Porn on SD, BotM

Smurf v2.0 · Post by **Smurf v2.0** » 2003-06-11 05:12pm

The monkeys will never take us alive.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-06-11 05:13pm

Smurf v2.0 wrote:The monkeys will never take us alive.

You were the monkey lord though.

Smurf v2.0 · Post by **Smurf v2.0** » 2003-06-11 05:15pm

Ted wrote:
Smurf v2.0 wrote:The monkeys will never take us alive.
You were the monkey lord though.

Lies I tell you! LIES!

Of course, they might take us dead, in which case we'll all be undead zombie monkeys.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-06-11 05:18pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I'll never join, never, NEVER! Not until I get my own usergroup. SEGNOR will have a usergroup someday, you'll see.

SEGNOR and the Gnomish revoloution will be destroyed, as soon as PinkIce heals i'll take you all on!!!!!!!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-06-11 05:20pm

RedImperator wrote:I think it's time I broke down and applied for membership. I was unaware of all this nudity and debauchery.

[monkeybob]There is no Nudity, the nudity is surrounded and being destroyed right now by good wholesome activities, such as cooking and baseball.[/monkeybob]

Smurf v2.0 · Post by **Smurf v2.0** » 2003-06-11 05:22pm

Only in the BotM an you see Mary Poppins in all her meaty goodness................ or so I hear.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-11 05:26pm

Smurf v2.0 wrote:Only in the BotM an you see Mary Poppins in all her meaty goodness................ or so I hear.

Lies. All lies. There is nothing but wholesomeness in there. And that thing about Mary Poppins vs. Trinity, that was about, er....The merits of the wholesome image of Mary Poppins against the evil leather wearing ways of Trinity. Yeah, that's it.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-11 05:27pm

Smurf v2.0 wrote:Only in the BotM an you see Mary Poppins in all her meaty goodness................ or so I hear.

That was a turkey leg

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Now we must go back to discussing food products and such.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-06-11 05:46pm

The nudity is deleting itself against the entrance to the private forums. Even now, our great head monkey Verilion, praise Allah, is destroying the heathen nudity.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-11 06:05pm

Robert Treder wrote:The Brotherhood of the Monkey is an organization established to help its members more easily trade family recipies, so it's not like an age limit is required.

But yeah, there are several less-than-eighteen-year-olds in there. I remember a long time back ver had a thread polling all our ages, but I don't recall if anything was done about it. I think that now no new under-eighteens will be allowed in, but obviously the others are grandfathered in. Hemlock Grey has been in the BotM since before that, hence why he's still in. I don't know about the legality of it, but that's the way it seems to be.

If true, then the whole idea is pointless and age might as well be totally ignored.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-11 06:07pm

Am I reading this right? Before he was 18 Ted was giddily checking out the nudy picks in BOTM and now that he's 18 he wants to lock it from the rest of them?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-06-11 06:37pm

Porn, in the BOTM? What nonsense is this? Everyone knows that the BOTM is the resident simian rights group. Why else would it be called the Brotherhood of the Monkey?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-11 06:48pm

Wow, that's funny, I brought up this very issue a few months ago...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-06-11 07:25pm

Mark S wrote:Am I reading this right? Before he was 18 Ted was giddily checking out the nudy picks in BOTM and now that he's 18 he wants to lock it from the rest of them?

Not really, see back then, there was no big announcement.

As well, it would be interesting to see the effect on post counts of those less than 18 years old if they were kicked out of the BotM. The rise would be so slow.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-11 07:34pm

You know, Ted. According to the list, you don't even belong to the Brotherhood. How come you're so concerned about the nude thread there? It has been cleaned, btw, and has no explicit porn.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-11 08:25pm

I am applying for future membership. Please make me a BotM member at Midnight CST on July 25th, this year.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-06-11 10:20pm

There is no porn in the Brotherhood. In fact, no monkeys have ever seen porn, Allah be praised. It is so devoid of porn, the porn content is represented by a negative number. Lies!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-06-11 10:27pm

Robert Treder wrote:
There is no porn in the Brotherhood. In fact, no monkeys have ever seen porn, Allah be praised. It is so devoid of porn, the porn content is represented by a negative number. Lies!

All Hail ALLAH

Porn is of the western devils

Quietly hands Treder a location where to drop off more porn

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-06-11 10:29pm

What the hell is BoTM ?

... i want porn.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-11 10:52pm

You don't need to see any porn. This isn't the thread you're looking for. Move along.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-06-11 11:47pm

Jeez. Does secrecy mean nothing to you people?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-12 12:52am

strangely enough, I havent visited monkey forum in a while.

maybe I gave it up for lent.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-06-12 01:58am

monkey forum... is that like bamf.com? what the crap ?

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-06-12 02:16am

The Brotherhood of the Monkey is not a place of porn or lunacy, but a grassroot organization started by some of us rabidly enviromentalist people on this board who decided to champaign for equal rights between monkeys and men, especially lab monkeys. We also promote victorian manners and the abolishment of pornographic institutes such as playboy that corrupt poor girls and boys into doing sin for money. We are also moving to become the head of religous zelor within SD.net....

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-06-12 03:40am

There is nothing naughty going on in the BOTM. Trust me would this face lie???? I mean sure we had the block party for IG-88E but it was holsome and pure something you copuld take your mother to. No worse than spring break in Cancun or New Orleans at Mardi Gras