting up automatonously after getting hit and marching back into battle, throwing building-leveling punches and kicks that send DSider reeling in agony*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-06-08 05:01pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:After a small delay, Alyrium's omnipotence overcomes the field, and smites the gnome.

*chuckles as his almighty "omnipotence" only passes through the first stage of the shield, and his repelled after that*

Come on ya pansy, c'mere and fight me like a man.

FOOL, I TRANSCEND YOUR PATHETIC MORTAL DEFENSES NOW!

Meh. DSider can, why can't you? Maybe its got a built in anti-omnipotence thing. I dunno.