Wierd stuff with Credit Cards

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-06-06 04:26am

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

Real funny trust me

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-06 04:32am

Wow. That's pretty funny.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-06-06 04:52am

LOL, that's pretty damn funny.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-06-06 04:54am

sound fun, I like some of the other stuff too, just search around the site, funny.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-06 05:01am

It's funny 'oz it's true - I know someone who signed Mickey Mouse while using his girlfriend's credit card.

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-06-06 05:08am

Heh...pretty amusing.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-06-09 04:57am

me and some of my co-workers would ask to see some ID if we got one that wasnt signed, but if it was signed we said to hell with it.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-09 05:33am

What really annoys me is people that put See ID on their cards, yet get pissed when I ask them for it. Bastards.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-09 06:05am

This is why fingerprints or other biometrics should be used now, signatures are just ridiculous now.

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-06-09 06:47am

From the same website: http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/

I literally laughed to tears, LOL!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-09 06:58am

Lord of the Farce wrote:From the same website: http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/

I literally laughed to tears, LOL!

ROFLMAO!

I always thought soap bars today looked good enough to eat.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-09 09:24am

The CC one is funny but true.

The soap is screwy as all...eating soap....then again they look like the coime in flavors.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-09 09:35am

That’s funny as shit and unfortunately very true. No one checks and a lot of people lose a lot of money to stolen cards as a result.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-06-09 02:39pm

Other than bank tellers, no one even bothers to check my signature. Whenever I withdraw money or cash a cheque they always take a close look at the signatures to see if they match with the one on my client card, and on a couple occasions they even went back to compare them with the signatures they had on file. Everywhere else I just vaguely scribble some stuff that kinda looks like my name.

Stampede · Post by **Stampede** » 2003-06-09 02:58pm

i took a card a few days ago that had the guys picture and signature on the front and the signature on the back too. that was interesting.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-09 03:33pm

*bookmarks zug.com*

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-06-09 08:30pm

neoolong wrote:What really annoys me is people that put See ID on their cards, yet get pissed when I ask them for it. Bastards.

I never understood that one, but the worst is the people who dont sign, then when I advise them to sign it they get pissy.

MORON ALERT! Not everyone who sees a blank card will ask for ID. And if you ever lose it, someone will sign your name in their handwriting on the card and Id have no reason to suspect its fraudulent!

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-06-09 08:35pm

That is great. i have to try that sometime. I always put SEE ID on the sig line of my card

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-06-09 11:35pm

I have noticed that. I just scribble when I use the card. Hell, at the gas station pumps you just swipe your card.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-09 11:40pm

I wonder what happens if you have See ID on your card, and when you sign for something you write doesn See ID.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-06-10 12:22am

As she was walking away, she muttered, "I don't give a shit if you die."

I just stood there, staring quizzically at the other two women, who were probably more shocked than I was. "Hmm," I finally said. "So Bread and Circus doesn't give a shit if I die. That will make an excellent introduction to my article."

The two remaining associates snapped into action. If you want to get killer customer service, just get an employee to tell you she doesn't give a shit if you die, because these two women were ready to do anything. "Sir," said the black woman, "just because it's all-natural doesn't mean it's edible. Strychnine is all-natural. We just can't be held responsible if you choose to eat any of these products."

"That was a very professional way of explaining it," I said, "much better than saying you don't give a shit if I die."

Now THIS is priceless.

EDIT: In fact, the whole article on http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/index5.html is priceless. LOL

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-06-10 02:21am

OMFG, that site is definitely going on my bookmarks.

http://www.zug.com/pranks/outgoing/italian.html