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http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm

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"You are a malignant baby who loves to climb crotches."

Hell yes.
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Slam-Dancing Goliath who loves to whallop feet. :)

EDIT: The second time it was "A muscular Demon who loves to discover birds."
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"You are a slam-dancing sausage link who loves to whap giant tits."

I should be flattered. :D
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Hmm, I don't think it's quite working--and yes, I do have Flash Player 6 installed.

"You are a _ who likes to _."

Just what I always wanted to know...
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"you are a funky porn star who loves to heard balls"

WOW :shock:
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Crayz9000 wrote:Hmm, I don't think it's quite working--and yes, I do have Flash Player 6 installed.

"You are a _ who likes to _."

Just what I always wanted to know...
BWAHAHAHAH, it works perfectly. :D
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

Here's one for SEGNOR:

"You are a horny midget who loves to infect balls."
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sorry i did it agan... i like this one better

" You are a corpulant biscuit who loves to smack lesbians"

Damn straight :lol:
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JediNeophyte wrote:Here's one for SEGNOR:

"You are a horny midget who loves to infect balls."
I dare you tpo go over to the SEGNOR forum and say that. Why? Cause I'll edit your post!

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godly size queen who loves to squeeze testes.

wow.
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second time : I am a foxy titan who likes to laugh at birds
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You are a drunken bastard who loves to sluuuuurp giant tits. :shock:

And i never touched alcool. :roll:

second try i get.

You are a questionable baby who loves to hump lesbians.
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You are a carcinogenic penis who loves to deflower Bill Cosby.

Second try:

You are a flatulent horsecock-boy who loves to hump testes.
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Mephistopheles wrote:You are a carcinogenic penis who loves to deflower Bill Cosby.
That one is gross... good job :lol:
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I am an oversexed man whore who likes to flick bears. Maybe I should give that spinny word thing a shot too.
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You are a Slam-dancing lobster who loves to hump mufflers.
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You are a horny fishstick who loves to orally explore hot bitches.

Hey! How did they know? :D
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For the BotM

"You are a monkey-like porn star who loves to sniff ears."
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You are a:

testicular pawslut who loves to empty monster cocks

busty seacaptain who loves to fistfuck women

phallic porn star who loves to pump lizards

I like this game.
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"You are a malignant raver fag who loves to buy tigers."

Heh, that's pretty good. :)
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"You are a confused chick magnet who loves to punch lesbians". Funny. :)
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"You are a fucking hot hooch who loves to lick coke junkies"
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"You are a muscular penis who likes to locate ears."


Scary.


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