what is your IQ?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-13 08:33am

take the test!

http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/

Congratulations, Chris!
Your IQ score is 129

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. But that's just scratching the surface.

Find out more about how your brain processes information and where your intellectual strengths lie in your personalized, 15-page IQ Report. It's ready right now!

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-06-13 08:53am

I don't think this is true

111

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-06-13 09:04am

Unless it's timed, it means jack.

IQ tests mean jack anyway, but that's besides the point.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-06-13 09:07am

Congratulations, Bruce!
Your IQ score is 126

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Inventive Inquisitor.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you're equally good at mathematical and verbal skills and have a thirst for learning through experience. But that's just scratching the surface.

Now, is that good or bad?

And is there a way to find out which questions I got wrong, and why? I had to flat-out guess on one or two of those...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-06-13 09:25am

Congratulations, Mikael!
Your IQ score is 136

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Facts Curator.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you've fed your brain a unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a good hold on words and numbers. But that's just scratching the surface.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-13 09:26am

just FYI, 120 approximatly is outside 1 standard deviation from the mean IQ. 1 standard deviation taken to both ends of the mean covers about 66% of the population sample. this test however is somewhat suspect and i would say skews the results somewhat. take it for what it is worth, i have taken them before (online) and have ranged from 119-124....so this survey does seem a bit off. it's fun though.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-06-13 09:26am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Unless it's timed, it means jack.

IQ tests mean jack anyway, but that's besides the point.

Agree but it's good for the ego once in a while

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-13 09:36am

Congratulations, Pedro!
Your IQ score is 139

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. But that's just scratching the surface.

Insightful Linguist.? What the FUCK?

I'm a mechanical engineer, not a god damned english teacher!

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-06-13 09:37am

I got 133.

What did you put for every ____ rose has a thorn? I put weathered because it wouldn't be a cultivated thorn-less rose.

EDIT: Forgot this blurb, which sounds accurate:

Our analyses indicate that your Intellectual Type is: Visual Mathematician. This means that among other things, you have superior skills in mathematics and spatial reasoning.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-13 09:40am

Zoink wrote:I got 133.

What did you put for every ____ rose has a thorn? I put weathered because it wouldn't be a cultivated thorn-less rose.

Well, I guess that's where my linguist skills come in handy

I think the phrase is meant to be poetic, so I chose Tempting, the only "good" adjective.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-13 09:45am

I got 117

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-13 09:46am

Montcalm wrote:I got 117

[Nelson]Ah Ah[/Nelson]

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2003-06-13 09:49am

just tried again, got 132, and a percision guy.

I don't think this is very acurate

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-06-13 09:49am

Colonel Olrik wrote: Well, I guess that's where my linguist skills come in handy I think the phrase is meant to be poetic, so I chose Tempting, the only "good" adjective.

OK I see that now, I guess that's what they're going for. Problem is, I react: A rose doesn't have to have thorns (thornless rose) and these thornless roses can be "good". So tempting roses can be thornless. I tend not to think poetically.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-06-13 09:50am

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I got 117
[Nelson]Ah Ah[/Nelson]

hey thats not bad, it's pretty close to one standard dev. it just looks low because we're all smart.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-06-13 09:52am

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I got 117
[Nelson]Ah Ah[/Nelson]

I do not trust too much these IQ tests,and i`ll crush you for laughing.

Archaic` · Post by **Archaic`** » 2003-06-13 09:55am

Congratulations, Liam!
Your IQ score is 142

This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Ultimate IQ test.

The even better news is that at Emode, we've taken your IQ test one step further. During the test, you answered four different types of questions — mathematical, visual-spatial, linguistic and logical. We were able to analyze how you did on each set of those questions, which allows us to shed light on the way your brain uniquely functions.

At the same time, we compared your answers with others who have taken the test, and according to the sorts of questions you got correct, we can tell your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher.

The first thing we can tell you about that is you're equally good at mathematical and verbal tasks, and learn best through experience. But that's just scratching the surface.

The test is rather limited. That score there is the highest it can give you.

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-06-13 10:00am

IQ test wrote: True knowledge exists in knowing that you know ___________.

The answer is "nothing". I kind of knew that (its sounded like cliche, meaningless "fluff") but I didn't let myself chose that because "knowing that you know nothing" is an oxymoron, regardless of how poetic it sounds.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-13 10:00am

Archaic` wrote:Your IQ score is 142

Damn you, damn you to HELL!!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-13 10:01am

Zoink wrote:
IQ test wrote: True knowledge exists in knowing that you know ___________.
The answer is "nothing". I kind of knew that (its sounded like cliche, meaningless "fluff") but I didn't let myself chose that because "knowing that you know nothing" is an oxymoron, regardless of how poetic it sounds.

You're worse than I am. Give your poetic side a little more room to breath.

Ravencrow · Post by **Ravencrow** » 2003-06-13 10:04am

I got 124 and got typed "word warrior", apparently I'm equiped with a "verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level".

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-06-13 10:06am

Colonel Olrik wrote: You're worse than I am. Give your poetic side a little more room to breath.

I can't I tell ya! Its an emotional beast that must be kept in check!

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-06-13 10:08am

Colonel Olrik wrote:[Nelson]Ah Ah[/Nelson]

Um, Olrik, hon... were you watching the Simpsons backwards?

Archaic` · Post by **Archaic`** » 2003-06-13 10:18am

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Archaic` wrote:Your IQ score is 142
Damn you, damn you to HELL!!

That test annoyed the hell out of me when I did it. I spent about half an hour hammering away at it after I got that 142 wondering what the hell was wrong with me (Since IRL I'd been getting 170+), before I realised that I'd been right all along and that the test itself had that upper limit. Couldn't believe I'd so easily missed the obvious.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-06-13 10:21am

Kelly Antilles wrote:
Colonel Olrik wrote:[Nelson]Ah Ah[/Nelson]

Um, Olrik, hon... were you watching the Simpsons backwards?

I don't get it, Kelly. My Simpsons lore is not very good

Well, I have to be completely fair to the IQ test. I've always loved writting and I was the best student at my school in the Portuguese classes (and it was the only thing I didn't study).

My girlfriends have to tolerate my romantic poetry, not that I thing it's any good.