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[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
On a tangent, does Chick have that really creepy John Waters moustache that his hero character always has? If so, that's fucking creepy. If not, it's fucking creepy that he always gives that guy that moustache anyways.
And you may ask yourself, 'Where does that highway go to?'
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Mike Wong, describing the Book of Ruth wrote:
Message of this book (for women): "Learn to be subservient."
Message of this book (for men): "Good women are subservient."
(Insert reference to "[insert noun] of Gor")
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"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
Hilarious, especially the numerous references to the South.
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
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Darth Wong wrote:I'm currently working on a new page for my Creationism site (yes, Hell has frozen over and I'm actually updating that site), which is intended to serve as a brief primer in theology for those who have never studied the Bible.
JodoForce wrote:What is this thing about the south?
South lost the American Civil War, but some people predicts that the South will rise again and win "The Civil War MK 2" or something dumb like that...
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img] "Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
Well, Canada's pretty much saturated with US culture. It's pretty much unavoidable for a Canadain to know more about US history than most Americans do...
"Stop! No one can survive these deadly rays!"
"These deadly rays will be your death!"
- Thor and Akton, Starcrash
"Before man reaches the moon your mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to England, to India or to Australia by guided missiles.... We stand on the threshold of rocket mail."
- Arthur Summerfield, US Postmaster General 1953 - 1961
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That's only select bible stories. Now, if the whole bible, INCLUDING CHRONICLES, was to be made into a comic, that'd be something which could rival "Akira" in sheer length.
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"
"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
Darth Wong wrote:I suppose I should point out that it's not really supposed to make strong arguments against the Bible (that's for the rest of the site), but rather, to simply summarize it.
How do you explain away the Ressurection? I'm not trying to say that in a "Well, If what you say is true, what about this!?" context, I am genuinly curious.
Darth Wong wrote:I suppose I should point out that it's not really supposed to make strong arguments against the Bible (that's for the rest of the site), but rather, to simply summarize it.
How do you explain away the Ressurection? I'm not trying to say that in a "Well, If what you say is true, what about this!?" context, I am genuinly curious.
Why do I need to "explain away" the Resurrection? Are you suggesting that there's some tangible evidence for it besides the testimony of his own followers?
For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron.
But now, you shall witnesss ... its dismemberment! "This is what happens when you use trivia napkins for research material"- Sea Skimmer on "Pearl Harbour".
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AdmiralKanos wrote:
Why do I need to "explain away" the Resurrection? Are you suggesting that there's some tangible evidence for it besides the testimony of his own followers?
The testimony of his own followers's who never actually saw it, which is even better. Not to mention they can't get their stories straight at all.
Darth Wong wrote:I'm currently working on a new page for my Creationism site (yes, Hell has frozen over and I'm actually updating that site), which is intended to serve as a brief primer in theology for those who have never studied the Bible.
It's good. Btw, Mike, did you read my paper on the Religious Right? If you decide to incorporate any part of it into your site, feel free to do so (as long as you credit me for the research).
From what I remember from school, the Book of Job never really happened (if we assume that the Bible is a literal account). It was more of a side-note included expressly for the purpose of teaching a lesson.
Damien Sorresso
"Ever see what them computa bitchez do to numbas? It ain't natural. Numbas ain't supposed to be code, they supposed to quantify shit."
- The Onion
Durandal wrote:From what I remember from school, the Book of Job never really happened (if we assume that the Bible is a literal account).
Can we just say that for the vast majority of the books?
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-revprez, with yet another brilliant rebuttal.
Pretty cool. Y'know, I've had people actually try to convince me that the bible is perfectly accurate based solely on the fact that it has long boring lists.
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