Two Minutes to Lunchtime

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-06-10 05:22pm

This is a parody of a Maiden song that this guy over at the Maiden BB made. See here...

Edward T. Great wrote: Two Minutes to Lunchtime
(Smith/Dickinson; lyrics adapted by Carver)

Grill for fame, or whisk to maim;
Don't give me no reasons.
Shot of Famous Grouse is on the house,
And never out of season.
Blackened side of pork's inside
this belly of lazy skiving.
Here's my token for a free ice-cream
Or maybe for a pizza....

Pre-Chorus:
The canteen's queue or McDonald's view:
The sausage, the bacon, the egg...
Go to lunch again, milk is breakfast's stain,
Don't you pay for my lunch anymore...

Chorus:
Two Minutes to Lunchtime
The hands that beckon food
Two Minutes to Lunchtime
To have a picnic in the woods...

The fat men shout Let the Big Macs out
We'll show the vegetarians...
The glass of wine, well that tastes fine,
With a lunchtime canteen feast... YEAH!
As the reasons for my paycut
cut their meat and lick the gravy;
I have to eat a crappy rusk
intended for a baby...

Repeat pre-chorus
Repeat chorus

The ketchup spills and slimming pills
of fat men on the slim;
Heart disease - I want that, please!!!!
because I'm a little dim...
As the chairman has his steak
and makes us all eat Pedigree Chum;
We get a tin of curry
and shove it up his bum...

Repeat pre-chorus
Repeat chorus

Lunchtime.... all day!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-10 05:23pm

The original Maiden song appeared in GTA: Vice City.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-06-10 05:25pm

Sweet.

2 Minutes to Midnight is probably one of their most easily identifiable songs, anyway.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-06-10 06:07pm

Durran Korr wrote:The original Maiden song appeared in GTA: Vice City.

The one on Ps2 or computer ?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-10 06:27pm

aphexmonster wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:The original Maiden song appeared in GTA: Vice City.

The one on Ps2 or computer ?

PS2, maybe on computer as well.