Funny Things You Hear by Accident

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Funny Things You Hear by Accident

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Ever been changing the channel, and you hear somebody saying something, you change the channel and hear somebody saying something that would sound funny if they were said together.

Example, just now I heard this:

(History Channel): On November 6th, Hitler Unveiled his new
(Other): Ten year warrenty on all vehicles, instead of three.

Wouldn't it be funny if Hitler had tank insurance? :lol:
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I know Ive heard something funny when switching channels. I just cant remember what. I remember once shooting a sucker dart at the tv as my friend was changing channels. The dart hit the tv at the same time he changed the channel to Soul Train and it hit some gyrating guy in the crotch.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote: (History Channel): On November 6th, Hitler Unveiled his new
(Other): Ten year warrenty on all vehicles, instead of three.

Wouldn't it be funny if Hitler had tank insurance? :lol:
Moscow, 1943.

"Sir, we've just received this summons from Hitler, Himmler and Goering -Reich Insurance Ltd."

"Summons, what for?"

"They are claiming that negligent shell and rocket firing, as well as careless use of airplane deployed ordnance on our part led to the destruction of nearly 3000 of their tanks. And their insurance company is sueing us for the money to cover it..."

"Well, screw them. And YOU - for bringing me bad news." *bang*
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weemadando wrote:Moscow, 1943.

"Sir, we've just received this summons from Hitler, Himmler and Goering -Reich Insurance Ltd."

"Summons, what for?"

"They are claiming that negligent shell and rocket firing, as well as careless use of airplane deployed ordnance on our part led to the destruction of nearly 3000 of their tanks. And their insurance company is sueing us for the money to cover it..."

"Well, screw them. And YOU - for bringing me bad news." *bang*
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Ah, so thats why Guderian did not advocate a winter campaign not the cold which preventing bodily movement but the insurance coverage.
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Sometimes, you can hear funny stuff on TV without randomly changing the channel. Like those commercials for a mdeication for I think it's arthritis, where they spend three quarters of it listing the side effects, and in one part, it says "The medication may lead to infections, some fatal..."

Talk about cures worse than the disease.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Ever been changing the channel, and you hear ...
Changing the channel is so twentieth century.

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Captain Lennox wrote:Ah, so thats why Guderian did not advocate a winter campaign not the cold which preventing bodily movement but the insurance coverage.
That man has a really nifty name. "Guderian.."
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