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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Get your fill of of sci-fi, science, and mockery of stupid people
I guess I'm too nice then. I usually refrain from Mocking stupid ill-concieved ideas in front of someone. I prefer tearing apart their arguments with "logic" and "East Side Bloods!" blasting thier house.

The second part, by the way, is mostly reserved for Aryan Nation types.
:shock: I like to use logic and ripping, bleach-dipped insults... "East-Side Bloods"...? I've never thought of using a drive-by as a debate tactic... :shock:
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I too enjoy ripping apart arguments with logic...but I also like taking their self esteem chopping it up, puting in a blender and hitting mince.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: :shock: I like to use logic and ripping, bleach-dipped insults... "East-Side Bloods"...? I've never thought of using a drive-by as a debate tactic... :shock:
It tends to shut them up.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote::shock: I like to use logic and ripping, bleach-dipped insults... "East-Side Bloods"...? I've never thought of using a drive-by as a debate tactic... :shock:
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Stravo wrote:"Wow, I just realized all men are created equal. Must be God I better write that down." Thomas Jefferson :P
That would actually be a good thing to attribute to the divine. Atleast then it wouldnt be evil and sadistic but caring and just.
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SirNitram wrote: QUID PRO QUO!

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According to BM it is QUID QUO PRO

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faram, latin grammar is wierd, and might actually permit quid quo pro to be correct. see, word order is not as relevant, i dont think, as the word-conjugation. both quid and quo both mean "something", but the -id and -o ending change their meanings in the sentence, and pro means for, so i believe that, technically, quid quo pro works, unless words like pro must come before the word their acting on, in which case the only other possibility is pro quo quid. unless pro comes after what its acting on, which means its only other arrangement can be quo quid pro.
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kojikun wrote:faram, latin grammar is wierd, and might actually permit quid quo pro to be correct. see, word order is not as relevant, i dont think, as the word-conjugation. both quid and quo both mean "something", but the -id and -o ending change their meanings in the sentence, and pro means for, so i believe that, technically, quid quo pro works, unless words like pro must come before the word their acting on, in which case the only other possibility is pro quo quid. unless pro comes after what its acting on, which means its only other arrangement can be quo quid pro.
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Faram wrote:
kojikun wrote:faram, latin grammar is wierd, and might actually permit quid quo pro to be correct. see, word order is not as relevant, i dont think, as the word-conjugation. both quid and quo both mean "something", but the -id and -o ending change their meanings in the sentence, and pro means for, so i believe that, technically, quid quo pro works, unless words like pro must come before the word their acting on, in which case the only other possibility is pro quo quid. unless pro comes after what its acting on, which means its only other arrangement can be quo quid pro.
Blah BM is right he is always right ;)

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How dare you contradict the master!


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Yes...quid ro-ro.
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:If he was a great genius then we would all be dead because we were too stupid too love.
:wtf: I genuinely and for the first time have no idea what you just said, Captain Lennox.
He meant if he quallified as a genius, then since we're normal people, we'd be too stupid to survive.

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Faram wrote: No puny language rules can stand in the way of the mighty BM!
Or Levi's, either.
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Exonerate wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:If he was a great genius then we would all be dead because we were too stupid too love.
:wtf: I genuinely and for the first time have no idea what you just said, Captain Lennox.
He meant if he quallified as a genius, then since we're normal people, we'd be too stupid to survive.
HAHA! I qualify as a genius....I will survive the Great Intelligence Purge
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owie.. ;.;

ok, time to kill a few turtles as revenge. ::slaughters the whole lot of sea turtles that come to florida::
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1SuprJesusFreak wrote:You will never learn where that first spark of life came from without looking to the Bible.
There are a shitload of cultures which disagree you, prove them wrong.

For a starter: Prove that Nu-Wa didn't create the early population out of dust.
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SirNitram wrote:But I am also a BM.

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BTW, my version is the Legal One. So.

QUID PRO QUO!!!

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So, does anyone besides me think his reason for abscence might be that he's performing sexual favors for his mother? You know, homeschool sex ed and the whole honor thy mother and father thing... :shock: :lol: :?
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:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

OH JESUS TAP-DANCING SON OF A WHORE!

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Yuri Prime wrote:So, does anyone besides me think his reason for abscence might be that he's performing sexual favors for his mother? You know, homeschool sex ed and the whole honor thy mother and father thing... :shock: :lol: :?
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The Minister of Sin made me post it. Imagine that. :lol:
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Why yes...yes I did

Hayt2000: Hmm... Matt hasn't been on for a while. Perhaps he's performing sexual favors for his mom...
AIIFHarbinger: perh....*cacks up laughing*
AIIFHarbinger: honor thy father and thy mother
Hayt2000: homeschool sex ed.
Hayt2000: lol
AIIFHarbinger: LOL
AIIFHarbinger: post it!
AIIFHarbinger: NOW
AIIFHarbinger: are you posting?
Hayt2000: yes
AIIFHarbinger: good
AIIFHarbinger: where?
AIIFHarbinger: *still laughing*
Hayt2000: in the official debate.
AIIFHarbinger: post it in the mocking thread
AIIFHarbinger: both of the threads...shit, raise your postcount
Hayt2000: done
AIIFHarbinger: *reads posts...cracks up laughing again..collapses on floor gasping for air*
Hayt2000: "Now don't you worry about all those girls you'll meet when you leave the house son... You're own mama is all you need." HAHAHAHAHAHA
AIIFHarbinger: AHHHHH
AIIFHarbinger: Reminds me of Eddie from IT
AIIFHarbinger: ll
Hayt2000: lol
AIIFHarbinger: lllololololol
Hayt2000: Oh yeah
Hayt2000: Must be why he doesn't need friends either. :-o
AIIFHarbinger: yes....
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Why yes...yes I did
I just had to give into my dark side because he's so skilled with his powers....
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DISCLAIMER

This is meant entirely for the purposes of fun at the expense of another, and is not meant as an accusation of debauchery or incest in any way shape or form.
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