More canned ghosts

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-07 10:34pm

Dammit...apparently the slang of the meaning doesn't come up.

But Mung is that glorious combo you gt from cars when they drain the oil and residue extra from the engine(all I can find is the computer meaning or the bean itself...curse it all)

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-06-08 02:59am

Canned ghosts?

WTF???

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-06-08 08:16am

Does this mean they have a real working ecto-containment unit?

I think a real-life walter peck should go to their headquarters and shut down the grid. Then Gozer will come and my plan will come to fruition!

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-06-08 08:22am

Seriously ... they haven't gotten any money off this have they ?

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-08 10:10am

Soontir C'boath wrote:One thing,....can we eat them like Link did in OOT? ~Jason

Mmm creamy. Nothing goes down like ghost.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-06-08 10:12am

Mark S wrote:If I was a ghost, why would I want to bring good luck to someone who trapped me in a frikin jar?

Because they might free you?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-08 11:35am

*vomits*

READ THESE TESTIMONIALS OF OTHERS WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED THIS WONDERFUL PHENOMENON.

I lived alone for most of my life. My spirit guide led me to a cafe I'd never been in before. I met my wonderful husband that very day. Together we are very happy and a child is on the way.

Mauricette V.

That poor man, that poor child.

When my wife's parents died, we inherited their beautiful old home along with the house payments and shortly after moved into it! Not too long after that, I was laid off from my job. House payments along with other monthly expenses became very difficult. We were afraid we would lose everyything. We decided we'd have to sell some of our belongings. We looked to our spirit guide for guidance. She led us to a spot in the attic we didn't even know we had. There we found very old antiques and jewelry. The sale of those items has paid our mortgage and will continue to pay our mortgage for the next four and a half years.

Louie M.

Well, Louie here displays his intellect by continuing to pay on a mortgage that's been paid off. Well, displays it more than simply buying a canned ghost, that is....

My father died before we had the chance to resolve our differences. I never forgave myself for that. I have since contaacted him through my ghost and my father and I are finally at peace.

Benjamin M.

Why is it that these supposed contacts from the afterlife never have anything bad to say? Like, "I hated you when I was alive, and even more now that I'm dead, if you had loved me you would have resolved our differences before I kicked the bucket. And you were adopted!"

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-08 11:51am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Why is it that these supposed contacts from the afterlife never have anything bad to say? Like, "I hated you when I was alive, and even more now that I'm dead, if you had loved me you would have resolved our differences before I kicked the bucket. And you were adopted!"

Oh they do...but these people are too dumb to hear that and thus the spirits getting lonely just simply tell them good things, so one day their trap will be sprung and thus won't be lonlier for much longer.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-08 04:25pm

This is the kind of stuff that common sense is supposed to protect you from. Oh well.

I have a product idea: Bullshit in a Can. A vibrant mixture of Feng Shui, etheral spirits, and over 250 different new-age cures mixed into one can!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-06-09 03:45am

When my wife's parents died, we inherited their beautiful old home along with the house payments and shortly after moved into it! Not too long after that, I was laid off from my job. House payments along with other monthly expenses became very difficult. We were afraid we would lose everyything. We decided we'd have to sell some of our belongings. We looked to our spirit guide for guidance. She led us to a spot in the attic we didn't even know we had. There we found very old antiques and jewelry. The sale of those items has paid our mortgage and will continue to pay our mortgage for the next four and a half years.

Hmm, looks like Mum and Dad are evil spirits, doesn't it?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-06-09 10:02pm

Canned ghosts?

How about a can of WHOOP ASS?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-06-10 11:00pm

Rather than start a new thread, I will simply revive this one.

The fraud continues!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-11 12:19am

And cheaper too.

I wonder does a cheaper spirit just bother you less or just doesn't do anything

?

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-06-11 03:58am

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-06-11 11:40am

aphexmonster wrote:

oh god

it burn my eyes kill it, kill it now!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-06-11 11:50am

I'm not sure if I want to buy one of these canned ghosts until I get more information. Namely, do canned ghosts taste better than canned ham (because the latter tastes awful)?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-11 12:00pm

Zoink wrote:I'm not sure if I want to buy one of these canned ghosts until I get more information. Namely, do canned ghosts taste better than canned ham (because the latter tastes awful)?

Nah, proably closer to Scrapple.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-11 12:32pm

Maybe I should buy up all the canned ghosts I can get my hands on and create and unholy army of the unrestful dead.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-06-11 03:20pm

Durran Korr wrote:Rather than start a new thread, I will simply revive this one.

The fraud continues!

Haunted or not, that's some pretty nifty stuff. With that candlestick, I could worship Dagon in fine style!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-12 10:41am

Durran Korr wrote:Rather than start a new thread, I will simply revive this one.

The fraud continues!

At least it's cheap this time. The current bid's only $41, and that'd probably cheaper than the cabinet the jar of something that isn't a spirit comes in. Perhaps nobody's buying the story this time around.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-12 11:08am

Still people selling an empty can of air for anything more then the tin it's made of.

I guess I'll put some swamp gas in a jar, and call it Voodoo Gas.