Go figure..

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-10 01:51pm

Zaia wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:That's an interesting way of reading that sentence.
That's how I read it too, actually.

And XaLEv, I knew you were bi. Did you know that I'm about 92% straight?

So you're only 8% lesbian? That's good to know, I think.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-10 01:59pm

XaLEv wrote:Look! A fun new game!

"At least I've got both my arms you git."

Its Poke Fun At The Dark Lord! Next we'll see how he was such a snivelling little brat when he was 10 years old! Wee! And what a punk ass sob when he was 18! What a failure!

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2003-06-10 02:37pm

If Vader was REALY burned bad, maybe he no longer HAS a weinie.
Many severe burn victims lose fingers, toes, ears, noses.

Talk about your overcompensation.

I have no penis, but my force is stronger than your force!
(And my lightsaber is bigger too!)

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-10 02:50pm

yeah but he could have a fully functional robo dick. think of the adaptors..!!!

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-06-10 02:59pm

Its so refreshing to know that 1/3 of our board are very happy induviduals!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-10 03:14pm

I should have stayed out of this thread.

You people are messed up.

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-06-10 05:28pm

Well, who's next...?

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-06-10 05:36pm

*comes out of closet*

Phwoar, its bloody dusty in there.
What the...?

*goes back into closet*
*closes doors*

Now then, Chewie...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-10 05:42pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I should have stayed out of this thread.

You people are messed up.

Wow. What a suprise.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-10 07:29pm

Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:If Vader was REALY burned bad, maybe he no longer HAS a weinie.
Many severe burn victims lose fingers, toes, ears, noses.

Talk about your overcompensation.

I have no penis, but my force is stronger than your force!
(And my lightsaber is bigger too!)

Have you ever seen the codpiece on his costume? That massive slot has got to be for more than just to let a catheter out!

You can see what I'm talking about, I'm sure.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-10 07:31pm

kojikun wrote:yeah but he could have a fully functional robo dick. think of the adaptors..!!!

Just like Iggy!!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-10 07:36pm

Zaia wrote:
kojikun wrote:yeah but he could have a fully functional robo dick. think of the adaptors..!!!
Just like Iggy!!

LOL!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-10 08:40pm

Zaia wrote:Just like Iggy!!

.. I will have to inspect his pants myself.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-11 09:32am

Am I the only person here who have the feeling that this thread is going the same way as "Trinity vs. Mary Poppins" thread?

Ice · Post by **Ice** » 2003-06-11 02:27pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I the only person here who have the feeling that this thread is going the same way as "Trinity vs. Mary Poppins" thread?

Except this time, instead of focusing on two females, it'll be Vader and his codpiece.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-11 02:36pm

A chick in High School admitted to having sexual fantasies about Darth Vader. And this was when Hayden Christensen was probably a toddler, so no excuses there.

"If you only knew the POWER of the dark side!" *cues porno guitar version of The Imperial March*

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-11 02:45pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:Am I the only person here who have the feeling that this thread is going the same way as "Trinity vs. Mary Poppins" thread?

Maybe we should let GALE Force have this one.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-06-12 06:19pm

Vader is not a sex icon X_X;;;

tho, i knew this one gay guy who used that one pic of vader pointing as his avatar, and now whenever i see that image its like vaders choosing me to be buggered next. x.X;

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-13 11:50am

Frank Hipper wrote:A chick in High School admitted to having sexual fantasies about Darth Vader. And this was when Hayden Christensen was probably a toddler, so no excuses there.

"If you only knew the POWER of the dark side!" *cues porno guitar version of The Imperial March*

Hey, this actually makes it more believable that Ysanne Isard was so infatuated with Emperor Palpatine. Then again, it's possible that she also was a necrophiliac.