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Best Portmon Role

Matilda (Leon)
22
67%
Scuicidal Girl (Heat)
0
No votes
Stalker victim (Beutiful Girls)
1
3%
The President's Daughter, who winds up ruling North America (Mars Attacks)
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No votes
The Young Queen (TPM)
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6%
Pregnant Teen (Where the Heart is)
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6%
Serious daugther to flighty mom (Places in the Heart)
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No votes
Catsuit/Bellybutton Girl (ATOC)
6
18%
 
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Well since it's her birthday....

Leon/The Professional
HEAT
Beutiful Girls
Mars attacks
TPM
Where the Heart is
Places in the heart
ATOC

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I say AOTC, she slowly wears less and less as the film goes on, by my calcs, she'll be naked in the next flick.
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Gandalf wrote:I say AOTC, she slowly wears less and less as the film goes on, by my calcs, she'll be naked in the next flick.
No, she'll be very pregnant.

I vote Leon.
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Do remember she's also agreed to do the Sequel to "Leon" after she's done with "Starwars".....

hmm, Nat as a "Bad Girl" in a Luc Besson film....

does this mean a sex scene with Mila J. ?
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Let's hope :twisted:
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i'm waiting for her to go through her "time to show the world i'm not an innocent girl, i'm getting naked in playboy!" phase
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Beautiful Girls. She stole the movie in her scenes.
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Léon by far. AotC was just her being a sex object and Episode I was her being an elaborate set-piece. Mars Attacks is hardly memorable, I forgot she was in it and I only remember her brief role in Heat as I haven't seen the other films I can't comment.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Do remember she's also agreed to do the Sequel to "Leon" after she's done with "Starwars".....

hmm, Nat as a "Bad Girl" in a Luc Besson film....

does this mean a sex scene with Mila J. ?

Are Luc Besson and Mila J. actually getting along? I was under the impression that they were divorced. That doesn't mean they can't work together but it usually makes it difficult.

I thought The Professional, the version of Leon I saw, was the best film and probably NP's best role. Heat was a good movie but they probably could have cut out her part and actually improved the movie by making it shorter and sticking with the other characters.

Other than the two SW films I can't say that I've seen anything other than Mars Attacks and I always forget that she was in that movie until someone mentions it here.

Is Where the Heart is the movie where she plays that pregnant girl living in a Wallmart?
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Leon easily. But I'm just waiting for someone to put out the call for pictures.
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Tsyroc wrote:Is Where the Heart is the movie where she plays that pregnant girl living in a Wallmart?
Yeah, pretty crappy movie, only made watchable by her and Ashley Judd.
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Ted wrote: Yeah, pretty crappy movie, only made watchable by her and Ashley Judd.
I thought she had been in a movie with Ashley Judd. That should be a good association since Ashley Judd rarely has any problem with getting naked in movie. Maybe some of that will rub off on NP. :D
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Whatever her latest one is. The older she looks the better.
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Tsyroc wrote:
Ted wrote: Yeah, pretty crappy movie, only made watchable by her and Ashley Judd.
I thought she had been in a movie with Ashley Judd. That should be a good association since Ashley Judd rarely has any problem with getting naked in movie. Maybe some of that will rub off on NP. :D
Hopefully, plus she has been nude before, on an island. Filmed too, wouldn't be that difficult to get her to strip on screen.
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My vote is for her role in Leon. Easily her best work.
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Leon, though much of it was due to other people.

Of course, that's only until she puts out a film where she gets a lesbian scene.
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The Professional was her best movie.
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Leon, the girl acted her heart out and it showed.

Enough of this what did she look best in shite. This a thread asking when she ACTED best. I really wish some of you guys would leave it in your jockies because it's like talking with a bunch of kids.
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The professional! .... go GolGo 13!
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Do remember she's also agreed to do the Sequel to "Leon" after she's done with "Starwars".....
Can I get a source for this? These rumors crop up every few months, but nothing real has ever come of them that I've heard.
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neoolong wrote:Of course, that's only until she puts out a film where she gets a lesbian scene.
Don't count of it. Natalie Portman is known for her reluctance to do sex-scenes of any kind.
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