Happy Birthday, Natalie Portman!

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Happy Birthday, Natalie Portman!

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Our beloved Queen Amidala is 22 today.

Happy birthday, beautiful!
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How disturbing.
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Howedar wrote:How disturbing.
what? that she is 22 or the bug-eyed-earl post it?
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Howedar wrote:How disturbing.
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damn, good point irishmick79
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She also graduated from Harvard, and is going to start on her Postgraduate degree.
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Smart and sexy. She deserves me as a bithday gift. :twisted:
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Shit, even she's older than me. By 3 months.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Natalie Portman!

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Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:Our beloved Queen Amidala is 22 today.
She's a few months older than me then, so she's of the lovely year 1981 too.
I had her pegged at maybe late seventies.
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I hereby proclaim today an sd.net public holiday.

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Woohoo!! Happy Birthday, Natalie!! Too bad she lives so far away from me. But she's probably too old for me anyway.
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My cousin and her boyfriend are starting their postgraduate work at Harvard, and they saw her walking by them the other day. Lucky bastards.
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Happy B-day Nat.

Now get to work on "The Professional II" and show us just how bad you can be....

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Howedar wrote:How disturbing.
No, disturbing is the countdown until the Olsen Twins are legal (for which, God help us, there's an actual website).

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Hehe, did you see that thing on the Robert Smigel cartoon segment of that one SNL, where in Saddam's imagination, the virgins he'll get in the afterlife all have the faces of the Olsen twins? Ah, that was fucking classic.

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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Happy B-day Nat.

Now get to work on "The Professional II" and show us just how bad you can be....

Note to Luc Besson put sex scenes into "The Professional II"
Have you ever seen the director's cut of "The Professional" (a.k.a. "Leon" for those outside the US)? There's a couple of uncomfortable scenes in that one.

(I also felt that way after seeing Fairuza Balk in both Return to Oz and the beginning of American History X. :( )

I don't know about Nat though. She's smart and she's hot, which scares me. Not for the usual "Oh no, she'll see through my bullshit and she can do better" loser reasons. Someone told me about the "smart, hot, sane: pick two" formula and so far it's been true for every woman I can think of.* If it holds true, Natalie's crazier than a sack of rabid snakes.

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The clarification is that when sane is lacking, I don't just mean "the usual schizo woman stuff" as John Cusack put it in High Fidelity, I mean full-out "This is going to be a great date because the animal entrails told me so" wackiness. "That's just a silly example, right?" you ask. I wish to God it was.

The corollary is that a smart, sane woman doesn't have to look like a supermodel to be damn fine, because she can present herself in a pleasant and self-confident way.

Oh yeah, happy b-day Natalie! Rowwrrr!
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So, according to your theory, she's smart, hot, but probably nuts?

Perfect
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No wonder she's playing the wife of Darth Vader :lol:
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That makes Ms. Portman roughly the same age as my brother.
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Solauren wrote:So, according to your theory, she's smart, hot, but probably nuts?

Perfect
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Better yet, it means we all still have a chance. Whoo Hooo!! :D
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theheap wrote:
Howedar wrote:How disturbing.
what? that she is 22 or the bug-eyed-earl post it?
The post, obviously.
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Tsyroc wrote:
Solauren wrote:So, according to your theory, she's smart, hot, but probably nuts?

Perfect
:twisted:

Better yet, it means we all still have a chance. Whoo Hooo!! :D
You think you've got a shot?????

::::: Doubles over laughing:::

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


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Darksider wrote:You think you've got a shot?????

::::: Doubles over laughing:::

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:Our beloved Queen Amidala is 22 today.
She's a few months older than me then, so she's of the lovely year 1981 too.
I had her pegged at maybe late seventies.
I seriously hope you are joking.
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Darksider wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:
Solauren wrote:So, according to your theory, she's smart, hot, but probably nuts?

Perfect
:twisted:
Better yet, it means we all still have a chance. Whoo Hooo!! :D
You think you've got a shot?????

::::: Doubles over laughing:::

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jesus, Tsyroc, I hope you're a hot dude/gal, 'cause you just sailed past smart and sane. :lol:

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Re: Happy Birthday, Natalie Portman!

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YT300000 wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:Our beloved Queen Amidala is 22 today.
She's a few months older than me then, so she's of the lovely year 1981 too.
I had her pegged at maybe late seventies.
I seriously hope you are joking.
He might have been insisting that he thought she was born in the late 1970's, not that she was in her 70's. Athough that would mean she would look good for her age.
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