Threesomes

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-06-12 09:11pm

Wow, it's 50/50. I guess we have eight members who've never had a threesome, and we have eight other members who've never had a threesome but who are dishonest about it.

J · Post by J » 2003-06-12 09:12pm

Almost, but we were having so much fun snuggling each other that we never went beyond that.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-12 09:37pm

I've been asked to participate in three seperate threesomes, but two of the invitations were from people with whom I wouldn't feel comfortable, and the last invitation was sort of a general "at some point in time, maybe?" sort of invitation, which may not have even been serious. I'm not sure.

Ice · Post by **Ice** » 2003-06-12 09:43pm

Zaia wrote:I've been asked to participate in three seperate threesomes, but two of the invitations were from people with whom I wouldn't feel comfortable, and the last invitation was sort of a general "at some point in time, maybe?" sort of invitation, which may not have even been serious. I'm not sure.

I suppose I'll be executed for this. But better me than, say...well, no, fuck it, I'll let someone else suggest you have a threesome with them.

HA! I'll let THEM die! Unless you'd go for it, in which case, I'll suggest it.

(And you thought I was going to be mature for a second, didn't you?)

As to whether I've had one...I think we all know the answer to that. Nope. Haven't even had a twosome.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-06-12 09:48pm

Well, that explains a LOT about you, Ice...

Ice · Post by **Ice** » 2003-06-12 09:51pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, that explains a LOT about you, Ice...

*sigh* Whatever you say.

I'll take it in a naively optimistic way! Thanks!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-06-12 10:53pm

All the time. There's me, myself, and I.

I probably won't engage in one. I'm having enough trouble scoring with one girl, just imagine how hard it will be to get two at the same time.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-13 01:29am

Ice wrote:
Zaia wrote:I've been asked to participate in three seperate threesomes, but two of the invitations were from people with whom I wouldn't feel comfortable, and the last invitation was sort of a general "at some point in time, maybe?" sort of invitation, which may not have even been serious. I'm not sure.
I suppose I'll be executed for this. But better me than, say...well, no, fuck it, I'll let someone else suggest you have a threesome with them.

Well, if you aren't going to...

*ahem*

So, Zaia, baby...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-06-13 01:33am

I've had two offers that I've turned down due to complicating factors....stupid me eh?

Ice · Post by **Ice** » 2003-06-13 01:33am

Gil Hamilton wrote:Well, if you aren't going to...

*ahem*

So, Zaia, baby...

Yeah, well, just remember, if she goes for it, then I was the one who suggested it.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-06-13 01:37am

Keevan_Colton wrote:I've had two offers that I've turned down due to complicating factors....stupid me eh?

well, it depends. there are some points in my life where I prefer monogomity.

bloody word.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-06-13 01:41am

Enforcer Talen wrote: well, it depends. there are some points in my life where I prefer monogomity.

bloody word.

I was single at the time of the first offer....however one of the girls was engaged to a friend of mine and the other had broken up with a close friend of mine only a couple of days before....a little complicated.....

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-13 02:10am

Ice wrote:Yeah, well, just remember, if she goes for it, then I was the one who suggested it.

Are you kidding? I'm who Michael Jackson was talking about when he wrote the song "Smooth Criminal". I've got more magnetism than a tesla coil. When I hit on a lady, it's a done deal, my brother.

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-06-13 02:18am

Two chicks, my GF and her roomate. It has happened more than once. Lets just say I have become praticed at doing things while on my back.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-06-13 03:23am

Ah, the memories...

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-13 07:09am

well, not a thresome, but having a girl or two kissing me while i'm grinding with another is pretty goddamned cool.....damn, i love the nightclub life. and sharing a bed and cuddling with two girls is great.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-13 11:20am

Gil Hamilton wrote:Are you kidding? I'm who Michael Jackson was talking about when he wrote the song "Smooth Criminal". I've got more magnetism than a tesla coil. When I hit on a lady, it's a done deal, my brother.

Gah...feel...all....willpower....slipping..away.......What..is.....going....on?!! No....self....control.....!!!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-13 11:27am

Threesomes? Sorry, I need to worry enough about being crap in bed with one woman, let alone two.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-06-13 11:38am

Vympel wrote:Threesomes? Sorry, I need to worry enough about being crap in bed with one woman, let alone two.

Bah! You're not with the right woman if you're busy worrying while in bed. Anyone that gets that far needs to make you feel GOOD about yourself, not the opposite, darlin'.

And if you aren't with any woman at all (which I believe is the case at the moment), then stop saying stuff like this about yourself. Self-confidence is sexy, cheri.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-06-13 11:42am

Zaia wrote:
Vympel wrote:Threesomes? Sorry, I need to worry enough about being crap in bed with one woman, let alone two.
Bah! You're not with the right woman if you're busy worrying while in bed. Anyone that gets that far needs to make you feel GOOD about yourself, not the opposite, darlin'.

And if you aren't with any woman at all (which I believe is the case at the moment), then stop saying stuff like this about yourself. Self-confidence is sexy, cheri.

Danke for the reality check, needed a shot of it badly in this oh so depressing time of the semester (exams)

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-06-13 02:41pm

Zaia wrote:Gah...feel...all....willpower....slipping..away.......What..is.....going....on?!! No....self....control.....!!!

<Isaac Hayes voice="true">Don't fight it, baby... it will be all right.</Isaac Hayes>

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-06-13 02:44pm

Zaia wrote:I've been asked to participate in three seperate threesomes, but two of the invitations were from people with whom I wouldn't feel comfortable, and the last invitation was sort of a general "at some point in time, maybe?" sort of invitation, which may not have even been serious. I'm not sure.

Hey, maybe you should take up that third one. You know how they say "Third time's the charm" right?

And just think of how much more annoying we'll all be if you tell us you actually had a threesome.

Of course, that may be a good enough reason for to not want to do so. Or at least not to tell the board, anyway.

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