Threesomes

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Post by Ted »

Has anyone here actually had a threesome?

Wether you and two girls, two guys, or a guy and a girl.

My birthday present from my girlfriend was one such. Now looking through my yearbook, I find out that the other girl is also Greek, like my GF.
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i havent, but i sure would love to.

actually, no, three is not enough. XP
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Couple times. And a fivesome once.
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To paraphrase someone's sig

"I have threesomes all the time, just two people never show up."
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Nah... as wanda sykes(sp) said. "why would you want to have sex with two girls... its hard enough pleasing one. Why would you want 2 angry girls with you in the same bed"
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oh and i accidently hit yes instead of no so that should show as 2 yes four no right now
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I have used both hands at the same time, so yes.
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Yeah i've been involved in group sex before. I didn't like it. Sex for the sake of sex isn't fufilling. I was involved with a married couple for a few weeks and it ended up getting awkward.
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Straha wrote:To paraphrase someone's sig

"I have threesomes all the time, just two people never show up."
Ahem... "I have threesomes all the time, just one person never shows up." :angelic:
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

I haven't even had sex, so no.

But I love XaLEv's answer, so I'm going with that, too. :mrgreen:

And while some of you might think this view is immature, I don't think I ever would have a threesome (or a group sex encounter, either), since I consider intercourse to be an intimate act reserved for two people. But that's just my point of view...
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Lord Pounder wrote:Yeah i've been involved in group sex before. I didn't like it. Sex for the sake of sex isn't fufilling. I was involved with a married couple for a few weeks and it ended up getting awkward.
Yes, group sex sucks. It's a distraction, you can't really devote the time to make it fulfilling.
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:Yeah i've been involved in group sex before. I didn't like it. Sex for the sake of sex isn't fufilling. I was involved with a married couple for a few weeks and it ended up getting awkward.
Yes, group sex sucks. It's a distraction, you can't really devote the time to make it fulfilling.
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Once...though it was a foursome(two guy, two girls)

Not that bad...would been better if the girls were persay more into it.

From it still prefer one on one.
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Yes, and I enjoyed it and would do it again. Perhaps not everyday, but fairly regularly if I had the opportunity.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I haven't even had sex, so no.

But I love XaLEv's answer, so I'm going with that, too. :mrgreen:

And while some of you might think this view is immature, I don't think I ever would have a threesome (or a group sex encounter, either), since I consider intercourse to be an intimate act reserved for two people. But that's just my point of view...
Ill agree with the dolphin on most of that. I might try a 3some, but it certainly wouldnt be serious.
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Yes, once, but it was more like a twosome since I didn't actually get to do much with the other girl.
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If i ever get in a threesome like most of the guys here i`d like it with two girls and me. 8)
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Montcalm wrote:If i ever get in a threesome like most of the guys here i`d like it with two girls and me. 8)
Actually, two girls and a guy is tricky unless you are skilled in the Group Sex Arts and it routinely leaves both girls unsatisfied. Two guys and a girl is much easier and it tends to leave all parties satisfied. Just be sure to set some groundrules, cause you don't want to reach for a slice of butter and grab a stick (unless you go for the stick).
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Post by aerius »

Had one with 2 girls once and I'm not doing it again. It was good and all, but honestly? I can't handle it. One lovely babe is more than enough for me. Snuggling though, is a different story. I greatly enjoy being snuggled by 2 chicks in bed, the word is "snuggle", not to be interpreted as "have kinky sex".
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I think Id prefer snuggling then going all out. . . 8)
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Oh I definately think snuggling with two women would be almost divine... :mrgreen:

But that's as far as I'd go.
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Post by Damaramu »

Almost initiated a 3 some with an ex-gf and her best friend.

But, anyways....no. No 3 some for me. 'Sides....I'd probably just sit and watch 2 girls going at it anyways. :lol:
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I wouldnt do it with an ex gf. too jealous.

2 girls I barely know - much better.
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I had a threesome once. It was three women on a video tape, though.
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